Due to the full opposition of the husband, the sister-in-law finally decided to elope with her boyfriend! As a result, not long after going to the train station, before the old man chased after him, the sister-in-law returned by herself. The sister-in-law said: "

Due to the full opposition of the husband, the sister-in-law finally decided to elope with her boyfriend! As a result, not long after going to the train station, before the old man chased after him, the sister-in-law returned by herself. The sister-in-law said, "I broke up with him!" We asked, "What's going on?" "It turned out that the sister-in-law packed her bags yesterday, and there was no big bag at home, so she found a snakeskin bag containing chicken feed and filled half a bag of clothes." But when she arrived at the high-speed rail station, her boyfriend was a cross-body backpack and a notebook! It's in stark contrast to the sister-in-law carrying a snakeskin bag! The two broke up on the spot...

2. Ah Shi of the university married a rich wife. Once, a few people in our dormitory came out for a supper and found Ashie strange. Ash had been drinking, taking a few sips of wine, taking out his pocket watch again, reading it and continuing to drink. Several times and three times, Xiaoming couldn't help but ask: "Why do you keep looking at the time, is it because you are worried about going home late and being scolded by your wife?" Ash opened her pocket watch and said, "This is a picture of my wife, and the moment she becomes gentle and delicate proves that I am drunk and unconscious." ”

3. When I was in junior high school, I was seated, and next to me was a mighty and majestic woman. Asked if I had been bullied, I said we had a good relationship. Mom looked at me with a twinkle in her eye and concluded that I was lying. Mom continued to ask, don't look over the window and say, can you stop talking about such a sad topic? Mom thought to herself, can you not be bullied at the same table with such a powerful girl?

4. Today the brothers got married, told us to be groomsmen, and this morning we set off to pick up the bride. When you go to the woman's door, the other party coaxes for 50,000, otherwise you will not be allowed to enter the door. Good to say, coaxed in, turned face, must be 50,000, no go back. A few buddies were embarrassed at once. The buddy went mad on the spot and immediately called his ex-girlfriend. Hands-free and ask, "Will you marry me?" The other person replied, "No." "Dude looked embarrassed...

5. When I was studying at Tsinghua University, my roommate fell in love with a younger sister. He invited this schoolgirl to ice cream every day, and I asked him why. My roommate said to me: Science shows that girls have a high probability of confessing success during menstruation, and they are embarrassed to ask the girl's day, so they ask for ice cream every day, and when the girl does not eat it, it must be that she has not run! As a result, the schoolgirl was fattened, and the roommate wanted to run!

6. When I was working at Red Romance, I was attracted to a twenty-year-old rich woman, and it wasn't long before we were married. Now there is a 5 year old bear child. On weekends, the weather was very nice, and I drove the Porsche 911 with my son to climb Mount Tarzan. I climbed to the middle of the mountain with a whimper, and when I was resting, I asked my son: Baby, what would you do if you met a snake in the wild? My son thought about it and said: I will hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

7. Since ancient times, there has been such a strange phenomenon, when borrowing money, it is the grandfather, and once it is time to ask for money, he becomes a grandson, which is not false at all. I sent a small is like this, even if I borrowed 2,000 yuan, I have not paid it back so far. One day he called me and said, "Brother, is my sister-in-law at home?" There is something wrong with her. I was stunned that this boy did not borrow money, so I asked him: I am at home, what are you looking for my wife? This cargo was immediately exposed and said: Is this brother, can you give me 500 yuan to save the emergency? I immediately shouted: My daughter-in-law has your phone!

8. Today, I learned to do food and broadcast on the Internet and bought a two-pound king crab at the seafood market. The wife with the broken mouth has been nagging at the side, thinking that I spend too much money. I was so upset that I said, "Ignore me, I want to be quiet!" Who knew that she slapped me in the face: "I already knew that you two had a problem!" After saying that, the wife cried and left. I wiped my face in pain, and I was stunned for a long time before I remembered that my wife had a girlfriend called Jingjing!

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