There is no lower limit to bragging: the New Year of Chinese football, for the fans, it is very humiliating. The national football team did not have an accident, lost again, and lost to Vietnam, which made the countrymen, let the fans

Bragging without a lower limit: Chinese football

This New Year, for the fans, has been very humiliating. The national football team did not have an accident, lost again, and lost to Vietnam, which made the chinese people and the fans feel bad?

It seems that I can't go out of the mountains, I have been incognito for so many years, it is time to save Chinese football. I feel like I don't shoot again, sorry for the sky, sorry for the ground, sorry for the air in the middle.

Although the great name of my "flying foot" may not be known to the earthlings, when it comes to my three apprentices, it is really a big name, like thunder.

I think back then, on the Skeleton Star, my eighteen-way bounce legs made people feel frightened. Later, when I returned to Earth, I met a boy named Nonnardo in South America, who had no talent for playing football, but looked very cute, so I accepted him as a big apprentice and passed on the two legs of his eighteen-way bouncing legs. Who knows that he used it on the court, invincible, and some people gave him a name, called what clock swing people, and finally was called an alien. In fact, he mastered me, and he was the real alien.

He took my name, so I was furious and abandoned him. If he had been low-key, humble, and learned more of my two-way leg method, how could he have been injured and injured and retired prematurely!

Later, while I was traveling in South America, I met a guy named Ronaldinho. This man has a mouth of teeth, black and not slippery, and it is annoying to look at. But this guy, out of nowhere, learned that I had the ability, was very attentive, and tried his best to please me.

What flowers and wine, high-rise buildings, especially the ninth international beauty contest, the champion and runner-up three beautiful women, all sent to make me laugh, I was happy, a comfortable, I accepted him as a second apprentice, passed him five ways to bounce legs. He also ran to play football and was even praised as an elf on the football field.

Originally, he had such an achievement, and I was also very relieved. But after this guy became famous, he began to indulge himself, indulged in wine all day, soaked in nightclubs, slept in flowers and willows, made his physical function decline, seriously vain, and had to retire early. He also thought that like master me, he could sing every day and night seven times a day.

I was so angry that I left South America and ran to Europe, and I met a beautiful woman named Aveiro. It was extremely flattering to me, even at the expense of his own body. Sigh, the aftertaste is endless. The so-called courtesy is subordinated to people, and there must be something to be asked for. I asked her what was the matter? She said she hoped I could pass on his brother's unique skills. Eating people's mouths is soft and people's hands are short, and I had to agree.

But as soon as I saw his brother, I got angry, the hair was too much oil, and I looked up at the sky. Just say the words, spill the water, and can't take it back. So I had to pass on his leg method all the way, but I resolutely refused to accept him as an apprentice.

What about men conquering the world and women conquering men? I couldn't stand his sister rubbing a few times, and finally I took this apprentice, but I wouldn't teach him any more stunts.

This boy only learned me half of the successful husband, only my leg method all the way, and dared to run to play football, but it is not a shame! On the field, it will not pass, will not pass the ball, and will not break through. But he made a stunt, called what an elevator ball, but it was also mixed up, like a decent look. It seems that the reputation is not small, but I am extremely disappointed and decided to hide my name from now on.

However, the performance of the national football team successfully attracted my attention, and I decided to open the mountain again. It was planned to take thirteen apprentices and divide them into two teams. One is the Flying Team, and the other is the Sweeping Team. The age of the apprentice should be about twenty years old, the height should not exceed one meter sixty-five, and the weight should be controlled below fifty-five kilograms.

Talented, each person teaches the eight-way leg method, can be a striker. In good health, each person passes a three-way leg method, specializing in being a defender. In my team, there is no midfielder because it is not needed. As soon as the Flying Team came out, it was irresistible, and each team wen feng fled. Sweeping the team on the field, what Manchester United Real Madrid Barca Juve Paris German, all on the sidelines. I use eleven people, a team of one striker, a goalkeeper, a defender, and I can kill all four sides.

However, it is difficult to learn the leg, and the talent is good, and it will take three to five years to play the leg method all the way. So, I plan to lead the team to the 2042 World Cup in 2040. I conquered Asia first, then swept the world. I reckon that at the end of the game, there were only two teams left, and the Flying Team and the Sweeping Team kicked each other and played. At that time, I will be able to live in peace in my old age.

Hmm, I don't believe it, I "fly a foot" out of the horse, Chinese football can not rush out of China, to Asia, sweep the world!

But I also know that these boys are not easy to teach. The technology is not good, and the temper is not small. The body is not good, and there are still many flowers and intestines. So, I've called three apprentices and asked them to come and assist me.

Hey, almost forgot, this tooth can't be called over, it will bring damage to my apprentice. At that time, I will not talk about teaching the ball skills, but teach the bubble girls. By the way, the three apprentices Xiao Xiao luo can't be called, I heard that this guy has different hobbies and will lose my face. There are only big apprentices left, and it seems that they are not reliable.

Alas, this is a whole thing, a person's energy is limited, I can't do so many things alone, sad people...