1. I invited the royal sister's female boss to dinner, she actually wore the company's short skirt professional clothes to come, I can't stand the temptation of the uniform, but because of her obscenity, who dares to have a non-divided thought. This is a Sichuan-Chongqing company

1. I invited the royal sister's female boss to dinner, she actually wore the company's short skirt professional clothes to come, I can't stand the temptation of the uniform, but because of her obscenity, who dares to have a non-divided thought. This is a Sichuan-Chongqing hot pot restaurant, eating skewers of hot pot, one stick for one dollar, and some are two sticks and a string. The female boss may have eaten a lot because I was a guest, and I ate more than a hundred skewers by myself, and I gritted my teeth and ate dozens of skewers. The female boss said: "I haven't eaten the skewer pot in a long time, and today I have eaten it so happily, if you invite me to eat once a week, I will promise you." "I heard it, there was a door! It seems that my salary is about to rise, so I said bluntly: "Can you give me a salary increase first?" The female boss smiled back and said, "No problem, you've been doing well lately!" ”

In this way, I invited her to eat a skewer hot pot every week, and she was not polite, and I skewered one or two hundred every day, and my salary rose by two or three hundred every month, and after more than half a year, my salary was already very impressive. Finally the female boss showed me: "Okay, you're doing very well, I promised to be your girlfriend." Looking at her with a peachy face and a shy face, or the appearance of a royal sister, I was stunned! Turns out she always thought I was chasing her! And the salary increase is all through my own efforts. Half a year later, I married this mature royal sister of more than two hundred kilograms, and suddenly felt that life was a little short!

The good news is that you don't have to invite her to hot pot every week........

2. My brother married his first love, and his life after marriage was very sweet. At noon today, my sister-in-law was coquettish to my brother: Husband, I watched Armani icon out of new clothes today, I haven't bought clothes recently, I only bought so many sets in a few months, they are not enough to wear, people say that people rely on clothes, I wear good looks, you take out have face ... My brother understood in an instant, and said lightly: Say the point. Sister-in-law: 30,000 discounts.

3. Because of the quarrel, I didn't say a word to my husband for two days, and on the third day, I didn't control it, hugged my husband and said: "I'm sorry, I'm not good, don't ignore me okay?" My husband patted me and apologized: "Actually, I have something wrong..." In this way, we reconciled (when I finish my birthday tomorrow, I will continue to ignore you)   

4. The second uncle retired after more than 30 years as a teacher, and he has more than 9,000 pensions every month.

That time, the second uncle bought 2 bottles of Maotai and called the neighbor's eldest brother to come to the house for a drink.

During the banquet, when talking about the status of the family, the second uncle immediately began to popularize the science: family status is such a thing, but where the old masters are outside to brag about being in charge, they are all paper tigers at home, and they modestly say that they are not home, but they say one thing or the other!

The second uncle's brothers smiled and asked: What about your family status?

The second uncle said: Hit people in the face, you drink first, I have a bad stomach, after marriage I quit drinking.

5. My wife just got her driver's license today and pestered me every day to practice with her.

One day we were practicing on the road, and there was a wedding team in front of us, and I said to my wife: Let's go with it and see if the bride is a little happy!

But my wife's driving skills were too poor, so we kept following the wedding car.

Not long after, the wedding car convoy in front of the car stopped, and a boy with a groomsman's gift flower pinned to his chest came down, stuffed a red envelope into my wife, and said: Sister don't follow, my brother has a place where you can't stand you, you are more inclusive, today he is married, you forget him.

6. Today, the manager suddenly talked to me: Xiao Wang, you have been in the company for a few months, and your performance is good. But recently many colleagues have reported to me that there is a problem with the tone of your speech, and I hope you will correct it. I nodded back to my seat, thinking that I had been careful in the company, would this offend people? Is this the workplace? Is the post-90s so unpopular? The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, so I peeled a garlic and chewed it up.

7. Some time ago in a website registered an account, today want to go to this website when you can not remember the password, so ready to find through the secret protection, the first question is "your first kiss is in which city" . I don't know, I can't think of it. It's all my fault, I shouldn't have lied to myself for having my first kiss.

8. In order to turn positive, he introduced my sister with a single child to the chairman, and he was particularly happy to directly promote me to manager. A few days after the promotion, the company sent me to study abroad. When I went through the security check, the staff carefully checked my passport and said how the photo was different from myself? Me: Ah! It was taken when I first graduated from college, and it may be a little different from myself. The chairman on the side came to say: Please let her go, she looks different every day!