Never blame others for not helping you, and never blame others for not caring about you. Living in the world, we are all independent individuals, and we have to bear the pain and discomfort ourselves. No one can really understand you, the stone didn't hit his foot, and he would never feel how much pain it was. On the road of life, we are all lonely walkers, such as people drinking cold and warm self-knowledge, you are their own noble, the real can help you, always only yourself.
2, once with the mother to attend the wedding, went to find out that one of the groom's friends is the ex-ex-boyfriend, the brother-in-law is the ex-boyfriend. The groom knew my brother, and his eyeballs almost fell out, daring to think that I had smashed the field. Mom was displeased: They all said that we are small here, and we can make boyfriends casually. Me: I don't know that handsome groomsman yet. Mom: You dare...
3. After the sister-in-law divorced, she did not dare to live alone, so she simply moved to my house. My sister-in-law slept in my room, and I slept on the sofa in the living room. I slept soundly, and once the wall clock on the wall fell and hit my head, and my head was bleeding, but I still didn't wake up. The sister-in-law was frightened and found that no matter how to make me wake up, she hurriedly called the emergency phone. The wife said, "Don't be afraid, he is just asleep." "It turns out that I really just fell asleep and didn't wake up, and when I got up, I saw the gauze on my head and I was dazed.
4. The teacher walked to the same table and smashed the head of the same table with a book and said: "Sleep in class!" You get up and say what I just said? The same table confusedly grabbed the book in his hand and smashed it on his head: "Go to class and sleep!" ”
5, a little girl howled, crying, slamming the door, telling her father to open the door, she did not dare to sleep alone, she wanted to sleep with her father that father has been deaf and reacted, the child has been crying and has been slamming the door, crying for half an hour Past quite desperately shouted: "Daddy open the door!" Auntie opened the door! I'm going to go in and sleep, "The whole world was suddenly quiet.
6, the brother-in-law fell in love with a flight attendant at first sight on the plane, wanted to know whether she had been abusive before, and asked the flight attendant's girlfriend, but her girlfriend was strict and did not say a word. The brother-in-law was helpless and could only use money to smash, the brother-in-law: "If you tell me how many boyfriends she has had before, how about saying one to give you 1000?" Girlfriend: "Really?" So how much do you have to deposit? Brother-in-law: "About 1 million!" Girlfriend: "Then forget it, save some, money is not easy, I don't want you to go bankrupt!" ”
7, the junior high school chemistry teacher is very funny, remember once to take the exam, he drew us a few equations, and then said "these equations, the exam must have, if not, you will take the bricks to smash my glass!" After taking a sip of water, he continued, "Smash it, see how I clean you up!" ”
8, the mother came out of the kitchen with a spoon, and disappeared the little beanie on the table: "Where are you going?" Xiao Doudou replied mysteriously: "Look down!" Mom bowed her head, "Oh my mom! Why did you run the table down? Xiao Doudou had a serious face: "You are mistaken, I am not your mother, I am your baby!" Mom: "Oh my treasure, why did you run under the table?" ”
9, son: Mom, this is my exam paper, help me sign a name, and add comments! Mom: Look at what you took, such a simple question is wrong so much! Son: Hey, I was in too much of a hurry after school, so I brought the rolls of paper from the same table! Mom: Look at people, this writing is neat and beautiful...
10, accompany the boss to the dinner, and then listen to the concert, the boss drank too much, said to me: This is... Rock...... You count me, band... A few people... I'll give you 50,000! Me: Mr. Wang, why did you give me so much money? The boss patted me on the shoulder: Old Nine, you don't know me, 50,000... Not much...... I love the Band of Heavy Numbers...
1 Go to the cousin's house to play, see the cousin sitting on the sofa with a livid face, sulking, I asked the cousin what, the cousin said, "Can I do it, kiss other women are disliked by other people..." "Ah, cousin, how can you do this, you work outside, the cousin works hard at home with children, you actually want to kiss other women..." At this time, the cousin's four-year-old girlfriend came out of the bathroom with a towel and wiped her face and said to the cousin, "You are a big pig's hoof, the teacher said, boys and girls can't kiss." ”
12, in the toilet in front of the mirror to wear contact lenses, the eyes are too dry for half a day to get it, tears also flowed a face. At this time, a shabi pushed open the toilet door and stared at me with trepidation for half a day and said a word, why did you cry ugly, and then you flew away, leaving a face full of tears so I don't know, wait, let me be quiet...
13, go to the gym swimming, estimate that it is almost time, plan to go home. When I came out, I was confused, and my slippers were gone. There was no way but to go barefoot on the street and take a taxi home. The driver on the road asked me, "Why don't you wear shoes?" Haha, let the daughter-in-law drive out, right? Without waiting for me to answer, he patted me on the thigh again and said, "Don't be sad, brother, I am often driven out, but I am not as miserable as you, and my shoes are not allowed to wear." "I...
14, go to the movie with your boyfriend, when you enter the scene, you see the little couple in front of you holding a bouquet of roses, I pull my boyfriend: you see how romantic people are, I also want to... The boyfriend looked at it and patted his head: I forgot about this stubble. After turning his head and going out, my boyfriend handed me a bucket of popcorn a few minutes later: the small bucket was afraid that you would not have enough to eat, I sold you a large bucket of popcorn, and there was a big surprise... After saying that, he took out a bag of twist flowers from behind
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