1, there is a buddy, once was chased by someone, the other party is a girl, very beautiful. The buddies wanted to chase her, and the girl was a cold beauty, saying, "Stop! I'll fix your car, don't think about anything else

1, there is a buddy, once was chased by someone, the other party is a girl, very beautiful. The buddies wanted to chase her, and the girl was a cold beauty, saying, "Stop! I'll fix your car, don't think about anything else. So, the two agreed to meet at the auto repair plant the next day. Unexpectedly, the girl brought a middle-aged woman over. The buddy glanced at the woman, the foundation was slightly thicker, the corners of her eyes were raised, and she had done beauty at a glance. Although the gluttony is very young, the actual age should be in the forties. Judging, it was the girl's mother. Dude smiled in his heart, there is! He said to the girl, "What's the matter, I still brought my sister to make a big noise!" The girl glanced at him and said, "This is my mother!" The middle-aged woman said to the buddies: "What kind of eyes do you have?" suddenly smiled like a flower on her face, and asked the buddies: "Is auntie so young?" The buddy said in surprise, "Oh, auntie, I don't mean to disrespect you in the slightest." Seriously, no one can see that you are her mother. "The woman is happier... The brother hit the iron while it was hot, and asked: "Auntie, I dare to ask, were you legally old enough when you gave birth to her?" The woman sneered and said, "The age is a little younger, but it has reached 22." "That middle-aged woman likes buddies, when asked about her profession, she was a doctor, and she said it was good." Ask again, there is no object, the woman is happy, said that my daughter does not have a boyfriend! The buddy left contact information for the aunt. Within a few days, the woman went to the hospital to find her buddies for a physical examination. Half a year later, the buddies got their wish to hug the beauty!

2, the girlfriend is getting married, I am very surprised, because the girlfriend just met her boyfriend on the Internet not long ago. My girlfriend laughed and told me the reason she was married: he proposed to me, I said marry me, it was impossible! I haven't fainted to that point yet! Later, he knocked me unconscious with a stone! I was stupid enough to marry him inexplicably! I got angry and shouted: You didn't sue him, but instead married him, I was really dizzy! What stone did he touch you with? The girlfriend listened to the child look at me shyly and said: He uses diamonds!

3, go out to talk about business, is a star-like beauty! Very beautiful in delicate makeup. To my surprise, as soon as she saw me, she said, "We've seen you, I always remember you!" I was even happier, and quickly held one of her Qianqianyu hands with both hands: "Then our cooperation will definitely be more enjoyable!" ...... Have we really seen it before? Beauty looked at me with a smile and said, "Really, I once had a big adventure with my friends, it was raining heavily, and I was looking for you on the road for a dollar, and you said I was a liar and told me to roll." ”

4. Once the flight attendant on the plane sent a box lunch, and the girl sitting next to me weakly asked: "How much is a box?" The flight attendant said very proudly: "I am invited!" The girl answered with a "thank you" in a row. When the flight attendant pushed the drink cart over, I said to the girl, "I'll ask you for a drink." Then he looked up at the stewardess and said, "She wants a glass of orange juice, I want a Coke." Looking into the girl's grateful eyes, I left her contact information.?

5. After the old man retired, he suddenly felt unwell and went to a large hospital to check his body. The doctor examined him for half a day and then came back with three different medicines. The doctor said to him: Eat a piece of green every morning, take it with a large glass of water, after lunch, eat a piece of blue, take it with a large glass of water, eat a piece of red before going to bed, or take it with a large glass of water. This frightened the old man, and he asked, "What serious illness am I suffering from?" The doctor said lightly: You drink too little water.?

6, after dinner in the evening, my husband browsed the beautiful photos on the Internet, because he looked too seriously, he did not notice that I had arrived behind me. I asked aloud: What are you doing? The husband was obviously shocked, and after a while he said: I am looking for someone. I glared at him and said, "What kind of person are you looking for?" My husband teased: I wanted to find someone who looked prettier than you, but I couldn't find it.

7. After his father retired from Samsung, he often studied delicious dishes at home. Yesterday I stewed another fish, and I couldn't help but taste it when I smelled it. The old mother tasted it, and the surname Fen asked: What kind of fish is this, so delicious! Dad said triumphantly: It is the yellow croaker sold in the market! After listening to this, my mother looked at me: Yellow croakers are bought, why doesn't anyone want my family's yellow flower girls?

8. When the mother-in-law checked the account today, she found that the 500,000 in Alipay was gone. The mother-in-law angrily questioned her father-in-law: Where did the 500,000 yuan of our family go! The father-in-law did not speak, and kept playing with the wrench in his hand. Mother-in-law: You still have a face to play with wrenching fingers! With that, the mother-in-law snatched the wrench finger and fell directly to the ground and shattered it. The father-in-law screamed: I bought an antique jade wrench for 500,000 yuan! That's it in your hands!

9. When I was a janitor in Evergrande, I fell in love with the female supervisor who had just been widowed and inherited hundreds of millions of family properties. I bribed Her girlfriend from Evergrande with a meal of Haidilao, and finally chased the female supervisor with the cooperation of the two of us. She took the bus home on a whim after work last night, and there was no change. So I took out 100 yuan and gave it to her: "Honey, help me change some change!" She said excitedly, "Okay. After a while, she came back and gave two coins, and I asked, "What about 98?" She: "Didn't you see what I was carrying in my hand?" "I looked and she still had a big bag of snacks in her hand!?"

10. When I came home from work yesterday afternoon, I saw my father standing on the balcony lighting a cigarette, locking his brows and looking at the dark clouds outside the window. I asked, Dad, what's wrong? Dad took a deep breath of his cigarette and said: It's going to rain. I asked: What happened to the rain. Dad said quietly: If it rains, your mother can't go out for a walk, and then she will definitely lose my happy beans.

11, I heard that the price of oil is cheap, I immediately drove to the gas station. After getting out of the car, I said to the waiter: Waiter, come on. Waiter: Excuse me, sir, we don't have the oil for your car. I was immediately angry: you guys are such a big gas station, you don't have the oil I want, I don't believe it! Waiter: Sir, we don't have the oil on your bike chain!

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