1, with the girlfriend to take a bath, she had to let me take off first, I took off the shirt, she also let me take off my pants, I said you are sick? She didn't speak, and when I had finished taking off my pants, she took off her clothes and went into a shower.

1, with the girlfriend to take a bath, she had to let me take off first, I took off the shirt, she also let me take off my pants, I said you are sick? She didn't speak, and when I had finished taking off my pants, she took off her clothes and went into the shower, washing and washing her and saying: You don't take off your pants, I thought you were a man...

2. My husband is an executive at Samsung headquarters, with a monthly salary of more than 50,000 yuan. Last night, my husband came back drunk. I heard him talking gibberish, so I tentatively asked, "What do you want to do when you have money in the future?" The husband burped and said, "I want to marry five wives!" I was furious: "Then why don't you marry seven?" The husband said confusedly: "Too tired, I need two days off!" ”

3, Xiao Fang: When I was a child, I grew up white, and then my voice was more cute, and my mother still loved to tie my braids. Xiao Liang: Then you must be very troubled, right? Xiao Fang: Yes, even the teacher thought I was a girl and let me sit in the row of girls, and then my mother cut my hair and let me recover as a boy. Xiao Liang: Haha, the teacher must be surprised, right? Xiao Fang: No, the most surprising thing was the male classmate who waited for me to go to school every day and helped me with my school bag.

4. Junior high school physics class. Physics Teacher Teacher: Ike, would you please give an example, who spreads light and sound faster? Ike thought about it: If my test scores are poor, my father will slap me! Every time I hear applause first, then I see the light in front of my eyes. So I think, sound spreads faster. Teacher: Well, I'll call your dad after class and ask him to hit you.

5. The beauty of the girlfriend has married into the rich, and the sisters are envious. Today, because her local tycoon husband only gave her 300,000 pocket money a month, she had a big fight with her husband and ran to me. The girlfriend said angrily, "He just knelt down and begged me, and I won't forgive him." After an hour, the girlfriend: "If you come to pick me up, I will give him a face and follow him." Two hours later: "I'm too willful, if he sends a V letter to let me go back, I won't care." Three hours later, the girlfriend: "Suddenly I thought that the clothes had not been collected, I went back to collect the clothes first Ha ..."?

6. My daughter-in-law has participated in the audition for flight attendants and has been shortlisted, so I asked her: "Since you have been shortlisted, why didn't you become a flight attendant?" She was silent for a long time before she slowly said, "I blew my head during the formal interview!" Me: "How did you blow it?" The daughter-in-law was very straightforward: "People ask me, do you have any experience in the air?" I said yes! People asked me about my experience, and I said I've worked in skyscrapers over 40 stories! Me: "Ah... my daughter-in-law! ”

7, an old man has a few acne on his face, friends said that he returned to old age, to the second degree of puberty, began to rebel! This hearing made the old man very happy, and he went there excitedly that night! When he arrived at NaiHe Qiao, Meng Po asked the old man to drink Meng Po soup, and the old man threw the bowl on the ground with a stalk on his neck, shouting: "Whatever you drink, I just don't drink!" I tell you my rebellious period has arrived! "An hour later, the old man was born in the juvenile detention center...

8. The sister-in-law has just given birth to the child and has been pushed out of the delivery room, which is particularly weak. After arriving at the ward, the sister-in-law opened her mouth weakly, but did not make a sound. The whole family looked at each other and didn't know what she meant. At this time, the brother-in-law said two words in her ear, and the sister-in-law was immediately relieved and nodded. We looked confused, the brother-in-law said: I told her, you are assured, the baby's photos I have helped you upload to the circle of friends and Weibo.

9, the mother all day long to think of the sister stupid, said that the sister's heart is not enough, maybe one day was abducted and sold to have to pay for the number of people... The number of times I say it is not happy: you have no end, you look at our daughter's more than 200 pounds of large body grid, can such abduction be sold? Sister: You... You two... I...... I have nothing to say! I just want to laugh: I can rest assured that such a sister will put it away!?

10, the sister-in-law used to be a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was not rescued in a car accident, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance cost?

11. Last night, I was resting with my girlfriend at the entrance of the commissary, and a man came over and put a dozen beers on the table. All kinds of guests, all kinds of conversations, thinking that they have encountered a pervert, quickly slipped away, just walked a few steps, only to see him shouting to the opposite side: "Brothers! Hurry up and sit down, they're gone! ”

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