1, the sister-in-law and an American married, after the marriage of the sister-in-law did not go out for a month, we asked her how can this be? She said with difficulty that foreigners are really powerful, and they will not drink alcohol and insist on drinking.

1, the sister-in-law and an American married, after the marriage of the sister-in-law did not go out for a month, we asked her how can this be? She said with difficulty that foreigners were really strong and did not drink alcohol, so they picked me up and couldn't stop falling on my legs and lying down for a month.

2. On the weekend, my cousin and I were walking in the park, and we saw a handsome guy, and I saw him looking at this side and smiling. I said: He's so handsome! Did he take a fancy to me? I immediately looked nervous, and the handsome man came over, greeted me warmly, and then stuffed a small note in my hand. I took a closer look, and it said, your friend is so beautiful, introduce me to know, I will not treat you badly. I:......

3, the brother's ex-wife is a tigress, and later because of the sudden death of staying up late to play mobile phones, the insurance company lost 5 million to the brothers. After the buddy became an upstart, he immediately remarried a gentle and beautiful wife. Last night, I called me for tea in the middle of the night, and I was very confused and asked him: "Before, we always drank, why did we change to drinking tea this time?" The buddy looked at me helplessly and sighed, "To protect my knees." Then, he said to me: "Brother, don't be too anxious to get married in the future, talk for a while, see her true face and get married again!" I looked puzzled, and he explained to me: "Woman, before you get married, you are spoiled, after marriage, don't be a wild man!" ”?

4. Because he fell in love with the only daughter of the chairman, he was expelled by the chairman. Through the relationship between my husband and wife, I went to work in a factory. Our boss is a middle-aged greasy uncle who often has meetings for two hours. At that meeting, the boss said: "I hope that everyone will not do things like a ball!!!! Be brave enough to take responsibility!!!! At this time, the personnel director pushed the door in: "Boss, there is something." The boss immediately patted his chest and said, "That's my business!!!! I have an unshirkable responsibility!!!! The personnel supervisor then said: "There is a female colleague in our workshop who is pregnant and will take leave in the next few days." ”

5. Today is Mother's Day, Chinese class, the teacher asked me to write an article based on the image of the mother. I couldn't help but get a little caught up in the memories. After pondering for a long time, he suddenly smiled and asked his colleagues: "My deepest impression of my mother is that she is quite frugal, right, is your mother frugal?" She listened, looked up at my face, and shook her head into a rattle: "You dream!" No! ”?

6. My girlfriend and I broke up because of an awkward fight, and I was very sad at the time. Then, change to another corner of the city and rent a living. One morning, suddenly someone knocked on the door and rubbed his eyes to look. I said, "Baby, you really still don't want my !!!! How did you find this, it took a lot of thought!!!! The girlfriend was also surprised: how are you!!!! My boyfriend asked me to come over and collect the rent!!!!

7. When I went to work in the morning, I suddenly had a strange itch on my back when I took the bus, and I couldn't reach it with one hand, so I turned my back and rubbed it on the pole I was holding. The child on the other side asked: Mom, what is that uncle doing? The child's mother: That uncle is practicing pole dancing! As a result, the eyes of the whole carriage were successfully drawn to me.

8. I called the rich woman and asked: Are you sure you want to break up with me? It's only been a month since you got tired of playing, what are you when I am? Rich Woman: What nerves, don't let people rest in the middle of the night! I said angrily: Believe it or not, leave me, you can't find the right one! As a result, there was a man's voice next to her: It's almost three o'clock, hurry up and go to sleep! The speed is really fast, I am very sad, but thinking of the Maserati she bought for me, I still smile happily, and I am afraid that I can't find a beautiful girl with a car?

9. My tonsils are inflamed and I can't say anything. But the class teacher insisted that I participate in the choir competition, saying that I could just fill the numbers. I felt that this was not good, so I took injections and medicines, actively treated, and finally rushed to cure it before the game. As a result, the game was lost, and he took the place of the bottom one. The class teacher looked at me bitterly and said, "Why did you hurry up and get your throat better at this time?" ”

10, the sister-in-law used to be a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was not rescued in a car accident, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry. "

11, the wedding night I stood outside the wedding room in a daze, the house is my wife and my most iron buddy, the wife said: Today I am his person, can not go home with you, you have to take care of yourself, take care of yourself, don't be so willful. My buddy said: I don't want you, you have taken care of me for so many years, why don't you care about me when you marry him? Wife: It's not that I don't care about you, although I am married to him, but I am more worried about you in my heart, after all, you are my brother, you two are good buddies, in the future to get married and buy a house, we will definitely help you. Hearing this, I pushed the door into the house, smiled and said: "Sister and brother have a deep affection, rest assured that I will not treat your sister badly." My buddy said: I believe you a ghost, saying that I am iron porcelain, in fact, to chase after my sister, do not say, I left..."

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