1, there is a widow in our unit, very good figure, mature and charming, very charming. A lot of divorced men are pursuing her. But she didn't want any. She said that widows were looking for widows

1, there is a widow in our unit, very good figure, mature and charming, very charming. A lot of divorced men are pursuing her. But she didn't want any. She said that widows were looking for widows, and divorced men she did not look up to. One day the unit sent me and her on a business trip. I asked the leader why he didn't send a man to go on a business trip with me, and the leader said that everyone had more work at hand. Only the two of you have been doing less recently, so it's just the two of you. As a result, she got entangled with me and wanted to be my girlfriend.

2, my sister stole my mobile phone and charged 30,000 yuan to the game. I knew that I was very angry later, and I beat my sister up hard. After calling her, I was afraid of her ambitions, so I went back to my bedroom and locked the door to play with my phone. After a while, she knocked on the door. I looked across the door and asked, "What's the matter?" She said, "Open the door, I'll give you something." I was very curious about what it was, so I opened the door and she punched me directly. ???

3, the high school math teacher's hair and beard are very long, and suddenly one day he cut all his long hair and beard on a whim, and he wanted to see if the students could still recognize it. So he pretended to be someone to walk into the classroom and asked, "Is the math teacher in your class coming?" We saw the back laughing and said, "Oh my God, the math teacher cut his hair and couldn't even recognize himself." "The teacher...

4. Early in the morning, I was woken up by a knock at the door of the police. "Sir, you threw a high-altitude object that seriously injured the neighbor downstairs..." There are more than a hundred households living in this building, so why doubt me! "Oh, don't argue," said the policeman calmly, "your neighbor has admitted that you threw him down with your own hands." ”

5. After getting married to her husband, I drove directly to my honeymoon by car. This day on the road, bored in the car to look at the scenery on the side of the road. At this time, I suddenly saw a truck pulling pigs, and the car was full of piglets. So I pulled my husband aside and said, "Look, you relative!" My husband gave me a blank look and said: If I don't marry you, can I be related to them??

6. Female: Are there three suites? M: No! F: Are there Mercedes-Benz and BMW? M: No! F: Do you have a 7-digit deposit? M: No! F: So what do you have? M: I......... The woman turned and left. Suddenly the man said: I manage hundreds of people. There are many lawyers, professors, entrepreneurs, and many handsome women. The woman immediately turned back to hug the man's waist and said with adoration on her face: "Dead ghost, you didn't say it earlier, this is enough!" So what kind of company ceo are you? M: I'm the group leader. F: You roll me !。。。。。

7. In the kindergarten, the teacher asks the children to ask questions, and everyone asks one question after the next. There was a little boy who kept his hand in the air, but when it was his turn to ask, he put his hand down. The teacher asked him, "Why did you wait so long, why did you put your hand down when it was your turn to talk?" The little boy replied, "It's too late, it's already wet." ”"

8. This afternoon, when I was working at the company, the female colleague next to me asked me: What season do you like? I said: Winter. Female colleague asked: Why? Shouldn't it be summer? What a beautiful girl to look at! I laughed and said: You are so naïve, the sauce of instant noodles in winter is frozen into one piece, you can take it out in its entirety, and it will not be wasted at all!

9, the daughter-in-law gave birth to a son, the family are very happy, relatives and friends are also with the gift, when I see the gift money of the old Song who lives next to the gift, I feel a chill in my heart, the neighbor old Song actually gave 10,000 yuan with the gift, this is not normal, the usual friends are 600 yuan, I think it is difficult to have any hidden feelings? I hurriedly asked my daughter-in-law if she knew about this situation, and my daughter-in-law said what should I do? Some time ago you went on a business trip, he borrowed 9400 yuan from me, 600 yuan with gifts, isn't this just right?

10. When my sister-in-law was nine months pregnant, she suddenly felt abdominal pain when she fell asleep. He was later pushed into the delivery room and gave birth to a full-term niece. Now the niece is three years old, weird, this day the niece is going to the hospital for injections. She cried and said to the nurse, "Auntie, don't give me an injection, please!" The nurse said, "No! The niece said grievously: "We have no grievances and no revenge, why are you doing this to me!" ”"

11. After graduating from high school, I went to work at a construction site in a big city. Today I was paid, and I went to the restaurant alone to eat a good meal. A total of 48 yuan, I gave the boss 50, the boss said: Now there are too many people, wait for you to find zero. I saw that there were a lot of people in the store, so I sat on the doorstep and waited, and after a while the waiter came out and handed me a dollar. At this time, an old lady passing by looked at me, took 10 yuan from her pocket and said, "The young man is so young, what is wrong with him?" For you, eat enough to find a job to go. I shook my head in embarrassment, and the old lady was stunned, and then scolded: "10 yuan is not too little?" Starve you to death! ”

12, the sister-in-law is a graduate of the Civil Aviation University, and now she is a car model, with big legs and a figure that is not to mention how good it is. Recently my sister-in-law had a new boyfriend, showed me pictures, was short and ugly, and I could dump him eighteen streets away. I asked my sister-in-law: You are so beautiful, and the conditions are so good, how can you look at this kind of goods? Sister-in-law: At the auto show today, she bought the car in full on the spot. I asked: Just because I bought a car? Do you associate with him? What car are you showing today? Sister-in-law: The model of today's exhibition is Mercedes-Benz. Curiously, I asked my sister-in-law: Just a Mercedes-Benz, you will associate with him? Your brother-in-law and I are also driving a big run? The sister-in-law said: No, he bought 60 cars in full at one time, saying that he would give benefits to the company's employees. I think he's so nice to his employees, he's sure he'll be nice to me. I listened and looked at her in an instant. "

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