1, a woman in Guangxi Railway Station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually cost 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the police found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 10

1, a woman in Guangxi Railway Station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being deceived by pyramid schemes.

2. My girlfriend and I met in the heavenly and human KTV, and at that time, the daughter-in-law was the department manager of the KTV. Later, under my wild pursuit, my girlfriend finally agreed to my confession, and it didn't take long for us to get married. Later, we both had a son, especially like her, and today my son said to me: I want to be a hero in the future, just like Ultraman! I said: Heroes start from small things, see the grandmother fall down to help, there are thieves on the bus to drink in time, see the robbery on the road to stop, hit the gangster in the bank to rush up to fight, pocket money to buy cut cakes for the old man to eat, understand? Son: Got it! I didn't laugh, I just held the paternity test book hidden behind me tighter!

3, when you are about to leave work, a beautiful woman in Foxconn Electronics Factory has to pull her brother-in-law to dinner, after eating a beautiful woman to invite guests, brother-in-law A big man how to let the little girl invite guests so preemptively checkout. The beautiful woman saw her brother-in-law finished, embarrassed to say: Then I ask you to sing, the recently opened KTV is good. The brother-in-law said: No, I have to go home and eat chicken. The beauty stomped away, confusing her brother-in-law. After returning home, the sister asked the brother-in-law why he came back so late, and the brother-in-law told her truthfully and then the sister took a mop to the brother-in-law and drove her out!

4, can't sleep at night, I think of my ex-girlfriend, can't suppress the feeling of missing her, I sent her a message: Have you had a good time lately? It didn't take long for my ex-girlfriend to come back to me: it was fine. I asked her: Didn't you just recently get dumped by the second generation of the rich? Ex-girlfriend replied to me: You know and asked me if I was doing well! I finally couldn't suppress the joy in my heart and laughed: I just wanted to confirm, otherwise I wouldn't be happy. "

5. My cousin divorced less than three days after marriage and vowed to marry herself off in the shortest possible time. Today my cousin came back from a blind date with a blue face! I asked what's going on? It turned out that the two went to dinner after shopping, and the man watched the menu for half a day, and finally only ordered a scrambled egg with tomatoes. My cousin tentatively asked: Just a scrambled egg with tomatoes, can we eat enough? The man hesitated for a moment, then ordered a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and said: You are 38 years old and divorced, and it is good to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes on a blind date! "

6. When I was a child, I grew up eating hundreds of meals, and my parents did business in other places and often traveled everywhere. My grandparents were too hard to cook, and when they were not used to eating, they would ask the neighbors to take care of my lunch when they were on business. At noon on the weekend, it was past dinner time, and I was very hungry, but the neighbor's little fat man had not yet come to ask me to eat. I was so hungry that I pretended to visit them. As soon as I entered the door, my neighbor's aunt said to me: Have you eaten? I asked Chubby to call you to dinner, and he came back and said you had eaten.?

7. The sister-in-law and her husband have been married for four years and have not been pregnant with children. Last week, her husband took her to the temple to pray for blessings, praying to Guanyin Bodhisattva to bless her with a child as soon as possible! Before leaving, the little sister-in-law saw that the abbot in the temple was very familiar, so she looked at it twice, but she did not expect the abbot to actually ask: "What do you see?" The sister-in-law said: "I see that you are a little familiar, a little like me..." The second half of the sentence The sister-in-law did not dare to say, and the abbot said: "Not like, I am your ex-boyfriend!" ”

8, the sister-in-law is not good at alcohol, as soon as she dips alcohol, she begins to play drunk. Once my sister-in-law and Fa Xiao went out to play, accidentally drank a can of pineapple beer, and then I don't remember anything. As soon as my sister-in-law opened her eyes, she saw that she was on the window of the hotel, and her headache was going to die! When he was confused, Fa Xiao walked in, and his sister-in-law asked busily: This, this, let's not do anything, right? Fa Xiao looked disdainful: Do you really think of yourself as a woman?

9, a good brother got married, on the day of the wedding, in order to arrange noodles, I drove 18 Koenigseg in my garage to pick up the bride. The brother came to the bride's door with flowers in his hand and was stopped, asking him to kneel down to learn the pig bark. So the buddies made up their minds and really fell to their knees and shouted. The woman continued to make trouble, and had to give 880,000 yuan to enter the door! We begged for half a day and the door could not be opened, and the brothers were helpless, gritted their teeth and said: "Go home, don't pick up!" So zhen left, the woman was dumbfounded, and quickly called the buddies to let him go back. The brother's father took it and told the woman directly: "Tomorrow let the two children go to get the divorce certificate!" ”?

10. I have loved to eat soup dumplings since I was a child, but most of us on this side are not used to eating, so they are dry for a long time. On that day, another soup bun shop opened at the entrance of our community, and I ran over to taste it happily. I asked for two baskets of soup and a bowl of porridge, and after mixing the dipping sauce, I ate it there. When eating, come over a couple, male: boss, come to a cage of half buns and a bowl of porridge. Boss response: Do not sell half a cage of buns, at least one cage. The couple responded: We can't finish eating! The boss pointed at me and said: The girl eats two cages of buns and bowls of porridge alone, and you will definitely finish eating!

11. I am a fitness instructor, and I am deeply loved by rich women with muscles. Today accompanied a rich woman trainee to the hotel, the parking lot automatically picked up the card, the rich woman distance has been opened, can not reach the card machine. Then the car behind it honked its horn like crazy and quarreled. The rich woman was anxious and told me to get out of the car quickly and get the card.?? As soon as I got out of the car with the car door and walked back, the car behind me immediately reversed gears with a big throttle and ran!?? I just came down to get the card... Don't hit anyone..."

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