1, a Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, the scammer has been ignoring her. She had a plan and took a screenshot of the deposit of 910,000, counting on the crooks

1, a Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, the scammer has been ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 9,000 interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan of money that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.

2. This afternoon, the abbot told a group of disciples about his experience! The abbot said: In that day's contest, he first lifted up the Eclipse Soul Palm and broke my Seventy-Two Empty Ming Fists; then I slapped the Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon, but I did not prevent him from extending the middle finger of his right index finger, and it was the six-veined Excalibur Shang Yang Sword and the Zhongchong Sword that were used together, and they were better than me. The abbot paused and said: It can be seen that the martial arts in the world are restrained from each other, the way of martial arts, xuanzhi and xuan! The disciples were immersed in it, and Master Tai scolded: Guess the fist, guess the fist, say so majestically!

3. Recently, the company was suppressed by competing companies, and I went bankrupt after the capital chain was broken. So every day after work, I went home with my buddies' car. Every time they came downstairs to our house, they both had to go to the supermarket to buy some snacks, and they would bring me a box of fish every time. It was the same every time, and it lasted for a week. I didn't eat it until I ate the eighth box, and a lot of fish equals a lot of fish!

4. My wife and I are both students at Peking University, but our son is a scumbag. He was in the third grade and was five to last on every exam. My wife broke down and cried, so I had to go out to educate my son myself. I said, "My parents studied as a younger brother when I was a child, so why can't you?" The son said, "Because your parents are well educated!" ”

5. Wuling Hongguang, who drove the third uncle, went out and bumped into a beautiful woman. Although the beauty's life was saved, her lower body was paralyzed. I felt ashamed in my heart, so I spent 80,000 yuan to marry her as a wife. Our anniversary after the wedding has not been formal enough, and this time, I want to surprise her. On that day, I came to her with a bouquet of roses and said with a happy face: "Honey, today is the third anniversary of our marriage, look, this flower, moved?" What I didn't expect was that my wife actually waved her hand and said: "You old slippery head, the first two years have played this routine, I have been fooled by you, did not ask for your salary, this year actually want to deceive me?" ”?

6. In my senior year, I went to look for a job with the girls in the same dormitory. At the train station, I met a big sister with a three- or four-year-old boy waiting for the train. The little boy was always clinging to me and wanted to sit on my lap. The girls in the same dormitory are very envious of my popularity. I triumphantly asked the little boy, "Why do you always like to sit on your sister's lap?" The little boy replied in a childish tone: "My sister has a lot of flesh on her legs, and she is comfortable sitting." Me: "Who's naughty kid, take it away quickly!" ”

7, addicted to the game has not had time to find a partner, the second uncle's cousin can not see it, so she introduced her classmates to me. After we ate Quanjude roast duck together, we went to my cousin's classmates to beat up the servants. Everyone had been quiet, and I suddenly let out a loud fart, and the scene became very awkward, and they didn't say anything. I wanted to calm down and said, "Old sister, it's your turn!" The cousin said weakly, "Brother, I really can't let it out." ”

8, a few days ago a buddy introduced me to an object, her wife and girlfriend. After all, it is introduced by good brothers, so naturally we must pay attention to a little. After taking the girl to the barbecue, we went to the park next door and sat on a bench and talked. While the conversation was hot, a little girl of about 3 years old walked up to him and timidly called out to her father. I quickly explained to the woman and told her that she was not my child. The woman calmly replied: I know, this is my daughter. Dude...

9, the girlfriend is particularly lazy, do not cook every day, just hold the iPad to watch the happy sheep and gray wolf, from time to time there is a giggle. ay! I really don't understand what's so funny about the cartoon of Pleasant Goat and Gray Wolf? Seriously, I'm worried that one day she'll be stupid. I haven't seen the bald head strong in three months, and I don't know how my strong brother's wood has been cut.

10. Today is a date between my brother and my first love girlfriend, and we went to the Western restaurant. As soon as I sat down, my girlfriend directly said please give me a steak, I want eight minutes to cook. I looked embarrassed, I didn't understand it, and pretended to be familiar with the road, and the waiter was about to laugh out. In order to alleviate the embarrassment, I said to the waiter: I also want to be eight points cooked, put more cumin.

11, a man is too bored to go to the bar to drink, a moment later came a dressed woman, three times five divided by two will drink his wine, and then another da, she just opened the wine, the man will throw her away, according to this drinking method, the cost is too high! After the beauty left, the man slowly drank all the wine alone, and then went home drunk. In the middle of the night, a female ghost came to him and wanted to fall in love with him, the man did not agree at first, and then the female ghost said that she could choose a different beautiful woman to possess every day, so the man agreed. Sure enough, this female ghost did not renege on her word, choosing a different sexy beauty to possess each time, and then with the man. After a long time, the man felt a little tired and proposed to change some exciting, fresh. The female ghost nodded. At night, a bearded man broke through the door, grabbed the man and threw him on the bed, and then shyly said: Xianggong, I'm coming... Then, then, the man was woken up!

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