On a business trip to a prefecture-level city, out of the old railway station, I was stopped by a big mother: handsome man! No, there are girls! I lowered my voice and asked, "Isn't it normal?" The aunt said, "Absolutely formal,

On a business trip to a prefecture-level city, out of the old railway station, I was stopped by a big mother: handsome man! No, there are girls! I lowered my voice and asked, "Isn't it normal?" The aunt said: "Absolutely formal, can issue invoices!" I said, "Just forget it!" The big aunt also lowered her voice and said: "Of course, it is not formal, and there will be girls in the regular!" As soon as I heard, "Irregular? Irregular, I don't dare to live. Then he got into the taxi in a dashing manner, leaving Big Ma alone in the wind.

2 When I was a child, I played hide-and-seek with a few friends, usually the number one fat man in the village. I saw a cardboard box by the wall, and the skinny one buckled myself in the cardboard box, curled up motionless... After a long time, the little fat man muttered, "What about people? Then walked slowly toward the cardboard box. I was secretly happy, I felt a big ass falling from the sky, and in an instant the cardboard box burst, and I almost lost my breath!

3 In the sister-in-law's room, the sister-in-law and the brother-in-law quarreled fiercely. Finally, the sister-in-law told the brother-in-law to get out of the egg. The brother-in-law said: Really fake? Sister-in-law: Roll fast, roll far, don't let me see you again. The brother-in-law said: You let me roll, you don't regret it! Sister-in-law: Roll on! The brother-in-law said: You will definitely beg me to come back! Sister-in-law: Roll! The brother-in-law left angrily. Ten minutes later, my sister-in-law called. Brother-in-law: What's wrong? Sister-in-law: Come back! What are you locking me in the house for? Brother-in-law: Look, please! Sister-in-law: Got it, don't come! Enough money in my wallet to change a lock! The brother-in-law found that the wallet had been forgotten! After returning to get the wallet, the two people quarreled again...

4 The buddies told me to go to the bar for a drink, and I drove to the place and handed the key to the doorman at the door. Say to the doorman: Help me park the car, and give him a 100 yuan tip by the way. The doorman looked at me, gave me back the 100 pieces, and took another 100 pieces out of his wallet. Sobbing, he said: "Or you can stop yourself, excavator, I really can't drive it well." I:......

5 Little nieces played in my room and flipped out the love letters that my boys had written to me when I was in school. Taking out one by one and reading them to the depths of love, the little niece sighed: "Aunt, when you were in school, so many boys wrote you love letters, you should be very good-looking at that time!" I said, "At that time, I was a class flower!" Then, the little niece looked puzzled and asked me, "So what have you been through so much that you don't have a boyfriend yet?" Before I could reply, my mother beside me said, "Oh, a fat destroys everything!" "I: .....

6 The sister-in-law works on KTV and earns almost 10,000 a day, but she is still dumped by her boyfriend and cries for a day and a night. Two days did not get up, the third day the sister-in-law suddenly got out of bed, her feet were soft and actually fell on the ground, she did not stand up immediately, but crawled towards the balcony, the old man and mother-in-law were frightened, and together they pounced on her and dragged her back. The sister-in-law struggled weakly, crying and saying: Don't worry, don't worry about me, I just go to the balcony to see, the sour and spicy powder I ordered is not coming...

7 In the afternoon, leading his son to eat a large piece of lamb, a very good-looking gentleman at the next table finished eating and went to checkout, he pointed to my table to what the lady boss was saying,

I quickly stood up and shouted: Don't count me, come by yourself, come by yourself!

The lady boss looked at me in surprise and said: "Didn't you count it?" So many people who are eating look at me,

I quickly patted the child's head and said: Son, this is called "embarrassment", this time I understand!

8 Lao Gong Hai fished for an accident, leaving a property of 2.6 million yuan. I lived alone with my daughter and sent her to an aristocratic kindergarten. Nowadays, my daughter is in middle school, and the teacher often assigns manual homework. Yesterday's homework was to make our daily necessities out of paper, and I made a small sofa with colored paper paste. The next day, I was sent to the school gate and saw other parents' works, including paper tables, paper computers, and a small lantern with paper paste. I was confused, how could I feel like I was going to the grave?

9 The brother-in-law sold the Five-Year Maybach for 200,000 yuan, and then took the old man to the Maldives with him.

When it was time for lunch on the plane, I saw a flight attendant pushing a dining car to the old man.

The old man asked for a rice bowl and a cup of orange juice, but the old man was late and did not pay.

So the flight attendant said coldly: There is no free lunch in the world, why don't you give money when you eat lunch?

Only to hear the old man laugh and say: Because that is the world, now the plane has taken off, now it is in the sky!

10 Last night, while coaxing his son to sleep and playing with his mobile phone, his son suddenly said: Dad, can I ask you a question? I said: Sleep well, don't talk. Son: I'll just say, please. I reluctantly agreed, and my son asked: Is it that when I grow up, you will become old and si? This is only a 5-year-old child, there is so much sentimentality, so I said: yes, my baby grows up, married, has his own family, dad will be old, will be SI. As a result, the son came to a sentence: Then who did you SI the mobile phone to, give it to me or give it to my brother?