Divorced female colleagues had to marry me, I thought she had an 8-year-old daughter, so her daughter came to me and talked: "Uncle, my mother is very beautiful, this is the truth." "I said yes. She said, "You."

Divorced female colleagues had to marry me, I thought she had an 8-year-old daughter, so her daughter came to me and talked: "Uncle, my mother is very beautiful, this is the truth." "I said yes. She said, "You just think I'm a drag bottle?" "I said yes. She suddenly sneered: "Uncle, you are so stupid, I am a girl, not a son, what are you worried about?" Don't look at me small, they all say that I am a beautiful embryo, and after 10 years, I will be a beautiful woman, and when I get married, you will have to receive a bride price. "I said yes. She continued: "If you find a first-time marriage, get married and have children now, and raise a child to 8 years old, it will cost you 100,000 yuan, not including your 8 years of anger because of children." You see you, married my mother, have a child, have a wife, how happy! "Not to mention, when I heard her say this, I was moved. She's 8 now, her mom is 35 and I'm 19. 10 years later I'm 29, she's 18 years old, and we don't seem to have a big gap in age. If I take good care of it, we should not feel violated when we are together, right?

2. The sister-in-law is very successful, studying hard for 12 years, and was admitted to the 985 University in the college entrance examination. But the family conditions are not good, the father-in-law and mother-in-law borrow money everywhere for the sister-in-law to study, during the school, the sister-in-law in order to reduce the burden of the family, the sister-in-law went to the milk tea shop in front of the school to find a part-time job. In the evening, the sister-in-law made a phone call to her mother-in-law, and as a result, her mother-in-law rushed to school by high-speed train overnight. The main reason is that my mother-in-law is too worried, because my cousin said this on the phone: Mom, I don't need you to give me pocket money right away, I found a part-time job for one night, and I earned a lot!!

3. Recently, I met a fun-loving rich second-generation buddy in the company, who is especially playful. Later, he fell in love with a girl, so he took his heart and lived with her at ease. When my brother saw the girl once, it was called a beautiful, and the skin was particularly white! So everyone got up and said: Kiss one, kiss one! The buddy was probably embarrassed, and just snorted at the girl's face. Then the girl had more lip prints on her face, and when she looked at the buddy again, her mouth turned white...

4. My family is rural and I play with a group of children every day after school. One day after dinner, when a group of children were playing hide-and-seek, one of them bullied me, and when my brother saw it, he went up and got into a fight with the man, and then he fell down. Brother shouted: Brother hurry up and throw bricks! I quickly found a brick in the moonlight and threw it over, only to hear my brother "Ouch", I looked, hit my brother, blood flowed to the ground, scared the boy who beat me and pulled his leg and ran. Later, everyone in the village said that I was a cruel character, and they did not hesitate to smash my brother's head and bleed, killing chickens and monkeys!

5. I met a girl in a bar, and she was very good-looking, and I liked it. So I began to offer all kinds of courtesy, all kinds of chases, and then I confessed to her. The girl asked: Are you willing to do anything for me? I nodded: Of course. The girl said: What about when a cow makes a horse? I wondered: Why do you have to be a cow and a horse? Sister: Because if you are a cow and a horse, I can give you their favorite food.

6. The second generation of the rich drove the Porsche 911 to the father-in-law's house to propose to him. The whole time it was particularly good, and finally, the old man asked: Do you smoke? Fu Er Dai: Never... When the old man heard that the child was good, he continued to ask: Do you drink? Fu Er Dai: Never... The old man patted the table and said, "I agreed to this affair." Unexpectedly, the second generation of the rich man blushed, scratched his head in a vain way, and said embarrassedly: Uncle, I didn't finish my words just now, I mean I never smoke when I drink, and I never drink when I smoke...

7. Visit grandpa's house this weekend and go out for a walk with grandpa after eating. Seeing a beautiful woman not far away, I couldn't help but look at it twice. Grandpa turned around and asked: Like it? I smiled. Grandpa: Wait! Say goodbye and strode forward. A few minutes later my phone rang and a sweet voice came: Hello, hello, is it xxx? Your grandpa got lost and is now near xxx, you hurry up!

8. My wife is a rich woman, I don't work all day, I stay at home and eat soft food. Today, I went shopping with my wife and her girlfriend. Chatting and chatting, her girlfriend suddenly said: "Xiaoli, I see that your husband is very good, I just don't have a boyfriend, or ... Give up your husband to share for two days?? The wife laughed and said, "Yes!! You take it away!! "Hearing this, my heart suddenly felt a wave of disdain, this is what I think, do you care about my feelings?? I have said this every time, which time has it really been!!

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