1. My wife has a sister, my eldest sister-in-law, who recently got divorced and lives in my house temporarily. One day my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law. I sat with her

1. My wife has a sister, my eldest sister-in-law, who recently got divorced and lives in my house temporarily. One day my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law. I sat on the couch with her watching TV, the house suddenly went out of power, it was dark, the sister-in-law exclaimed, I thought something had happened to her, hurriedly hugged her, the sister-in-law screamed again, grabbed the garbage basket next to me and clasped it on my head! At this time, the call came, I stood in front of the eldest sister-in-law, the garbage was scattered all over me, not to mention how weird it was! The eldest sister-in-law was horrified, and actually said hilariously, brother-in-law, are you in Cosplay? I couldn't stop crying and laughing!

2. The uncle who graduated from secondary school entered an electronics factory to work, and after three months of hard work, he turned the factory director into an old man. After a week of marriage, the little uncle was promoted to deputy general manager by the old man. He was so excited that to celebrate his promotion, he invited me to a stall to eat kebabs and drink beer. At the next table, the family was having dinner, and a little Lori asked her mother: "Mom, this crayfish can't go home, will its mother be in a hurry?" "Her mother was confused at the time, I was also stupid, such a kind question, how to answer it?" At this time, the stall owner came to break the siege: "No, their whole family is here, my Rolls-Royce was driven away by my wife's brother, and I can't say anything."

3. Three years after graduating from college, my buddies and I went to a restaurant that we knew well at the entrance of the school. I remember that when we went to school, my favorite was this shop, because you can renew the meal for free, and you can also add marinade to the meal for free. In order to return to that year, a total of 10 of us only ordered a stir-fried bean sprout, and then ate pure rice with marinade! We were like hungry wolves, and a big pot of rice in the restaurant was wiped out by us in an instant! The boss is a real mother, and when I first saw us young and strong boys, I didn't dare to say a word. Later, I finally couldn't bear it and directly called the police!?

4. One day, my boyfriend's brother emptied his shopping cart and gave me up in exchange. The married life of the two of us was also very good, and I was spoiled like a princess. After eating last night, my husband began to cut my nails. Husband: "Daughter-in-law, how did your thumb just cut?" Me: "I wanted to cut it yesterday, and suddenly I remembered that you came back today and left it all for you." Husband: "You really hurt me!" ”"

5. I was bored wandering the streets on the weekend when I suddenly caught a glimpse of a newly opened Bentley 4S shop. So I walked in to see the car, and what I didn't expect was that the salespeople inside laughed at me. I asked her, "How much is this car?" The salesman rolled his eyes and said, "9.99 million!! Me: "Can I wholesale?"? The salesman immediately changed his face and smiled: "How many do you want to buy??" Me: "I want to give the company's senior management department a one, a hundred units are in stock? Salesman: "Not so much in stock." Me: "But what but, the spot is not enough I still buy to do??" "Then I walked out without turning my head back, and to be honest, the air conditioner inside was really cool!"

6. My girlfriend ordered a takeaway from our shop, and when she arrived at the place, she saw that it was a hotel. As soon as I opened the door, my girlfriend threw herself into my arms, and she whimpered and said, "Honey, I saw on the Internet that a woman was going to break up with her boyfriend and was killed." Me: "Oh. Girlfriend: "Honey, don't kill me..." I comforted: "Surely not to kill you." The girlfriend said happily: "This is what you said, don't regret it, I will definitely order more takeaway from your house." He said and threw himself into the arms of another man. I handed her the takeaway and said, "Your takeaway is 8999 yuan, why should I kill you for making such a happy thing!" "#Funny Paragraph#"

7. This night, my cousin went to the bar to jump, and when she came out, it was more than 1 o'clock at night, and I didn't hit the bus for half a day in front of the bar. At this time, a Maybach slowly stopped next to his cousin, and a man in a suit slowly fell from the window! With a slight smile in his eyes, he looked at his cousin and said, "Beauty, where are you?" I send you! The cousin replied to him very politely: "I'm sorry, I don't take a taxi." Afterwards, my cousin was deeply impressed by her wit, and then my cousin said to us: "You say how much it costs me to beat a Maybach!" ”

8. The son is very capable and comes home with an award certificate from a sanjo student. To reward my son, I took him on an outing with the Bentley I had just bought. By the small river, there are many children sketching. My son looked at them for half a day and then asked me: Dad, they must be very poor, right? I was surprised and asked: Why do you say that? Son: How hard it is for them to draw like this, and how good it is to buy a camera!

9. At noon, when I was shopping for something with a female colleague, I met an acquaintance of hers, and the woman pointed at me with her chin and asked the female colleague, "Is this your boyfriend?" Oh, he looks pretty handsome..." I listened to it and thought it was very useful... The female colleague replied with some embarrassment: "You misunderstood, he is not my boyfriend, he is a colleague of mine..." The woman heard the words and said: "Oh, it was a colleague!" Just now I was still saying in my heart: How can such a beautiful woman as you find a boyfriend like this? It was like a flower on cow dung! "I just said I was pretty handsome, and now I'm cow dung!"

10. During the morning rush hour, there are many people on the bus. Suddenly, a girl scolded a man: "You dare to eat old lady tofu, stinky hooligan!" The man did not show weakness, pulled a girl next to him and said, "Do you think your looks, your figure or any part of your body can compare to my girlfriend?" Eat your tofu, I'm sick, right? Sure enough, the girl was speechless for a moment, but she was not willing, and suddenly said, "Who knows if you have suddenly become heavy today!" ”

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