The brother-in-law and the female manager of the workshop actually fell in love, and the two people interacted for 3 years. That time, the female manager told him that his parents did not agree with them, thinking that he was a poor worker and did not show up. Brother-in-law

The brother-in-law and the female manager of the workshop actually fell in love, and the two people interacted for 3 years. That time, the female manager told him that his parents did not agree with them, thinking that he was a poor worker and did not show up. The brother-in-law started his own business in a huff and tossed for 3 years to become a multi-millionaire. He drove a luxury car to his former girlfriend's house, and after some courtesy, he began to brag to her parents about how decent and how rich he was, and finally said in a mean tone: "If the second elder had agreed to our marriage, maybe now I am still a poor egg, and today I come to thank you." The brother-in-law was secretly proud of himself, but the two old men were stunned: "Have you ever been in love?" She never told us! ”

2 The boss is my buddy, I let him arrange me and female colleagues on business trips, the result of the news spread to the female colleague's husband, he was a little uneasy, personally ran to the company to find me, he said: "Brother, your company business trips are men and women matching? I was a little weak-hearted, but I still explained it to him, and when it was over, I said, "Brother, we are going to Guizhou this time, and when we come back, we will bring you some good wine!" "The female colleague's husband is good at wine, as I expected, and he was happy to hear that we brought him wine." He shook my hand and said, "Brother, I know at a glance that you are a very important person." But....." He said: "The money to buy wine, can not let my daughter-in-law pay, you say that you a big man with a woman to buy wine, let the woman take the money, is it not appropriate?" "I said no problem, I took the money. He said, "Brother, I'm in a high drinking condition now, and I don't drink any more alcohol!" I said, "Big brother, you can rest assured, my brother and sister are going to Guizhou, can we still have good wine?" ”

The purpose of our trip is Guizhou, on the road, the female colleague pinched me and said: "You, you know to fool my husband, he is a good wine lover, this time you can't help but break the fee!" I said, "Why do I pay for your husband's drinking alone?" You can also make some points! The female colleague said: "Before going out, he took all my money!" I exhaled and said, "Your husband is like this, he loves to take advantage of it too much!" The female colleague was angry and pinched me again: "When you are naughty, why don't you say that you also like to take advantage?" I smiled and said no more words.

The company's recent situation is not good, we in order to save money for the company, from the accommodation to save a sum of money, to the female colleague husband to buy wine, is also good wine, two bottles spent 86 yuan. In conclusion, it's great to travel!

3 A rich man gives a man 2 million and asks him to assassinate his wife! The next day, when the man found his wife and put the knife around her neck, he thought the woman looked really poor and asked her if she was a rich woman. Who knew that the woman cried: "When he was penniless, whoever gave him relief, now that he has money, he will not be a wife of chaff. The man felt that he and the rich man's wife were sick and pitied, and remembered that when he was sent, he actually cried with the woman. After crying for a while, thirsty, asked the wife if there was any water, the wife poured two glasses of water, and the man saw that the wife drank the water and drank it. Three minutes later, the man died, and the wife calmly ate the antidote: "The person who dares to provoke the old woman has not yet been born." ”

4 Yesterday I interviewed a 25-year-old girl with no work experience. During the interview, I asked her: It seems that your academic performance is good. You have written a lot of skills here, do you have a certificate, you can show me. The girl asked me: What certificate? Me: For example, English level 4 or 6, and computer these certificates can be. The girl immediately rushed to say: I don't have any of this, but I have a bunch of admission tickets!

5 Recently, as he has grown older, his son has become more and more naughty. My wife and I broke our hearts every day about his affairs. Yesterday, my son caused another accident and broke the glass of the neighbor's house. I couldn't bear to beat him up today. The wife protected her son and pleaded: "Spare him once, and the next time you do it again, it is not too late to punish him." I said angrily, "Hum! What if he doesn't do it next time? ”

6 On the first day, I went to work at my father's company, and I drove a Porsche for fear of being gossiped about, so I took the subway to work, and there was an old man sitting next to me. Just fine, he suddenly leaned back in his chair, closed his eyes, grinned, and the corners of his mouth twitched vigorously. I look at what is going on, sick or what? Hurriedly put his face close to the old man, pushed his shoulder and shouted: "Old master, old master, what are you doing?" Suddenly, I couldn't dodge and was sprayed with a snot.

7 This day I was shopping with my girlfriend and saw the staff of the Porsche 4S store handing out ten yuan vouchers. I took one, and my girlfriend wanted to reach for it. The staff member said to his girlfriend: "No, you two know each other, you can only get one." "My girlfriend looked unconvinced, I was afraid that she would quarrel, so I rushed to tell her about it." Unexpectedly, my girlfriend looked at me and said, "Uncle, who are you?" Do we know each other? I had to shake my head and say, "I don't know, I don't know!" ” 

8 The sister-in-law is pregnant, and the man's family has been dragging on not getting married until the wedding is about to give birth!

On the way to the wedding, the sister-in-law has a big belly.

I asked my sister-in-law's husband privately: "The sister-in-law looks like she is about to give birth, how can I delay getting married at this time, how inconvenient is it?" ”

Her husband smiled: "You don't understand, what kind of personality she doesn't know, at this time get married, in a few days she will be born, honeymoon will let her confinement, I don't have to accompany her around, how good." ”

I was stunned...

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