1, father-in-law and my husband are worthy of father and son, the same do not face! Last night I went shopping in the supermarket downstairs and just happened to meet my father-in-law! At the time of checkout, there were many people, in a long line

1, father-in-law and my husband are worthy of father and son, the same do not face! Last night I went shopping in the supermarket downstairs and just happened to meet my father-in-law! At the time of checkout, there were many people, in a long line. A 20-year-old flower girl patted her father-in-law's shoulder and said: Handsome man, can you let me cut in the line? GongGong immediately shouted loudly: What do you say, tell me again! The girl was frightened and asked: Can I... The father-in-law immediately interrupted: Not this sentence, but the previous sentence. The girl scratched her head and asked doubtfully: Handsome man? The father-in-law immediately gave way, and held out his right hand to the girl and said loudly: Please plug!

2, the company owner is the brother's wife's primary school classmates, today the company laid off people, cut him off, go home sullen and unhappy he told his wife, the wife heard angry and said: Don't he know that you are my husband, no, I went to find him. That night, the boss sent a message to the buddies: Tomorrow you will come to work, your wife's three-inch tongue is not rotten!

3, this morning my husband and I are still sleeping, my mobile phone rings. The other party was a man, and he asked: At home? I said confusedly: Yes. He said, "Wait for me at home, I'll be there soon." My husband got angry and scolded: Who are you bastards? The other end of the phone said busily: Big brother, misunderstanding, I am a courier, and my sister-in-law made a joke!

4, last winter, the girlfriend had to work every day until 11 o'clock in the evening to come home. It was a male colleague at her company who drove her home. That night, my girlfriend jokingly said to me: A male colleague in our company sent me every night, aren't you worried? I said: How is it possible not to worry? If people don't send you one day, I can't blow the cold wind and go out to pick you up!"

5, when the uncle was forty-five years old, he married a young flight attendant. On this day, the two went to the supermarket and met a big aunt, and the uncle greeted her warmly. After leaving, the aunt asked: Who is she? Uncle said: Our company restaurant aunt! My aunt teased: Seeing that you greeted you so warmly, I thought you were financial! Uncle rolled his eyes: Can the restaurant aunt give you more meals, and can the finance give you more money? Aunt:......

6, my girlfriend and I have a relationship since elementary school, we are very iron. Whenever I buy anything, I will share it with her. Last night my girlfriend messaged me and said: Honey, I found out that my husband has a woman outside and is mad at me. I comforted her: Don't be angry, he may be confused! Girlfriend: I want to divorce him, but I don't want to have children, what should I do? I was silent for a while and said, "Or will you give him some 'color'?" The girlfriend thought about it and then nodded. This afternoon my sister called me and said, "Sister, I just came home from school and saw my brother-in-law shopping with your girlfriend's hand in his arms!"

7, when the sister-in-law worked in the bar, she met a rich man who had just divorced. Now that they have been married for 2 years, I heard that they have been living a very happy life. Last night, my sister-in-law called me to complain: My husband is good at everything, but he is too selfish! Me: Where did you see that? Sister-in-law: I got up late in the morning, and my husband only bought a small dumpling to eat at home, and if I didn't hide the sauce beef, bread, and milk I bought yesterday, I would be hungry.

8, because of the salary problem, so that everyone has no motivation to work recently. Last night agreed that this morning everyone would collectively turn off the alarm clock and sleep until they woke up naturally. I slept until more than ten o'clock, and when I arrived at the company, I didn't know that they naturally woke up at eight o'clock...

9, on the weekend, my parents came and found blood on the wall, so they asked my husband: "Whose blood?" My husband said calmly: "Your daughter's..." As soon as the words fell, my mother rode on my husband's body and grabbed my husband's hair! My dad got a kitchen knife from the kitchen and put it around my husband's neck... At this time, I came out of the toilet, smiled and said, "Dad, Mom, let go of him, he just killed a mosquito..."

10, yesterday to buy fish, holding the fish tank when found that the shoelaces opened, so called the boyfriend to help me tie up, the boss lady saw my boyfriend skillfully crouched down to tie me, sighed and said to me: 'I think when my husband tied my shoelaces once, I was touched to death, I promised him, and as a result, now, Nyima's wife walked on the pants and he didn't take care of it!'

11, last night the friends had a small gathering, friend A said he likes to drink Coca-Cola, Pepsi drink is not used to it, friend B killed unbelieving, the two lifted the bar. So I bet, bet two packs of Huazi, won a pack, I, the notary, a pack. Bought a bottle of Coca-Cola and Pepsi, poured four cups, two cups of Delicious, two cups of Pepsi, the magic is that Friend A guessed all right, but in the end Friend A still lost. Where do you lose? When I bought Coke, my friend B sent a v letter to me and said, you will judge him to lose, and two packs of Huazi will be given to you. To this day, my conscience is still faintly painful, but fortunately, Huazi can cure all diseases.

12. The reporter found that during the rush hour, the shared bicycles that can be ridden in many places are difficult to find, and the online car needs to queue up for 70 or 80 people, and the waiting time is more than half an hour. Many of the sharing models that previously attracted the public's attention, such as sharing umbrellas, sharing cars, and sharing small horses, have disappeared. Hurrying and going, some sharing models are quickly disappearing as the public becomes accustomed to the conveniences of the sharing economy

13, soon after getting married and daughter-in-law to eat in the restaurant, next door is also a small couple, the woman said: husband, order a piece of fungus, you smoke more, fungus clear lungs! I said to my daughter-in-law: Look how much people care about their husbands! The daughter-in-law directly shouted: waiter, eight pounds of pork head meat, a bottle of wine! Suddenly, I became the focus of the hotel.

14, one day, my girlfriend asked me to accompany her to RT-Mart! In the morning, I called the supervisor: Leader, I am not feeling well, take a leave! Supervisor: Serious? If you don't need an injection, take some medicine to the company and insist on it! Me: I definitely have to get a needle, and I have to get a drip, it's estimated to be a morning! Supervisor: Don't lie to me, I want to check the needle eye when I come in the afternoon! Before the phone hung up, my girlfriend took the embroidery needle and stabbed it twice on my arm, and asked: How many needles did your supervisor say that the eye of the needle was coming?