1, back home, I am very hungry, see the table dish lid on the lid of my favorite plum vegetable buckle meat, I hurry to serve rice, a large bowl of button meat are eaten fine! After eating and preparing to brush the bowl, I found the bowl

1, back home, I am very hungry, see the table dish lid on the lid of my favorite plum vegetable buckle meat, I hurry to serve rice, a large bowl of button meat are eaten fine! After eating and preparing to brush the bowl, I found that the bowl of button meat bowl was pressed under the note: Girl, this bowl of button meat has been hot for several days and no one has eaten, if you have not eaten, come to the Oriental Red Seafood Restaurant, I and your father are waiting for you...

2, primary school Chinese teacher, today when grading homework found a note, it said: Teacher, I am pregnant with a boyfriend and have a child, please do not fire me. It shocked me so much, what the hell is wrong with the current students? I am still in the fifth grade and still can't distinguish the use of "of", "land", and "get"!

3, the son does not like to read, the father locked him in the study, ordered: "Eyes carefully look at the book, the brain repeatedly think about the book, will understand the truth from the book!" After three days, his father asked him if he had learned anything from the book. The son said solemnly, "You're right! I read it for three days according to your teachings, and I was very rewarding. I got it: the book was printed! ”

4. At twelve o'clock this night, my sister-in-law came to me and said that my brother-in-law was in shock at home. I hurried to my sister-in-law's house and took my brother-in-law to the hospital. When my brother-in-law woke up, I asked him what was going on. He said that he had a cold in the middle of the night, and after looking for half a day, he found a bottle of children's cold spirit, and the amount on the bottle was 1 year old to eat one pill. The brother-in-law thought he was 30 years old, so he counted 30 grains. Then I swallowed it all and went to sleep, and woke up in the hospital.

5. Above the class, there are two people arguing. A: Your Yida. B: No, it's your Yida. A: No, this is your Yida. Finally, the teacher couldn't bear it: enough said, who spit out this gum? Don't say it, you two, neither of you want to leave

6, the niece of the sister-in-law's family is about the same age as the son, and the son goes to her aunt's house for two days on weekends. When he sent it back on Sunday, his aunt said with a flying eyebrow: This child is so naughty! Turn your home to the sky! I wondered: I'm glad to see you. His aunt: Can you not be happy! Turned over his uncle's private money and found me more than two thousand! I subconsciously wiped my pockets, thankfully I carried them with me!

7, colleagues are shy and sullen, go on a blind date today, and invite the girl to the café! The two sat silly for half a day, my colleague took the initiative to speak, how is your father? Well, good! How is your mother? It's okay! What about your brother? Very good! The colleague didn't know what to say, and the two were awkwardly drinking coffee! Suddenly, the girl said, I still have grandparents, grandparents, don't you greet them?

8, thirty-year-old cousin asked me to help him write a marriage notice, I beautified according to his conditions, and finally added the most important one: there are fields and land with deposits, single-family houses have fish ponds!! (Cousin in the country) Result, this dog day, left my phone when the release! Without further ado, the doctor called me to make a film...

9, the sister-in-law asked the cousin: Why did you come back so late? Cousin: I'm annoyed, I want to be quiet. The sister-in-law then slapped her and scolded: Who is Jingjing? The next day, the cousin and sister-in-law went out for a walk, the cousin stopped at the side of the road, and the sister-in-law asked: What happened again? The cousin said impatiently: I want to stop can't I? The sister-in-law slapped her again and scolded: Yesterday I wanted to be quiet, and today I want to be in court, who is the court?

10, the father-in-law is older, some ears are quilted, do not say a loud voice he can not hear clearly. I remember coming home from work once, it was very late, and my uncle who was in high school had not yet come home, so he asked him: "Dad, what about my brother?" Father-in-law: "I'll take it for you, and it's frozen in the refrigerator." "It didn't take long for my father-in-law to bring out a basket of steamed buns from the house. I don't know how to hear it! (Source: Network) Commentary: Knowledge changes destiny, and passages change life.

11, urgent, to the public toilet on a big, crouched down after taking out the mobile phone to watch the video ... "brother, brother ..." The sound came from the next room, I turned off the volume, afraid of affecting people to call! "Brother, brother..." He was still talking, and I simply turned off the sound of my phone!" Brother," he said this time with a hurried knock on the partition, "can you borrow my phone after you pull it?" I forgot to bring my phone and have been squatting for more than an hour..."

12, a few years ago I was a bad teenager, if I didn't take my sister's bag three years ago, maybe I would still be a bad teenager now. That day, our Hongxing gang made a fight with the next class, and when they got to the place, the brothers took out knives, swords, and sticks. But I took out the magic wand of the little magic fairy of Barala from my bag, and at that time I felt that I could not be the boss!

13. My alma mater spread a legend that whenever the story on TV could not motivate the students to learn, the teacher would tell my story to the students. So for the next semester, the students had a note on their desks that read, "Don't let the tragedy happen again," and there was always a good harvest at the end of the alma mater. Watching my story inspire the students of the first class, I feel that my sacrifice is still worth it...

14, when I was a child, I was disobedient and was always spanked by my father with bamboo sticks. Once I was being beaten, my sister came over, and I looked at her with pleading eyes. My sister understood what I meant, so she kicked me and pleaded: Dad, my brother is crying, or the rest will be... Dad glared at my sister: Whoever interceded I beat. The sister stopped and said, "I mean my brother's ass is going to be broken, or he's going to turn over and beat him."