New Year's Eve! Tell me about the doctor-patient fun things I know and make everyone happy!
1, do chest X-ray, one of my colleagues just got on the X-ray machine, the doctor shouted and summoned several other doctors: "Come, come, I have been working for twenty years, today I finally met one - look, the heart is not long right!" ”
Doctors: "It's really hey! ”
At this time, my colleague turned his head from behind the X-ray machine and weakly asked, "No, why hasn't anyone told me about Nirvana?" ”
"Lean, whoever made you turn your back on me, turn me around!" Fainting!!!
2, test hearing, use a headset, make different volume and frequency of sound, test whether you can hear. A colleague of mine couldn't hear anything, and the doctor kept amplifying the volume, but he still couldn't hear it. So the female doctor asked, "Have you ever fired a cannon?" ”
Suddenly the room was silent..., my colleague blushed and whispered, "I have beaten, but what does it matter?" ”，
"Oh, I mean you're a veteran?" Fainted again...
3, doctor: your condition has deteriorated significantly, there is not much hope. But I will still do my best to alleviate your pain, do you still have someone you want to meet?
Patient: Other doctors...
4. Before the physical examination after graduating from middle school, the teacher informs each student to pack his stool in a match box the next day and take it to the hospital. A male classmate went to the hospital the next day empty-handed because he was not there at the time of the teacher's notification. When he got to the gut department, the doctor gave the classmate a cotton swab and told him to go to the toilet...
After nearly ten minutes, the classmate had not yet come out of the toilet, and the doctor walked to the door of the toilet and asked, "Are you okay?" Only to hear the boy inside reply in a very painful voice: "Can't pull out!" ”
At this time, I only saw the female doctor roll her eyes and shout, "Who made you pull like this, just poke in with a cotton swab!" depend on! ”
5, elementary school once had a penicillin fainting injection, fell on the street, was sent to the emergency room after the vague consciousness, when the female doctor with her finger pinched my ear, very painful.
I thought it was a rescue method like pinching people, so I suffered silently. As a result, the doctor said, "This child is no longer okay, and there is no reflection of such pinching..." Scared my mother to sit on the ground and cry!
6, primary school physical examination, another class of students to check lung capacity, the doctor let with alcohol cotton wipe the mouth, referring to the mouth of the machine, the result of this student wiped his own mouth. In addition, I heard that a short student was late to stand at the end, the first few were big students, chest x-ray, the doctor mechanical work, up one, a lamp, after reading, a lamp for the next ... ... When it was his turn, the height of the machine did not change, the doctor thought it was still tall, and as a result, he turned off the lights and saw a large skeleton head! Scare herself a big jump!!
7, a long time ago, one of my junior high school classmates lined up to take X-rays ~, and suddenly this brother exclaimed: "Let's come and see, how this person has two wires in his chest like something ~"
I looked at it ~ almost laughed ~ everyone should know that it was two "steel wires" ~ And then, a female classmate came out of the X-ray room, and the benevolent brother still did not spare ~ went forward to greet: "Everyone saw that you have two wires in your chest, is it okay?" ", the female classmate reacted after 3 seconds, and the hand was a slap!
8, junior high school is also a hearing test..., the guy in our class went up, the female doctor said: Wait what I say you hear and repeat it", and gave him two earplugs (used for hearing testing). Then tell the guy to stand a few meters away....
The doctor said, "Put the earplugs on"
And the guy said, "Put the earplugs on."
The doctor was anxious and called, "Did you hear me say bring the earplugs?" ”
The guy continued yelling, "Did you hear me when I said to bring the earplugs?" ”
Everyone in our line laughed for a few minutes
9, we once had to test urine in high school, sent everyone a plastic cup, called to the toilet to make a little out, and a bunch of us went. A brother finished peeing, walked out, walked to the halfway point, and scolded: "Grass, forgot to pick up"
10, junior high school body check has a check color blindness, take a book, each page is a number of different colors of small pieces of stitched pattern, I don't know if everyone is the same. Some are numbers, some are simple pictures. We went up one by one and reported to the doctor what he had seen, which was generally no big problem, after all, he had been examining the body since elementary school.
As a result, a classmate who usually studied super hard went up and took the book and helped the glasses and said a sentence that made us all fall: "A pile of broken glass." ”
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