1. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, because the slippers are on the husband's side, so I climbed over the husband in a daze, got out of bed and went to the toilet, and returned the same way when I was done. This cargo got up in the morning and said to me: Wife, I had a nightmare last night, dreaming of being crushed back and forth twice by a big truck.
2. The department brothers just returned to work after their honeymoon. And the wife two tired of crooked, every day to the wife to make a bunch of phone calls, from the morning to work is "wife", "wife" "oh wife", noisy my mind is full of "wife", and then I will cup. The head of department, an elderly leftover woman in her thirties, called me to his office in the afternoon. Then, I pushed open the door and said, "Wife, are you looking for me?" ”
3. I am the workshop director of Foxconn No. 5 workshop, and I am 23 years old this year. Usually, I don't have any special hobbies, and I like to eat fritters at the door. It was almost 8 o'clock in the night shift, and the street fritter seller had not yet come, so I could only call him. The eldest brother said over there: Labor has sold fritters for so many years, it has always been free, since I met you, I actually have the feeling of going to work!?
4. Shopping with my brother-in-law, I saw a girl dressed with a very surname on the way. The brother-in-law wanted to go up and talk to her, and shouted behind the sister: "Whoa..." The sister did not turn her head, at this time a strong man next to her turned around and asked, "What did you just call me girlfriend?" The brother-in-law said calmly: "Cows, still grazing on the hillside, but the cattle herders don't know where to go..."
5. I am sad to see that a company that has been open for a year is about to go out of business. When I wanted to encourage myself, I remembered that there were still tens of millions of debts to pay off. If it weren't for my model girlfriend being by my side to encourage me and accompany me, maybe I would have fallen. But I can't fail her, I can't let her down, I have to cheer up. Tonight I'll go home and get my dad two hundred million. Bring the company back to life!
6. Paid to go to Shaxian to eat wontons for snacks, the result is that the wontons are all dough skin, and the meat is not foamed at all. I asked my aunt: You are so dark, this bit of meat actually costs 20 yuan! Big mom despised me: your brain is not big, give you 500,000 you sell it? I said: This can be sold, and 5 million can not be sold. The aunt smiled slightly: That's not it, things are not in size, the key is to see the value. I feel that there is some truth to it..."
7. In the final exam, the same table scored zero, and the class teacher handed him the exam paper, and he did not accept it. The teacher said, "Pick it up quickly, and be careful to beat the big duck egg." The table mate said, "I immediately knocked the egg open and fried it." "Tear the big circle off when you're done."
8. Newton's hometown has an apple tree that produces many big apples every year! Now the apples are ripe, but Newton is still young, he can't climb up on his own, and he wants to eat them. The adults were busy, so they let Newton stand under the tree, waiting with his mouth open, and the apple would fall on its own... So Newton just stupidly waited under the tree, and in the end his brother couldn't see it and picked a few!
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