1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2． The brother-in-law and his sister were engaged and bought a new house in Tomson Yipin, which was 100,000 yuan. Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law transferred 100,000 yuan to her brother-in-law with Alipay the next day. So the brother-in-law bought a house of 1800,000, and also bought 2 large toy pigs wrapped in bamboo charcoal, and put them on the sofa to absorb formaldehyde. One day, Dad and Mom came to visit the house. The second elder sat on the sofa drinking tea, and his mother suddenly asked: "This new house has formaldehyde, have you put anything to suck it?" Need to buy greenery? The brother-in-law said without hesitation: "Yes, there are two pigs sitting on the sofa helping to take drugs..."

3． After the husband was laid off, he stayed at home and had nothing to do, so he became obsessed with drinking. He drank poorly, and every time he got drunk, he would go crazy, and his mother-in-law secretly exchanged the wine in the bottle for water. Yesterday, the old man came home and took the bottle of wine in his hand, drank a few sips, and then sprinkled the wine madness. The mother-in-law wondered: "Can you drink water and go crazy?" After listening, he said, "No wonder this drunkard can't get up a bit today!" ”

4． A Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, and after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, who has been ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 90 million interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.

5． I used to drive my girlfriend's fit and accidentally hit the streetlight. The policy showed a loss of 77,000, and Ping An Insurance said the vehicle was scrapped to 77,000. The garage bid 80,000, all kinds of full of routines, I don't know how to operate. In addition, it is not my own car, and I am afraid of trouble and directly hand it over to the insurance company. Later, I asked my girlfriend to know that his car ran 9,000 kilometers, which was quite valuable.

6． When I used to take my driver's license, I saw my coach for the first time. The coach took out fifty yuan: Go buy me two packs of Chinese. I went to the supermarket to find out that a pack of Chinese cigarettes 55! No way, I paid for it myself. It is impossible to wait for the coach to pay back the money! After taking the driver's license for half a year, the pillar went to the driving school again. Coach: New here? Pillar: Yes, please pay more attention to the coach! The coach skillfully pulled out fifty yuan: buy me two packs of Zhonghua to go! Then I went home with the money! I'll go again in a while!

7. In high school, there was a girl in the class who had been admired for a long time, who was simply the goddess in my mind, and one day she asked me to borrow money, and promised me that she would pay it back, but I was still hesitant. The goddess asked: What are the worries? I said: My mother said that the more beautiful the woman, the more she can't believe it. As a result, the goddess said: You believe your mother's words so much, it seems that your mother's appearance is really not ordinary.

8. The company has a new beautiful colleague, after two months of getting along, I found that she is talented, and slowly fell in love with her, so I decided to start first and take her down. When she was practicing writing at noon today, I walked up to her and said, "Your writing is really ugly, come, I'll show you my hands." So I picked up the pen in her hand and wrote on the paper: "I like you." Unexpectedly, she pouted her mouth after reading it and said: You write more ugly. I thought: I guess there is no drama. As I was about to leave, she called out to me: Brother, your paper, take it back. After I took the paper in her hand, I took a closer look, and there was an extra line on the paper, "I like you too" Hehe, and sure enough, the heavens still took good care of me.

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