1. At the end of overtime, the female colleague invited me to go for a walk in the mountain forest, and specifically said that the forest was very dark and no one. I said okay. It was really dark in the woods, and I deliberately turned on the mobile phone lamp, and the female colleague said:

1. At the end of overtime, the female colleague invited me to go for a walk in the mountain forest, and specifically said that the forest was very dark and no one. I said okay. It was really dark in the woods, and I deliberately turned on the mobile phone lamp, and the female colleague said: "Brother, you are stupid, such a good environment do you turn on the lights?" "I hurried to turn off the lights. She said, "Brother, I'm afraid of the dark, you hold my hand!" "I said don't bother so much, I turned on the phone light. Then I turned on the phone light again, and the female colleague said I was stupid. I closed it again, and then she said again; "Brother, I'm afraid of the dark, hold me!" "I said don't bother so much, let's go home!" The female colleague was stunned and stood still, and I could faintly tell that she seemed to be staring at me. I went over and said, "Are you glaring at me? Believe it or not I'm picking you up! The female colleague said: "You don't clean up after you, you are not a man today!" "Not to mention, the female colleague said this, and scared me, taking a few steps back and running. Such a dark place, what if she hits me? As soon as I ran out of the woods, I realized that my female colleague was gone. The next day, I heard that a woman had an accident in the woods, and I was so frightened that I didn't dare to go to the company, and then I simply resigned. A few days later, a female colleague called me: "Brother, why did you quit?" I was stunned and said, "That night's events have nothing to do with me, I'm just going home!" The female colleague said, "Brother, what do you say?" The boss asked me to call you back, and the company has a lot of things waiting for you? I asked her, "Are you okay?" The female colleague said, "What can I do?" I weakly asked, "Is your boss the one underground?" What position did I go to, and could I be a judge? "Now, I can't go, I can only bargain, I want a good job!?"

2. The wife quarreled with her husband and returned to her mother's house in a huff. She complained indignantly to her brother: "Your brother-in-law bullied me, this day can't pass, you have to avenge me!" Her brother listened, and quietly answered: "Sister, you are poor looking and have a big temper, and it is good that your brother-in-law can marry you." If I beat him up and he drives you back in a fit of rage, then our family's life will not be able to pass! ”"

3, shopping with his girlfriend, a small fart child ran over and asked: Uncle, I am separated from my mother, can I borrow your mobile phone to use it? I pulled out my phone and handed it to him: Just call my brother, otherwise my girlfriend will dislike me. The girlfriend couldn't stand up straight when she smiled at the side, little fart: it turned out that my brother had a girlfriend, no wonder the aunt laughed so happily. The poor boy's phone was not yet answered, and it was in the hands of his girlfriend in an instant.

4. After pregnancy, I was afraid that the baby could not stand her husband's domestic violence and divorced him. My husband, a rich second-generation brother, has always been interested in me, and after seeing me alone, he began to pursue me. On my first date, he asked me, "What's this café like?" I said, "Yes, but there are too many people here." On the second date, he mysteriously sent me a location. After I took a taxi, I took out my mobile phone and showed the taxi driver the location. The driver master was stunned at that time, and then said: "Beauty, this is most of the night, it is not appropriate for you to go to the cemetery alone, right?" ”

5. Since my husband bought a Mercedes-Benz A6 for my parents, I feel that my status has plummeted... Every time I have a fight with my husband, I will complain to my parents about my grievances, and they will not teach my husband as before. They will now drive out for a ride in the car that their husband bought, and HIA is very impatient to say to me: eat all day and wait for hunger, but also provoke my husband to be angry, and then call my husband and say: My daughter is raised by myself, I know her too well, provoke you to be angry, you don't see her in general... Conclusion: On the importance of gift-giving... The gift was not delivered, and the biological one was useless!

6, today Hehe went to his small wedding, and the road was blocked and he was late. After Hehe gave the red envelope, he casually found a table with an empty seat to sit down, and at that time, Hehe felt that something was wrong, and the eyes of the people around him were very strange. But Hehe immediately received a call from the unit and concentrated on his work. Later, he sent a small toast: How do you sit on the ex-girlfriend's seat?

7, my brother went to college, yesterday birthday invited five female classmates, ask him who is your girlfriend among these five. As a result, my brother skimmed his lips: I like all five, but unfortunately they don't like me, so how can I invite all four of them? Younger brother Hey Hey Ichiraku: I'm going to deliberately favor one over the other, make them jealous of each other, and try to take the next one. At this time, I learned that seeing my brother is usually very simple, it turned out to be a master of seduction, haha. "

8, the beautiful colleague's computer is broken, I am a technical house, 5 minutes to fix. The female colleague said to me: I am worthy of being the most intelligent and capable technician in our company, and if only I could have a child as smart as you in the future. I said badly: the method is not nothing, there is a method is... She interrupted me: "You think too much, I have a husband." "

9, double eleven to start the fishing rod arrived, I decisively gave a bad review, the reason is that the fishing rod is too strong! Customer service called me and asked why I gave a bad review. I had to tell the truth: this was an order I had secretly placed behind my daughter-in-law's back and with my own private money. When the courier arrived, the daughter-in-law was at home... She used her fishing rod to pump me dozens of times without breaking!

10. When I spent the winter vacation at home, I became a game anchor and earned some pocket money by playing games every day. My mom never spoke to me every day except to teach me to play games. After carefully explaining to my mother that this is not a plaything, my mother also nodded her head and expressed great understanding. Every meal, my mother was afraid of delaying my time, and always carefully brought the meal to my room. Here I would like to say to my mother from the bottom of my heart: Thank you, but, Mom, next time don't put the meal on my keyboard. My mom said she understood, so she put the meal on my mouse pad again.

11, the front-end time after work rain, rain is very large, I am afraid to wait for the bus to get wet, just 1 hit a taxi. When I was about to arrive home, I hurriedly shouted: Master, master, I'm sorry, can you pull me back to the company, this is where I just took a taxi. The driver asked doubtfully: What happened? Did you forget to take something? I said calmly: I regret it, I think it's too much of a waste of money to take a taxi, and now that the rain has stopped, I want to go back to take the bus...

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