When I was in high school, a boy wrote me a love letter, and I took it home and showed it to my mother. Unexpectedly, the next day, my mother ran to the school to visit secretly. When I got home, my mother pulled me aside and said, "I inquired."

When I was in high school, a boy wrote me a love letter, and I took it home and showed it to my mother. Unexpectedly, the next day, my mother ran to the school to visit secretly. When I came home, my mother pulled me and said, "I inquired, this boy is quite handsome, and he studies well, what do you really feel about people?" Hurry up and give a letter, don't let people wait. If you like it, you can catch it, and in the future, there may not be such a good one! ”

2, the company dinner ended, I and a female colleague waiting for the car on the side of the road, she suddenly stuck very close to my left, smelled her body fragrance and faint smell of wine, what will happen tonight I think about. At this time, a car on the road on the right was speeding by, and I realized that she was using me to block the splashing water.

3, good habits, to cultivate from an early age, to self-discipline! Don't be like me, the school will write homework sloppily, do not pay attention to quality, only pay attention to speed, no less criticized by the teacher! Now that I have grown up, this habit is falling to the root of the disease, writing homework is still so sloppy, or so fast, always criticized by my daughter-in-law!

4, quarrel with my girlfriend, she actually started to beat me! Think about the kneeling keyboard before, but today it actually hit me! I was angry and the consequences were severe! I threw away all her lipstick perfume! This is not, now more comfortable, three meals a day are taken care of, go to the toilet without going to the bathroom...

5, I remember the first time I went to my girlfriend's house that year, when I entered the house and looked at the huge aquarium in the house, I was not calm in an instant! I heard that my future father-in-law packed the aquarium in the morning and waited for my fish! This, father-in-law, you taste what you can eat first, and then I will make up for you again?

6, today, I took the bus home, met a young thief to dig up the man's bag next to me. After half a day of digging, I finally couldn't look at it anymore, patted him on the shoulder and quietly said to him: "Don't pay, this man has no money." He looked at me with a look of particular surprise as if he had met a companion: "How do you know?" I said, "Can I not know, he is my husband." ”

7, today took the bus, saw an old man and an old lady sitting together, the old lady fell asleep by the window, the old man looked at the old lady, gently kissed the old lady's face, the old lady woke up. What a beautiful picture, even more perfect if they both knew each other.

8, the classic goddess online love cold joke, in the community to see the goddess upstairs throwing garbage, found that there is a courier box in the garbage, there is actually a goddess phone on it, hurriedly added her WeChat. So we fell in love, this online love is more than a year, and today it is finally going to appear. She asked me if I wanted to buy tea? Her grandfather planted it himself! Her grandfather was not easy! Am I going to buy some?

9, the mother just wanted to clean up the health husband smiled and said: "Mom, you are far away, which can let you clean the housework!" Then my husband asked me to take my mother out shopping, the housework he was all inclusive, I was pulled out by my mother, I said to my mother angrily: "Obviously I have seen the money under the carpet, why don't you let me take it out?" The old mother said calmly: "Well, you can go back and take out the money now to turn your face, or you can go shopping with me now, and you don't have to do housework in the future. ”

10, male colleagues dinner all kinds of show off wealth, some people blow 7000000 quilts, some people say take 30000000 to make up the position, and some people lament that his wife 70000000 fund lost. At this time, a classmate called his father: "Dad, don't play golf, you pull up your Shanghai finger, my classmates have lost money!" At this time, the hostess came in: "Don't blow it, our hotel mobile phone has no signal, 5 bowls of ramen 75 yuan, who gives money!" ”

1 Woman, just can't get too used to her. My daughter-in-law spends her days either wearing makeup or buying clothes, whether I live or die. Then I quarreled with her and threw away the high-end perfume she had just bought. This is good, my daughter-in-law circles around me every day, and now someone has fed me when I eat, and I don't even have to go to the toilet.

12. My girlfriend came from a preschool education major, and after graduation, she worked in a kindergarten in the city. On this day, a four-and-a-half-year-old girl in her class beat a little boy in the same class, and her nose was bleeding. In this case, the parents can only be quickly called over, the little girl's mother apologized in every way, but the little boy's father did not forgive. In the end, the little girl's mother couldn't bear it and beat the man up! It turns out that the female man also has hereditary...

13. A few days ago, the third uncle and grandfather were hospitalized because of the three highs, and today I took my young son to the hospital to visit him. When the hanging bottle was almost finished, I said to my younger son: Go, call the nurse, and the water that Grandpa has lost is gone. The bear child stood in the corridor of the hospital and shouted: Nurse, my uncle and grandfather are gone! Oops I went, I sped around and wrapped him up.... Seeing the third uncle and grandfather was about to be angry to death!

14, go to school that will build a building opposite the school to lay the foundation, dig a square pit, half of the construction and then rain for two days, the third day I passed by that side actually saw someone fishing in the pit, this should be the most awesome fishing friend I have ever seen.