Thankfully, the wayward and cruel little sister-in-law is finally going to get married. The son-in-law came to see his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and the father-in-law and mother-in-law looked at the future son-in-law worriedly and said: After marriage, you must be

Thankfully, the wayward and cruel little sister-in-law is finally going to get married. The son-in-law came to see his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and the father-in-law and mother-in-law looked at the future son-in-law very worriedly and said: After marriage, you must take good care of her! The son-in-law immediately said: I know, after getting married, I will definitely take good care of her! As a result, the father-in-law shook his head and said, "It means that after marriage, you must take good care of yourself, and I will not say more!" A month after the marriage, the son-in-law limped to the door with a gauze face!

2, before getting married like to run blindly and play, married now honest, yesterday the daughter-in-law called me to ask where I am, I replied that I eat snail powder on the street. The daughter-in-law said: "Then you take a picture of eating snail powder, cross the chopsticks into a cross and put them on the bowl, and put your left hand on the edge of the bowl to reveal your watch, giving you two minutes." ”

3, the brother-in-law took a plane to the Maldives to study, when staying in a hotel, wanted to drink but did not order wine. So I went to the commissary next to the hotel and bought cigarettes, alcohol, and peanuts. The lady boss took the money and took a picture under the light, and suddenly "poofed" a smile. She handed the money back to her brother-in-law and said, "See for yourself." The brother-in-law took a look at the money in doubt, only to see that there were two lines written on it with a pencil: "When you get this one, it means that you have taken five pieces, quickly put it back, and return the previous one!" ”

4, netizens: broke up with my girlfriend, because I do not plan to buy a house in her hometown, do not plan to plug the door. Two months later we contacted again, and she said she was in love and had found someone who was good for her. I looked at the picture, a little bald, low, old enough to be his uncle. She said: His family conditions are average, there are three houses, driving An Audi, this is not important, the key is that he is good to me...

5, the neighbor sister bought a new car, everyone is watching, the sister's mother and my mother praised her daughter said: she is very bold, she has long dared to drive long distances, on the highway. My mother pointed at me and said: She has no guts, she has not dared to drive for several years, and she will only drive my old man's three-wheeled electric vehicle when she goes out every day. I was disheveled in the wind... I put all my money at home, and I can't afford to buy a car, okay?

My 6-year-old daughter made another mistake at school, and the class teacher called me to explain the situation. I am also helpless, is a single child really so rebellious, one after another in school to get some problems out. As usual, after my daughter came home, I gave her a few slaps on the ass again, but I didn't expect my daughter to cry, but said to me: "Mom, make another mistake, it will be 6 times, and our handsome class teacher will come to visit home." ”

7. In order to give birth to her husband, the female team leader underwent a caesarean section. Unexpectedly, her husband hated her for having a knife edge and divorced her. I have a crush on the female team leader for a long time, so I married a female colleague. Busy taking care of his pregnant wife, the company went out of business. I called my wife and said: I have failed to invest, I have nothing, I want to fight again with the last blood, I hope you can support me. The wife laughed: I said that no matter what decision you make, I will support you, come on! I was very excited to hear it: Honey, you are so nice, boss, two more scratch music!

8, the company dinner a colleague drank too much, I was responsible for sending him home, to that knock knocked on the door, his wife put on a mask to open the door! As soon as my colleague pushed me into his house, he said to his wife with a big tongue: Brother and sister, take good care of the elder brother! His wife and I were momentarily confused! The colleague was just about to leave, and his wife tore off the mask and shouted: See who I am? The colleague suddenly realized, drunk: Wife, you did not notify me of your marriage, really...

9. The principal was injured and hospitalized! There are reporters who want to go to the hospital for interviews, the teacher informs us that we have reporters to go to the hospital to interview our principal, you put on the school uniform in the afternoon and bring flowers to visit the principal, in the afternoon we wear filial piety clothes and wreaths according to the requirements of the teacher...

10, the nephew at home to rummage through things to play, after a while with a photo to show the sister-in-law: Mom, you see I found a photo in my father's book, it turns out that you were so beautiful before. The sister-in-law took the photo and looked at it for a while with excited red eyes. At night, my brother had a big fight with my sister-in-law...

1 Year I graduated, and three couples in our class took a picture together. The three men agreed to get together again in ten years to take a picture, and the three women jokingly patted each other's stomachs and said that they wanted to double the number of people taking pictures in ten years....Ten years later, at the wedding of their classmates, they gathered together to take a picture, and the number doubled as they wished... Everyone finds new objects...

12, the son is a little lazy, this point with me! Today I came home from school and saw the peanut shells I threw on the ground and picked up the broom and swept them up. And he said to me, who was drinking, "Dad, take a picture of me on your phone." Seeing that his son was suddenly so sensible, he was very relieved and quickly replied: "Good! This guy said while sweeping, "Shoot a few more and send them to Teacher Li!" Me: "Shoot well, also sent over, there is still a little under the table, also sweep together!" Son: "Don't sweep, my homework is done..."

13, today the sky outside is very cold, the dormitory will decide who wears less, let him go downstairs to get takeaway. I thought, then I strip naked, see how you let me go down and get it? Unexpectedly, they immediately came up to take a picture, and suddenly I found a very terrible thing: they threatened me to go down and get it!

14, a woman looked for me to talk to, chatted a few words she said: handsome guys let's take a photo with our mobile phones, right? I became alert and asked, "What do you want to do?" The girl was embarrassed to reply: I want you to be my boyfriend, take a photo of her and don't force me to go on a blind date! Listening to her sincerely, I said: Or let's add a WeChat, then your mother will propose to see me for good contact! Cooperate with the girl to take a good photo but she said: Rest assured, my mother will not look at you! I rub, sister, you are typical of unloading and killing donkeys!