1, Tanabata day, the husband returned early from a business trip, just arrived at the door, heard the voice of a man in the bedroom, very angry, and rushed into the bedroom in a panic. I saw my wife alone with a big head

1, Tanabata day, the husband returned early from a business trip, just arrived at the door, heard the voice of a man in the bedroom, very angry, and rushed into the bedroom in a panic. Seeing his wife sitting on the bed alone in sweat, the husband asked angrily: What about people! The wife replied breathlessly: Say... Say what, how can there be other people in this room. The husband's bedroom, living room, kitchen, under the bed, wardrobe are all looked for again, and sure enough, a figure was found on the bed table, the husband kicked down, and the wife came in later and said, "Hey, where did the master who repaired the air conditioner go?"

2. Because my husband and I are in business, the family conditions are particularly good, and my son grew up in the city since he was a child and has not experienced rural life. On the weekend, my husband and I discussed taking my son to the countryside to see and experience a different rural life. As we drove the Bentley to a green farmland, my son opened the car door and happily went down to step on the seedlings. At this time, the peasants who passed by saw the pain and said: Young man, you have stepped on the seedlings. The son said dismissively: No culture is too terrible, I call this TreadingQing.

3. After the little uncle graduated from Shandong University, he did not find a good job, so he went to Meituan to deliver takeaways. He delivered takeaways for a year and earned more than 800,000 yuan. After resigning, the brother-in-law opened a commissary near the Tomson Yipin community. In the evening, a rich man driving a Porsche Paramela came to the store to buy a bottle of physique energy. The rich man took a sip of physical energy, only to see that the lid said another bottle. So, he threw the bottle cap to the little uncle and said: "Boss, I won a bottle, the bottle cap is given to you, I don't have to give money for this bottle!" "Then he drove away in his Porsche... The little uncle thought about it all night, and he didn't understand what was wrong.

4, and a few friends went to KTV to sing, when they came out, they picked it up at the door - Huawei p40pro mobile phone. Just wanted to contact the owner, who knew that he called and said: "You thief, you better return the phone to me, my phone has satellite positioning!" "I—listening to the temper come up, bought a dozen Happy Goat balloons and bundled them on my phone—gave up. I thought to myself, "Where's the drift, you don't have a mobile phone positioning, you look for it!" "Xiao Fan, I can't cure you yet."

5, yesterday the son wanted to play with the old man's hat, the old man refused to take off the hat, the son cried, my wife saw the son crying, but the anger was not P shares! When the old man saw this, the grandson was the meat of his heart! So I said to my wife, "Don't beat him to wear it!" "I took off my hat and brought it to my son." As a result, my son's tears had not yet dried, so he turned back to his hungry wife and said, "You see that I don't look like your father when I wear this hat." ”

6, college military training, fine skin and tender flesh I was sunburned sweaty. But there was a strange boy in our class, who also looked white and clean, and still had long hair. This is actually nothing, the most important thing is that he took the initiative to ask for a change of position, ranked behind me, and also pasted very close to me, and even exhaled at my neck from time to time, this person will not be... Just now I came again, I was really goosebumps, yelling: What the heck! He was obviously shocked by my voice, and said with a red face: "Isn't this the sun big, I see that you are fat, and the shadow can cover me!"

7. When I went to my future father-in-law's house and talked about my family situation, I said to him: To tell you the truth, I don't have any money. The father-in-law took a cup of tea, took a sip of tea, and said slowly: Money, can not measure a person. It is rare to meet an elder who understands the righteousness so deeply, and I hurriedly responded to the tao: Yes, yes! So what else can be measured? He put down the teacup in his hand!

8, the wife's beautiful and sexy girlfriend fell out of love, because there was no place to live, she lived in my house. The daughter-in-law arranged for the girlfriend to live in the bedroom, and we slept in the living room, and as a result, there was an accident at night! After all, we live in a one-bedroom and one-bedroom small apartment, the girlfriend wanted to sleep on the sofa in the living room, but the daughter-in-law felt that the girlfriend was a guest, should live in the bedroom, and also did not trust me, after all, a sexy big beauty slept on the sofa, in and out of the can not avoid suspicion. My girlfriend and I had no say, we could only listen to the arrangement, and as a result, when I went to bed at night, I fell off the couch three times, which was really miserable! The next day, my girlfriend gave us an analysis, and she thought that the sofa was too narrow and my daughter-in-law was too wide, so she would squeeze me down. The daughter-in-law said in a nonchalant manner: "If you two live together, won't you be fine?" The girlfriend nodded and did not speak, and I quickly refused sternly: "Pull it down!" She has a fox smell on her, do you want to smoke me to death? I'm not with her!" The girlfriend didn't say anything, but the daughter-in-law stared at us and fell into thought.

9, the husband can't fall asleep, wife: can't you sleep? Husband: I borrowed the money from lao Zhang next door, it will expire tomorrow, and I can't pay it back! The wife listened, went to the window and called: Old Zhang, my husband has no money to pay you back tomorrow. After saying that, he said to her husband: You can sleep in peace, now it is the turn of Lao Zhang to sleep... First, the first time I went back to the future husband's family, I was instilled with a non-awakening personnel! When I got up this morning, I found that my girlfriend had been rigid-faced, and asked carefully, it turned out that the future husband drunk me last night and asked me: Why did you look at my daughter in the first place? I replied with a sentence: good breeding is not picky eaters, people are stupid and have no memory...

10. When I was in college, I lived by credit card, often borrowed money to repay, and was always in debt. A month after the salary came down to my brother, I immediately repaid the credit card. I called my girlfriend and said: I have been a kanu for so long, and today I finally paid off my credit card, and I am debt-free and light. Girlfriend: Of course, you are penniless now, not light. Now it's not just light, I'm still feeling a little cold.

11, go to the kindergarten to pick up my son after school to go shopping for vegetables, on the way to meet a few middle school students should be in a part-time job to hand out leaflets. A few middle school students giggled and stuffed a few sheets when they saw people, and when they saw my son, they also handed him a few. The little guy who didn't know a few words took the leaflet and even looked at it carefully, and I was amused! What's even funnier is that the son returned the leaflet to the students and said, "Sister returned it to you, I still can't understand it, thank you!" ”

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