1． I didn't expect to meet my boss who fired me today, which is really a coincidence. At first, he thought that my work attitude was not positive, and he had to dismiss me. And today I smiled and said to him: Boss, I really want it

1． I didn't expect to meet my boss who fired me today, which is really a coincidence. At first, he thought that my work attitude was not positive, and he had to dismiss me. And today I smiled and said to him: Boss, I really want to thank you very much, if you hadn't fired me, I wouldn't have lived such a good life of idleness and comfort as I am now. The boss also smiled and said: You're welcome. Then I threw 100 bucks in the bowl in front of me and went...

2． The wife accidentally saw that her husband had a "wife" stored in her mobile phone, but the number was not her. She didn't want a divorce, so she called back to her husband behind her back, hoping to save the relationship. When the phone was connected, the voice of a stout, mature male uncle came, and she cried, feeling that she had been deceived more seriously. But what she didn't know was that there was another class of people in the world, and their surname was Po.

3. When I was studying at Shandong University, there were often rats in our dormitory. Snacks in the dormitories are often stolen and there is nothing we can do about it. The boss of the dormitory bought sticky rat stickers online, and she asked me how to use things. I said: You open it and sprinkle some food in the middle of the rat sticker. Then the boss got some spicy strips and vegetarian meat, two rat stickers, one for my window head, one for the window tail. At three o'clock in the morning, I couldn't sleep when I smelled the fragrance...

4. I went to college in Jinan, my hometown is Shanxi, and my living expenses in January are usually 500 yuan. But today my kari suddenly turned into 1 million. Then I received a text message from my father: Son, I have discussed with your mother that I want to settle down abroad, and I am not ready to take care of you, so I will keep the money for you to spend. I want to cry without tears, are you really my biological parents?

5. At dinner that night, a friend said to her daughter-in-law, "After eating, wash my clothes." The daughter-in-law said angrily: Why, let me do all the work in the family? Friends say: Who don't you do? The daughter-in-law said angrily: Didn't you say that I was your little angel before you got married? The friend nodded and said, "Yes, angel angel, that is, the angel of heaven summons!"

6, a gas station in order to attract business to play a signboard: anyone who buys gasoline can get a free local map. One day, an outsider pulled his car into a gas station, and he added 5 yuan of gasoline and asked for a free map. The waiter said, "What do you want the map to do?" With that little bit of gasoline you bought, I'll show you where you go. ”

7. What is the saddest sentence about a fat man meeting another fat man? Answer buddy, where did you buy this dress, so fit?

8. The Eight Precepts of the Pig are to be expelled from the Celestial Realm for teasing Chang'e after drinking. He said, "O Bodhisattva! Saying that I flirt with Chang'e is definitely a scandal, not news, news reports are true, gossip is entertaining, not credible! Take a step back and say that I am flirting with Chang'e to help others! Chang'e is a single girl in the palace, very lonely, she lives like a year, we flirt. Ten thousand steps back and said that I did not cause any loss by flirting with Chang'e, and she did not have a piece of meat on her body! I didn't touch a single hair of her, not as bad as the consequences of drunk driving. The bodhisattva said, "You have broken the rules and will punish you." Pig Eight Commandments said, "You let Chang'e take revenge on me, and she teases me." ”

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