1. My eldest sister-in-law came to my house to take a bath, and my daughter-in-law was afraid that I would peek and drove me out of the house. I thought to myself that my wife didn't trust me too much, am I that kind of person? I came to the park in a huff and sat down on the stone

1. My eldest sister-in-law came to my house to take a bath, and my daughter-in-law was afraid that I would peek and drove me out of the house. I thought to myself that my wife didn't trust me too much, am I that kind of person? I came to the park in a huff and sat on a stone chair and smoked! Just then a beautiful woman came up and sat down next to me. I also ignored her, smoking a cigarette with my own care, but I didn't expect her to take the initiative to talk to me, why are you so unconscious, sitting here smoking, didn't you see anyone next to you? This beautiful woman is really thick-skinned, I sighed, took out a cigarette and handed it to her and said, OK, ok, give you a cigarette, you take it and smoke it, don't say that I am not conscious of exclusive cigarettes. Unexpectedly, the beauty patted open my cigarette, snorted, and went straight away. This beautiful woman has a really strange temper, and I don't know if I can find a husband in the future, so I shook my head involuntarily and sighed again.

2. Eating at a restaurant with a female netizen, the security guard came over and asked, "Is the car at the door yours?" I thought about not driving, wanted to pretend to be forced, and said, "It shouldn't be mine, I don't seem to be parked at the door." You go and see what the car is, and if it's a Lamborghini, it's mine. After a few minutes, the security guard came back and said, "Sir, it's really a Lamborghini, are you tired of moving it?" "I was blinded at the time!

3. A girl gets on the plane and sees a man sitting in her seat. She checked her ticket and said politely, "Sir, are you sitting in the wrong place?" The man took out his ticket and shouted: "Look clearly, this is my seat, are you blind?" The girl looked at his ticket carefully, stopped making a sound, and stood silently beside him. After a while the plane took off, and the girl bowed her head and said to the man easily: "Sir, you are not in the wrong position, you are on the wrong plane!" There is a kind of forbearance called making you regret that it is too late, if howling can solve the problem, the donkey will have ruled the world long ago!

4. Today is the first time my brother went to her boyfriend's house, and I definitely want to show myself. After eating, I rushed to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and my aunt smiled and was very satisfied with me. Not long after my boyfriend came in, I threw the bowl nervously. I whispered: Honey, do you want to be a hero? The boyfriend was stunned, I continued: Uncle and aunt want to ask, you say that you broke it, this is called 'back pot man'

5. Male: Daughter-in-law, I want to buy you a gift. Woman: Yes!? Man: In order to buy you a gift, I have to save me some expenses. Woman: You are very conscious, what are you going to save? Male: Washboard!? I kneel three dollars a year, which is hundreds of dollars, not thousands in a lifetime, and save it to buy you a big gift.

6. My sister and brother-in-law went on a business trip and asked me to take care of her little nephew for a few days. In the evening, I tutored my nephew in math: "You have an orange, I will give you two more, how many do you have?" Little nephew: "I don't know, the teacher taught us to use apples." I said, "Well, three dollars a pound of apples, how much is three pounds?" Little nephew: "You have to first explain how many apples there are in a pound." "My mind is broken...

7. I took a pair of 6,000 AJ basketball shoes on the Internet. I asked the customer service: Dear, I want to buy shoes from your store. Customer service: Pro, which one do you like to shoot it. Me: Can I buy your shoes with Q coins? Customer service: Pro, this does not work. Me: Then I will charge your mobile phone directly according to the price of the product! Customer:......

8. After work, I met a young couple on the bus and actually began to show their love in public. I was so embarrassed that I couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder and say, "Dude, show love, die fast!?" The brother listened for a moment and said with an embarrassed face: "Single dog, ugly looking." Single dogs, should chop hands, single dogs, live for a short time... What to see, don't go fast!?" I went, and I felt like I couldn't suppress the flood power in my body!?

9. After getting on the bus today, I saw that there was only one seat and sat up, and when I got to the next stop, a great uncle stood next to me. I didn't give him a seat, and then the uncle pointed at Sang Huai and said that I was not qualified. I taunted him and said: Seeing that you go to the supermarket every day to grab cabbage so fast, how can you get on the bus like a whole body sick? Everyone didn't speak, and then I realized that I dared to anger Uncle.

10. Once I went to the train station, my mobile phone was lost, and my resourceful daughter-in-law immediately sent me a text message with her mobile phone, saying: "Husband, why have you been in the toilet for so long? When I got to the point, I left first, I deposited the 20,000 yuan given to my mother to the station storage office, box 186, the password is 1685, see you at home Ha!" So, half an hour later, we caught this thief in the storage room!#Funny##Funny##Funny Funny##Funny Joke##Cold Joke#[666] Please leave your precious praise, that is my motivation to continue to be happy.