1, the wife followed the male manager to go on a business trip, I took this opportunity to secretly ask the sister-in-law out... I said to her: Your sister has recently lost weight, and she can't control her love of snacks.

1, the wife followed the male manager to go on a business trip, I took this opportunity to secretly ask the sister-in-law out... I said to her: Your sister recently lost weight, and she can't control her love of snacks, so she thought of a way to play games to divert her attention. The sister-in-law asked curiously: How is the effect? I said: Don't say, your sister really doesn't have time to take snacks to eat now, it's all while playing, while letting me feed her!?

2. On this day, I went to the mobile phone store to buy a mobile phone for about 1,000 yuan, and the girl next to me bought an Apple 11. Then all kinds of appearances in front of me, making me angry. When we got out, I got into a Mercedes S-Class and she got into an Emma electric car. I rolled down the window, and she saw me with an embarrassed expression on her face. I thought to myself: In the future, I will often drive the boss's car, so that I can have face.......

3, girlfriends are kindergarten teachers, there was a kindergarten open, the fathers of the children who came to register were tall and handsome men. The girlfriend was crazy and came to me and asked: You see that X Bao's father is so handsome, do you guess he has a girlfriend? I didn't bother to interrupt her fantasy and answer her: I don't know if I have a girlfriend. But I guess he is 80% married, don't believe you ask? Who knew that this flower idiot girlfriend was really bold, and actually went up to ask V letter.

4. Today, I drove a company van with my colleagues, and I drove my colleagues to sit in the co-driver. Walking on the road, my colleague said to me: Big brother today this broken bread today is so strong, easy a hundred ah. I said: Maybe it's back to the light, this broken car may be broken! Not long after I finished speaking, I heard a "boo" sound. Got out of the car and looked, and a rear wheel flew out.

5, boys like a girl for 5 years, has been in a state of crush. One day the boy won 5 million in the lottery ticket, and he finally had the courage to confess to the girl this time! The boy transferred 1314 yuan to the girl, the message: I love you! After the girl received it, she resolutely replied to Boy 1314.1 and left a message: But I don't love you, thank you! So the boy transferred another 1314 yuan, and the girl replied to him 1314.1 yuan! After repeating this several times, the boy finally had a chance to move and transferred 13.14 yuan to her, and sure enough, the girl continued to return 1314.1 yuan! After a few times in a row, the boy blacked out the girl!?"

6, the old man spent 500 yuan to rent a Volkswagen Huiteng with friends to go fishing by the lake, the old man was ready to drive, someone shouted: "The bag is caught!" The old man's head did not return: "Isn't the person not caught?" So he continued to drive, and when he reached the next stop, the old man opened the door and said, "Pack that, drag the bag up." No one paid any attention, and the old man was furious: "Didn't you say that the bag was clamped?" Who's playing me? Someone weakly replied, "The man who packed the bag didn't come up, he wrapped it up..."

7. When I was a child, the little fat next door to my house always bullied me, and every time I didn't say anything, I couldn't bear it. Finally, that day, when he broke my favorite steel pen, I couldn't help but scratch two marks on his face. The classmates in the class told me: Silly, he bullied you and liked you, and when you grow up, you will regret scratching him today! After many years, today back to the village and met Xiao Fat, watching him smile and throw the cannon at me, I really regret it, regret not scratching his face full of flowers!

8, the chairman took us a few high-level people to eat hot pot outside, the hot pot shop just had activities, eat hot pot to send green vegetables, the result was too late! The owner told them that there were no more greens in the store. They went to the kitchen to look around, indeed, only eggplant and beans, these guys said that beans are not easy to cook, cut the eggplant into the pot... The lady boss looked helpless: Now the young man can be so frugal and frugal not much!?

9. This morning, a new employee was half an hour late and happened to meet the boss at the door of the company. The boss asked, "Why are you late?" She explained: "I saw a car accident on the road, a man was thrown out of the car, he broke his leg and had a bloody head, fortunately I studied surgical first aid." Boss: "So how did you deal with it?" She said in horror, "I sat on the ground with my head on my knees so I wasn't scared to faint." ”

10. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, what is the geometry of chicken soup, can you laugh at life?" The Zen master suddenly slapped the young man to the ground and handed him a cold medicine. The young man finished eating the epiphany and said, "Master, are you saying that my cultivation of chicken soup is still very weak, and I should use chicken soup to improve myself at any time in my life?" The Zen master shook his head and said, "You took the wrong medicine." ”

11, my wife especially likes to watch the health column on TV, she learned a lot of life tips on it. For example: toothpaste when bitten by mosquitoes, vinegar for athlete's foot disease, sesame oil on dry hands in winter... Over time, my kitchen and bathroom stuff was running out of money by my wife. I got hemorrhoids on this day, but I really didn't dare to tell my wife, because I looked at my house and the chili noodles were still useless...

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