Today I got the same table mobile phone and changed my mobile phone number note to Dad. I sent a message to my classmates in class: Son, we have a prize in our family! 20 million! Hurry home! At this time, my classmates were fierce

Today I got the same table mobile phone and changed my mobile phone number note to Dad. I sent a message to my classmates in class: Son, we have a prize in our family! 20 million! Hurry home! At this time, my classmate stood up violently. The head teacher asked him what he was going to do? The goods slammed the table and said: Teacher, I liked you from the first sight! You divorce! Marry me! I have money!

2. In the political economy class, the fan Xiaoxiong was found sleeping on the table by the teacher. The teacher suddenly asked aloud, "Xiaoxiong, can you please say what the 'Asian Four Little Dragons' refer to?" Xiao Xiong was awakened, stood up violently, rubbed his eyes, and blurted out: "Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Stallone, and Alain-Delon." ”

3, carrying a very heavy thing on the subway, a young couple is laughing. The man saw me get up and give way, I resigned, he insisted, I said thank you and sat down. Later, the girl got up and stood with the boy, female: There are so many standing girls in the car, you are partial to the girl to give up the seat, are you not afraid of my jealousy? M: I just knew that you were careful with your eyes, so I picked a bad-looking Jean!

4, I got on the bus with my luggage and saw a young couple showing affection. The boy saw me get up and give way, I resigned, he insisted, I said thank you and sat down. Later, the girl got up to stand with the boy and said: There are so many standing girls on the car, you are partial to the girl to give up the seat, are you not afraid of my jealousy? Boy: I just know that you are jealous, and cai picked an ugly looking Jean!

5, when I was a child, my curiosity was too heavy, I had never seen a waterfall, so I begged my father to take me to see what a waterfall looked like. My dad hesitated for a moment, then took me down the stairs and said, "You stand here and wait for me for a while." He turned and walked to the top of the stairs, poured a large bucket of water down, and said: "That's pretty much it."

6, the bus, an old lady came up, let a young man give up his seat to her... Then the guy said, "Why?" Big Mom: "I'm an old man, do you know that you respect the old and love the young?" Why did you stand young for a while? The young man: "What's the matter with me, you die and don't give me a share of the property, I will manage you to stand firm and unstable!" ”

7. In the festival, a shopping mall lottery scene was crowded and lively, and the staff let the old lady who won a 43-inch LCD TV stand on the stage to say a few award speeches. The old lady stood on the stage and said, "How nice it would be if I had won the prize!" “

8, now the concept of love between men and women is different, every time I come home my mother will ask me: girlfriend, how, have you found a boyfriend? I said, "Mom, how is it so easy?" Now I just stand in front of the vending machine and can't find my favorite drink. And now the boy is standing in the Sahara Desert icon, saying that there is no such thing as no! I don't know what's going on here. Obviously a lot of people are looking for someone...

9. Netizens: Enrollment, class teacher roll call. She suddenly smiled and said, "Which classmate is called abbot?" Your parents will also take names! She shouted a few times and no one paid attention. Later, a male classmate who sat at the back stood up: "Donor, the old Man's Law Number Fang Wen, not the abbot!"

10. New students are admitted, and the class teacher names them. He suddenly smiled and said, "Which classmate is called abbot?" Your parents can really take names! He shouted a few times and no one paid attention. Later, a male classmate who sat at the back stood up: "Donor, the old Man's Law Number Fang Wen, not the abbot!" ”

1 Today I took the bus, a big mother came up to stand next to me mocking, talking to herself, saying that the quality of young people now is really bad or something. I listened for a while and really couldn't stand it, I stood up with a moment, and then limped, walked to the side and stood, when the big mother was blindfolded, stunned that I didn't sit that seat, until when I got off the car, I trotted all the way out of the car, as if I heard the roar of the big mother in the car...

12, at night rush, there are many people on the bus. The bald and domineering division got out of the door, and someone shouted: "The bag is clamped!" The driver's head did not return: "Isn't the person not caught?" So I continued to drive, and when I got to the next stop, the driver opened the door and said, "Pack that, drag the bag up." No one paid any attention, and the driver was furious: "Didn't you say that the bag was clamped?" Who's playing me? Someone weakly replied, "The man who packed the bag didn't come up, he wrapped it up..."

13, I still remember when I just went out, as a waiter for a year, once went out with colleagues to eat buffets, eating is happy, next to the table guests shouted waiter, waiter! I brushed it and stood up, while getting up, hey, hey promise! I'll never forget the look in people's eyes!

14, our class is a god, as long as he is in the teacher to ensure that he does not name the child, he skipped class immediately roll call. One day he hid under his desk before class. When the teacher clicked on him, he stood up with a sly smile and replied "to"!