1, my husband took advantage of my shower, peeked at my mobile phone, and found a text message: "So-and-so hotel, room 306." I came out of the shower and said, "I'll go out to the party in a moment.

1, my husband took advantage of my shower, peeked at my mobile phone, and found a text message: "So-and-so hotel, room 306." I came out of the shower and said, "I'll go out to the party in a moment and come back later." The husband smiled and said, "Okay, I see." Just as I was singing a happy birthday song with a group of friends around the cake in the hotel room, a strange man wearing a mask and holding a kitchen knife suddenly kicked the door open, then calmly walked over, cut the cake open, and said: "This is the service provided by this hotel for free, I wish you a happy meal, happy birthday!" ”

2, today is on the class suddenly stomach pain, rushed into the toilet, found that forgot to bring paper, sent a V letter to colleagues for help. The goods came in after a while and asked me to send him 10 red envelopes, otherwise he wouldn't give me paper. I had no choice but to send him 10 red envelopes. It's really too dark, isn't it the time he goes to the toilet without paper, I pit him for 5 yuan, this person's ambition is really strong.

3. I bought a dress and walked around the house in it, turning back to my husband and asking, "Does this dress look good?" The husband said, "It looks good, but you have a better look than this." "Which one?" "Apron." "Yes, but the best clothes women can't wear – you still cook today."

4. He took a fancy to uncle security's sister-in-law and sent a red envelope of 2,000 yuan to uncle security to help match. The security uncle was very efficient and immediately arranged for us to meet. After meeting her, I fell in love with her at first sight and tentatively asked her: What kind of boy do you like? Her: I love it! I sadly got up and left, and then I said in my mouth: Isn't it okay for the head to ???

5, the girlfriend and her mother got angry and ran away from home, which did not just call their family to persuade them to go back. When I got home, she sent me a message: After this quarrel, I understood a lot. I replied with relief: Baby you have grown up. Yes, I understand that I must have enough private money before running away from home in the future, and I have to endure it before I save enough!

6, the wife girlfriend wants to buy a car, there is still a difference of 80,000 yuan, come to the house to find the wife to borrow, the wife refused on the spot. So her girlfriend said harshly, "If you don't borrow me money, I won't leave!" The wife also said harshly: "If you don't leave anymore, I will tear your clothes off in front of my husband!" Then her girlfriend stayed at my house for a week before leaving.

7. The ex-girlfriend abandoned me smoking the Red River and ran away with a rich second generation who smoked a royal salute. I especially hate her and haven't been in touch with her since the breakup. Just today, she suddenly called me, and I stared at the screen in a daze. As soon as the ringtone disappeared, immediately turned off the phone card and found the Nokia that was used before and installed it. I texted her: I didn't hear it just now, call again. Two minutes later, she actually called. I grabbed the phone and yelled: You still have a face to call!! Then, I used all my strength to smash the phone!!

8. In the morning, the three gold worn by the daughter-in-law when she got married was gone, and the strange thing was that the other valuables put together with the three gold were all there, and the family did not look like a thief. Just now I went to the kindergarten to pick up the child, and the teacher called me to the office. The teacher took out a gold ring, gold necklace, gold earrings and said to me, "Give it back to you, your son is proposing today with these female classmates in the class!" ”

9. Yesterday, I paid my salary, bought a 1999 coat for my mother-in-law, and bought a pair of foot-building shoes for the elderly for my father-in-law. After arriving home, the mother-in-law was very happy. My mother-in-law pointed at my husband and said: What is the use of having a son, never buy me a gift, or a daughter-in-law! Father-in-law: You can't say that if your son has the ability to marry us a good daughter-in-law, it is not useless.

10, my husband is more introverted and rare, the last time he moved to a new house, he wore a work uniform and worked with the movers. The doorman aunt looked at it for a while and asked me if I could ask the worker to help carry a cabinet, so I let my husband go. After a while, the aunt came over and said: The workers you invited are really good, and they are helping me repair the lights! I said you're welcome, I'll take more care of you in the future. The aunt said again: I will give him today's salary to you, and at noon I will let him eat at my house and match with my girlfriend!

11. My mother-in-law called me and said that she would act as his driver in the past two days and asked me to take her to see an old Chinese medicine doctor. She also said that she had a protruding disc around her waist these two days and wanted the old Chinese medicine doctor to do acupuncture for her. The old Chinese medicine doctor told the mother-in-law to lie on the bed, expose the waist, and then prick the needle. While it was in progress, the mother-in-law suddenly had abdominal pain, and couldn't help but let go of a long fart, and did not dare to look back at the old Chinese medicine doctor. Only to hear the old Chinese medicine doctor say: "You relax, I will go to the door to breathe and come again..."

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