The son is very naughty at home, and he is often beaten by his husband. Once, the son smashed his husband's beloved teapot and was beaten up. The little guy came to me wronged: Why did I do something wrong Dad

The son is very naughty at home, and he is often beaten by his husband. Once, the son smashed his husband's beloved teapot and was beaten up. The little guy came to me with grievances: Why can my father beat me when I do something wrong, and I can't beat him when my father does something wrong? I touched my son's head and said, "Silly boy, because you can't beat it!" My son asked again: But I will grow up, when I can beat him? I said: At that point your dad will start reasoning with you! (Source: Network) There is no problem at all, but no one fights anyone, and it is most ideal to be reasonable!

2, the cousin mother is expensive, married to the big boss of a company. Yesterday, just after resting, I asked my cousin to go to the restaurant for dinner. During the meal, my cousin said to me: Cousin, I signed up for a training class, and I will not worry about my husband thinking that my cooking is not delicious. Me: That's great, didn't you train in cooking? Cousin: Of course not, it is training Sanda.

3, my husband is 6 years older than me, and after entering the age of 35, my weight has risen. From less than 140 to 145, I gritted my teeth and ordered: If you want to grow to 150 pounds, you don't want you. Half a year later, he was 150 pounds, and I gritted my teeth again and was fierce: if you want to grow to 160 old women, you really don't want you. Yes, you guessed it, a year later he was 162 pounds. Temede, what do you mean?

4, the sister-in-law is going on a blind date, and the mouth corner of the mouth is left with saliva marks early in the morning. The wife said, "Dress up, how disappointing it is to be seen like this." The sister-in-law said: "You know a fart, this time do not dress up, meet later, casually dress up is a surprise." "The wife felt very right, and also drew her a small new eyebrow with crayons, and in the afternoon, when the sister-in-law MeiZizi came back to send a message to the other party to report that she was safe... Find yourself blocked!

5, Lee went to Thailand, found a transgender doctor, doctor: "Are you really sure you want to be transgender?" Xiao Li: "Yes, I am out of love, I must be transgender" Doctor: "Boy, you are out of love, after the change of sex, there will be no chance for her to change her mind." Xiao Li: "No, I can't get it, no one can think of it, in the future, whoever she looks up to, I will seduce whom" Doctor: "... ”

6. Xiao Zhang was bored and called the customer service of the Bank of China: "What should I do if the bank card falls?" Customer service: "Please bring the relevant identification to the nearest business hall to replace the card." Xiao Zhang: "Can't you pick it up yourself?" ”...... Time stood still for a few seconds and only a few seconds, and then I heard the customer service politely reply: "For your safety, we do not recommend that you bend down to pick up the card, the water in your brain is easy to spill!"

7. A buddy called the 10086 customer service and asked: "What should I do if the mobile phone card falls off?" The customer service said: "Bring the relevant ID card to the business hall to replace the card." The guy said, "Can't I pick it up?" After a while, the customer service said: "For your safety, we do not recommend that you bend down to pick up the card, the water in your brain is easy to spill." ”

8, after work, a person walking on the road, saw a couple is arguing. The boy looked at the girl and smiled without speaking, and then the girl fell into the boy's arms and wrapped it around the boy and said: Even a fight will not be noisy, what to do in the future. One day, I had a fight with my girlfriend and I remembered the guy from before. I watched her smile quietly, and suddenly she slapped me in the face: you still have a smile on your face!

9, a primary school student took the winter vacation homework book and said to his mother: "Mom, I have too much winter vacation homework!" His mother took it and turned over a few pages, then tore up the homework book and threw it out the window. The people in the car and the elementary school students were stunned. His mother said in a dashing manner: "The teacher asked, you said that your parents fought, and your mother tore up the homework book!" ”

10, when I was a child, I liked Jay Chou, my father scorned me, this can also be called a song? Now that I'm older, Zhou Dong is older, and there are a lot of new stars in the music world, like XXX, and I also scoff at this. Suddenly I woke up to the fact that history is strikingly similar, and I felt that we should learn to be tolerant and stop hacking these stars and their fans. In fact, when I say so much, my main meaning is that the people who like XXX are my son.

1 Boy asked his girlfriend, "Why did you break up with your ex-boyfriend?" The girl replied: "He is too hasty and sloppy to insist!" Unlike you, as long as you do things, you will persevere, and pay attention to methods and methods, be good at being flexible and changeable, and go deep and simple, so that I have to throw myself to the ground! ”

12, a certain year in junior high school, and Bin Zi made an appointment to play Super Mary together on the weekend, close to the morning when the two of them were bored, we both slipped into his sister's room, this idiot found his sister's skirt, silk, socks, put on and walked around in the living room, the time was frozen at the moment when his father came back,,,, anyway I remember his father's belt was broken.

13. After my father-in-law was hit by a Porsche on the road, he was admitted to the hospital. In order to compensate the father-in-law, the owner of the car takes care of him in the hospital every day! The sister-in-law went to the hospital to see her father-in-law, fell in love with the owner of the car at first sight, and since then, she has come to the hospital almost every day. Last night, the sister-in-law suddenly asked her father-in-law: "Dad, when will you be discharged from the hospital?" Father-in-law: "Soon, just a day or two!" At this time, the sister-in-law looked at her father-in-law with a red face, and said half a day: "Dad, can you pretend to be sick for a few days, the owner of the car I am about to get my hands on!" ”

14, everyone in the saddest time, will suddenly disappear for a while. What the hell is going on, let me tell you. During that time, a torrential rain fell, and all the clouds in the sky committed suicide, and the sky was clear from then on. Be patient, you'll do it. ——Zhang Jiajia