1, the youth crowd is also "greasy" raids, in fact, compared to greasy middle-aged, greasy youth is not much better. The post-80s and post-90s are representatives of modern young people, and when they are mentioned,

1, the youth crowd is also "greasy" raids, in fact, compared to greasy middle-aged, greasy youth is not much better. The post-80s and post-90s are representatives of modern young people, and when they are mentioned, people often think of words used to describe young people, such as flourishing and vigorous, which seem to have nothing to do with "greasy". However, is this really the case? The post-80s and 90s who are looking at the mobile phone may wish to use the mobile phone screen to illuminate their faces to see if they have been full of oil and the hairline has moved back?

2, go to the library to find a seat trick: step one: look for a seat with a sister paper; step two: hand over the prepared note in advance, read: "Classmate, I like you for a long time, I hope to interact with you"; step three: if the sister paper immediately collects the bag and leaves, then, congratulations, there is a seat; if the sister paper smiles at you, then, congratulations, what else to study

3, there is a big golden retriever in the community, often do not tie the rope to let it run, but also the size of the place, the owner complaint N times fruitless. This morning, I carried the garbage outside, and the big golden retriever rushed in my direction a hundred meters away, and I was alone on the road, and the fierceness was to pounce! I screamed out loud in fright, which resounded throughout the whole community, and even resounded over the urban countryside outside a wall!! Then a magical scene appeared, the big golden retriever immediately braked, and then... it... Turning his head and running!!!! Since then, it has rarely been seen in the community, at least I have never seen it again!!!

4, today I spent a lot of effort to make my boyfriend make a bowl of freshly ground soy milk. But the boyfriend took a sip, a face of disgust said too light, add some sugar. My little boy came up in an instant, so he went inside with a large spoonful of salt. As a result, the boyfriend took a sip and said, "This is the taste!" I took a sip of it with a confused face, salty to death!!!! I don't know how, the tears fell down.......

7, my aunt introduced me to a blind date, I see that this boy looks very handsome, I like it very much. Today my aunt said: Forget it, the man's family is very poor, and the person is stupid and does not do the right thing, don't associate with him. I said anxiously: Didn't you say that his family was very good??? Why now say that his family is poor, besides, turnips and greens have their own love, you can't make decisions for me. My aunt ignored me, and I pestered her and kept nagging, and then she said: Do you have to say that he can't look at you!!!

8, the Mid-Autumn Festival home was urged to marry, 8 days off to arrange 4 blind dates, the last blind date is the funniest. The girl is also forced by the family to come on a blind date, so it is very perfunctory. But I liked her very much and really wanted to associate with her. When we broke up, I asked her to go to the playground tomorrow, and she hesitated for a long time and finally agreed. Didn't expect her to come with her girlfriend, and she was cold to me and rarely spoke to me. Her girlfriend loves to play and invited me to play roller coasters together... After the breakup, I felt that this blind date had failed again, and I was trying to block her, but she sent me a message: Brother, do you think my girlfriend is OK? She's kind of interesting to you, or you can talk about it!

9, my cousin is a manager in a bar, and I didn't leave work until two o'clock in the morning last night. After entering the neighborhood, the cousin found that a man wearing sunglasses and a duck-tongue hat had been following him. The cousin was frightened at that time, and he ran upstairs with his legs, and when he reached the door, he took the key to open the door, but he couldn't open it for half a day. The man immediately caught up with him, and his cousin immediately knelt down and pleaded, "Big brother, I beg you, let me go!" The man took out the key, opened the door and said calmly: "Little age, what is not good, you have to do this line, you go!" "After the man went in, the cousin reacted to this, and it turned out that he had gone up the wrong building!"

10, when I was a child, I loved to peek at the widow next door to take a bath, often found by my father, he did not stop me, always "boo" a sound to accompany me to see. But once after being found by the widow, my father grabbed me and beat me to death, and beat me with a blue nose and swollen face. I don't dare to taste it now. I didn't understand it when I was a child, but now that I understand it, I have become a pot-back man! Daddy, my son despises you! ......

11, the result of concealing identity: if you are a rich man, lie to her that she is poor, one day after being discovered, 80% of women say that I am true love, not love your money, 99% of girls will choose to continue to associate. If you are poor and lie to her that she is rich, one day after you appear, 80% of women will say, I can't accept the man who cheated on me, and 99% of girls will choose to break up.

12, buy a basin on the street stall to wash your feet, carefully select one and ask the boss how much. "Uncle, how much is this pot"? Uncle: Five pieces! Did I say strong? Uncle grabbed the basin from my hand and threw it into the ground, suddenly falling apart. I was overwhelmed, and then uncle said to me with a righteous face, "Can I sell you this quality?" "Come and see this 8 pieces!"

13, the previous paragraph took the driver's license, find a good relationship with a male colleague to escort the car guidance. I was fine, but it felt like he was more nervous than I was, and the co-pilot twisted and turned. Before I could think of braking, he shouted and pushed down with his right foot. No, Death Force chopped down and stepped on it, he sighed and his eyes closed, "Forget it, just open it, you can't be your person, and you can't be your ghost when you die. ....”

14. When I went to work in the company yesterday, I found that the bathroom was replaced by a grandfather cleaning. In the morning, when I wanted to go to the toilet, I saw Uncle resting at a table in front of the bathroom door. I was about to go into the bathroom when Uncle Suddenly shouted: Your documents, come and register them. I was stunned at the time, and I said: I don't have a document, and I won't even let the toilet in without registration? Uncle slapped his head and said, "Oh! I forgot, I used to look at the gate, used to!