1, I worked in the company for a month and was favored by the boss. The owner promoted me from employee to manager and assigned me a car. Yesterday, I drove my girlfriend to the airport, and she got in the car

1, I worked in the company for a month and was favored by the boss. The owner promoted me from employee to manager and assigned me a car. Yesterday, I drove my girlfriend to the airport, and she kept spraying perfume there after getting in the car. I said, "Can you not spray perfume?" I am allergic to perfume. The girlfriend snorted coldly: "Why did you spray a perfume on this battery car?" Still smelly? ”

2, a newlywed couple went to a small island for their honeymoon. At the time of check-in, the owner said to them: "There is a problem with the electricity on this island, it is estimated that the electricity will be cut off once an hour!" So the young couple decided to play for a while every time the electricity was stopped. After 3 hours, the husband secretly ran downstairs and said to the boss: "Boss, I will give you 50 yuan more, can you stop the electricity once every 2 hours?" The boss replied: "Why didn't you say earlier that your wife paid 100 yuan more and asked me to stop the electricity once every half an hour!"

3, the mother-in-law is deep in the middle of the night, afraid of the dark, she called us to accompany her. My daughter-in-law kicked me out of the window, and I had to wait pitifully on the couch. Half an hour later, when it was finally over, I obviously heard the sound of flushing the toilet, but I still heard my mother-in-law fart. Just ask: Aren't you finished, why are you still farting and making trouble again? The mother-in-law calmly replied: after pulling for so long, I finally solved the problem.

4, a young man came to a restaurant to eat, sat for a long time, watched other guests eat with relish, but did not see a waiter to greet him. He couldn't help but get up and go to the counter and ask, "May I ask, am I sitting in the audience?" ”

5. A student enters the office and greets the teachers: "Teacher Zhao is good, Teacher Li is good." "Why don't you call me?" "Teacher, I don't know what your last name is." "Then let me remind you: Mouth heaven." "Good teacher swallow!"

6, a new girl, often eat breakfast when I have a morning meeting. Because I couldn't handle it accurately, I was worried that my sister didn't treat my group leader as "dry food", so I followed her. After the morning meeting in the morning, leave her down and ask her curiously: Why do you like to eat breakfast at my morning meeting? The girl's big eyes turned and replied: Because no one grabs food with me. Feeling that the girl's answer was not humorous at all, I severely criticized her. Before leaving work, I received a reminder from the big leader: Don't enter the company with your left foot at work tomorrow!

7, on the news to see a man close to marriage when he was terminally ill, in order to avoid suffering for his girlfriend, decided to break up with her. The girlfriend not only disagrees, but also gets married quickly. Seeing this, I was almost moved to tears, if it were not for my boyfriend's family property of more than 100 million, I almost let the news cheat again.

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