1, today's mood has been bad, last night's text message let me know, my former crush on the girl fell, actually told me once four hundred ... At that time, I was very sad, and I turned over my wallet while I was sad, so I was even more sad, I didn't even have the capital to accompany her to fall once...
2, today on the Internet to check the college entrance examination score, I took the test 698 points!! Instantly feeling relieved, I decided to go to Tsinghua University to study. Before the start of the school, my parents were generous and gave me 80,000 yuan for living expenses. This makes me feel grateful in my heart, thinking that it is not easy for my parents to pull me so big, and now that the money is so difficult to earn, should we think for my parents?? So, I grabbed 80,000 yuan and said, "Dad! mother!! I will definitely spend this money on time every month!! ”
3. When I was married, I quarreled with my wife, and my wife gave money to let two brothers-in-law beat me. Once I said to my wife: I hate it when you take money to hire someone to beat me, and the next time you want to beat me, tell me, you give me the money, as long as the money is in place, I will do it myself. One reason to sum up is to quarrel with your wife when you have no money.
4, this week, the mother and the mother-in-law lived in my house, and found that the two were really old and living treasures. This night, before going to bed, my daughter-in-law went to the bathroom and came back to tell me in surprise: Husband, I just heard something. I asked: What's the matter? The daughter-in-law said: I heard, my mother said to your mother, it is really not interesting, too boring, or we pretend to quarrel, see who these two children will help, your mother actually said, yes! All right!
5. After work, I was playing games at home. The sister-in-law suddenly ran to my house crying and crying, and said to me: "I really didn't expect him to be such a person, whining..." I listened, and asked her very anxiously: "What's wrong?" What happened? The sister-in-law blew her nose and said, "I went to his house last night, but he obviously said he wouldn't do anything to me, and in the middle of the night, he sneaked into my room and squeezed the pimple on my forehead!" "Well, you win...
6, I: "Wife, I teach you the latest Qigong!" Come, cross your legs, close your eyes, and relax your whole body. The wife nodded seriously, and then did it one by one. Me: "Wife, listen to me now!" Inhale" The wife took a long breath. "Inhale again, inhale again, fart!" My wife opened her eyes and glared at me and let out a fierce breath.
7, my dad is a person who likes to behave in front of my mother, once made a big mistake and was beaten by my dad once, my mother said: Wow, husband, you are really very manly when you beat our son! My dad smiled at me triumphantly. Later, my dad was manly once every three to five minutes.
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