Blind date with a girl under the arrangement of the elders. The girls were beautiful and we had a great time together. After the blind date, she sent me a WeChat: You have to work hard at home, half a month without moving, men wash

Blind date with a girl under the arrangement of the elders. The girls were beautiful and we had a great time together. After the blind date, she sent me a WeChat: You have to work hard at home, half a month without moving, men wash water. I didn't understand what she meant and couldn't reach her. Today I carefully studied the message she sent me and finally came to my senses. Working hard at home, family cave, strong under the hole, is the poor word. Half moon is a fat word, not moving is not moving, male is male, male water jacket is a rolling word. It's all about: poor, fat and incapacitated, roll!

Today is Grandpa's 90th birthday, everyone came to celebrate, there are wine, meat, cakes, but everyone sends a blessing, the old man listened happily and did not close his mouth.

I am also very happy and take the opportunity to wish Grandpa a long life: I also wish Grandpa a long life, and I hope you live to be 101 years old.

Dad was not happy: "Don't talk nonsense, child." ”

Grandpa didn't care: "It's okay, little child, nothing, why do you let me live 101?" ”

I said, "They all say you live a long life, and I want you to live one more year." ”

Grandpa: "Be well." ”

I continued, "Then I'll be able to eat one more cake and charge more money." ”