1, there is a female table in high school, one day in class suddenly the aunt came, the crotch of the pants was red, she was afraid of embarrassment, could not move, I noticed, took a bottle of red ink and splashed it on her pants. examine

1, there is a female table in high school, one day in class suddenly the aunt came, the crotch of the pants was red, she was afraid of embarrassment, could not move, I noticed, took a bottle of red ink and splashed it on her pants. Sensing the embarrassment of the lesbian table, I pretended to grab the red ink on her table, then quarreled with her, and then directly spilled a bottle of red ink on her pants, so she went back to the dormitory to change her pants. After that, he was called to the office by the class teacher to drink tea, and there were parents of both sides in the office. I was slapped a few times by my dad, and her dad scolded me and asked me why I was pouring ink on her pants, and I didn't say a word. Later, the lesbian table came home and told her parents the truth. Her parents called me to apologize and prepared a sumptuous table at home for me to visit on the weekend. Since then, I have a better relationship with the female table, and as a result, she became my first love. I enrolled in the same university and worked in the same city together after graduation. We got married two years ago and now live happily ever after. Sometimes love is so wonderful, it will always come to you inadvertently.

2, recently the feet are always itchy, and later found out that it was infected by the husband's athlete's foot, the Internet checked it and said that disinfection with brine bubbles would be effective. So I poured a basin of hot water, sprinkled some salt into it, and put a few slices of ginger and star anise in my brain, and when I was ready to put the green onions, I reacted, this is not making soup... Can't waste ah, so put the foot in, this time the husband is off work, the husband came in to see this scene of the frightened eyes... ?

3. On the second day of the new marriage, I went to my mother-in-law's house with my husband for dinner. As a result, when watching TV, we quarreled because we grabbed the remote control, and our husband beat me. I was angry and complained to my mother-in-law: "Mom, he beat me!" The mother-in-law angrily picked up the stick and shouted to her husband: "This is something you can endure, you try to hit it again!" Then my husband hit me again. The mother-in-law raised her stick and shouted, "Try it again!" "Just like that, after I was repeatedly beaten seven or eight times, it felt like something was wrong...

4. When I had a child with my girlfriend in college, her family was very angry, so I had to use 1,000 bitcoins to marry her home. After marriage, she gave birth to a son for me, and our family of three lived a happy and happy life, and now that my son is in the first grade this year, he has been frowning when he comes back from school today. Me: What's wrong? Bullied at school? Son: I'm out of love! Me: Yo, don't girls look up to you? Son: No, she said she was busy giving us homework every day and didn't have time to fall in love!?

5. The site owner took 8 workers to the restaurant to eat seafood buffet, 38 pieces of one. A total of 80 pounds of crabs, 120 pounds of lobsters, 90 large abalone, and 30 pounds of oranges were eaten. When I was ready to leave after checkout, I also brought 16 bottles of red wine. The waiter gave them a blank look and said, "You can't take it outside here." The construction site owner shouted: "Then give me another 200 pounds of pippi shrimp audioonicon." The store manager hurried over: "Let them take it and go, hurry up and let me go."

6, last night the wife suddenly wanted to eat durian, so she bought a whole at the fruit supermarket. Every time I drink with my father-in-law, the old man complains that he was punished by his mother-in-law to kneel durian, and I am very curious and want to try it. So I took control and knelt on it and hissed: Kneel durian, but that's it! At this time, someone in the back pressed: Now? My pig-like scream suddenly sounded: I go, who is this? Looking back, it was the old man!?

7. The brother-in-law has been married for three months. On this day, the brother-in-law complained to a colleague: "The newlywed love has faded. The colleague suggested to the brother-in-law: "Then why not come to some magnetic poles, such as finding another one?" The brother-in-law asked worriedly, "What if my wife knows?" The colleague said: "What age is this, just tell her that you won't get it." So the brother-in-law came home and said to his wife, "Honey, I want to find another one that will make us love each other more." The wife said, "Give up this stupid idea, I've tried it!" It doesn't work at all! ”

8. When I went to the village to attend a wedding ceremony of my own family, the emcee announced: "Next, there is a speech for the groom." At this time, the groom politely owed everyone a debt and stood up to speak. The groom stood up and took the microphone and said, "I sincerely thank you all for attending our wedding in your busy schedule, which is a great encouragement, a great encouragement, and a great care for us." Since we are married for the first time and lack experience, we still need more help and support from you in the future. If there is something missing today, we welcome your valuable comments for improvement next time. ”

9, in the morning to get up and feel dizzy, my mother thinks that I have a cold, so I ask my father to buy some cold medicine. As a result, after waiting for a long time and not returning, the mother said angrily: "Damn things must be going to play cards again!" So he went out to look for his father, and neither of them came back. It wasn't until the evening that my parents came home laughing, and when they saw me lying in the living room, they asked with a surprised face: "Why haven't you slept yet?" "I...

10. When I was about to leave work, I joked with a female colleague and accidentally sprayed perfume into the eyes of the female colleague. She burst into tears in an instant, and I joked, "It's okay, I'm blind and raised you!" "But unfortunately, I was overheard by my girlfriend who came to pick me up from work... I didn't wait for my girlfriend to speak, and decisively pulled my female colleague to my girlfriend and said, "Come, call Mom!" ”?

11. Received a friend request: brother plus me, I am a sister. I refused at the time, and replied: I like my sister-in-law. After a few minutes my aunt called: your cousin plus you want to ask you a few math problems, why don't you pass, and say what you like...?

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