A guy who chased me for three years. Took me shopping the other day, I tried a bracelet when I stuck and couldn't take it off, he tried several times and didn't take it off. And he said, "Do you know why?" I

A guy who chased me for three years. Took me shopping the other day, I tried a bracelet when I stuck and couldn't take it off, he tried several times and didn't take it off. And he said, "Do you know why?" I was thinking he was going to say that this was fate or that he couldn't take it off and buy it. And he said, "Your arms are too thick."

2, yesterday afternoon just bought a new car, sent a circle of friends to show. I regretted it after I sent it, and my brother-in-law called me at night and said that for his happiness he hoped I could lend him the car. The next morning I took the bus to work, and I saw a person pulling out his mobile phone from his bag to look at the time, and then said ''I go''". I thought he was too late, and if he looked closely, he was holding an air conditioner remote control in his hand!

3, ask the daughter-in-law to go out to eat hot pot, the daughter-in-law is losing weight, unwilling to go. I induced her: "I'm a little embarrassed to go alone, halfway through the meal to get food or leave for a while to go to the bathroom or something, the waiter thinks that no one will clean up the mess." 」 The daughter-in-law said leisurely: "Yes, it is a little awkward to go alone, and it is a little scary to go alone!" The point is that you're not going to be a parting yet. ”

4, one day to beat the little nephew to beat up! The reason is that this rabbit cub took advantage of the fact that I was sleeping with my daughter-in-law, and I lifted the quilt, and my daughter-in-law had the habit of sleeping naked. So many relatives are visiting my house, how can my daughter-in-law see people in the future! People may think that children are ignorant and should be forgiven. But this little cub made my daughter-in-law mad, and I couldn't stand it!

5, in the fruit shop, a sister is worried about eating incomplete watermelons and the boss is not willing to sell them separately. "Open, I buy half." I said to the boss. The girl looked up at me, and in the dim light she could clearly see the gratitude in her eyes. "Thanks, you're so nice!" ☺ Then pay and go. This story tells me: the weak woman was touched by the rescue of Engong and was so grateful to Zero, and the stories of the final promise to each other are all fairy tales, all of which are deceitful!

6. When the bell rang at the end of class, the teacher smiled and said to the whole class: "Students who are clamoring to leave school should not panic, they will not drag the class, please do not chat with students who eat instant noodles." Ask the students in the back row to play poker quietly, so as not to affect the sleep of the front row students. The students who look at the scenery by the window, the students who shouted basketball in the cao field, I was good at assigning homework. The class leader remembers to inform the students in the Internet café of today's homework. "It's not easy for the teacher to do this."

7, a scene on the subway, a man feels that the girl opposite is very familiar, and he has been staring at him. The girl was annoyed by the look and asked, "What do you see?" The boy said, "I think you're very familiar, like my old girlfriend." The girl said angrily: "I am your former girlfriend...

8, on the Wuhan subway, a man thinks that the girl opposite is very familiar, and he has been staring at him. The girl was annoyed by the look and asked, "What do you see?" The boy said, "I think you're very familiar, like my old friend." The girl said angrily, "I'm the girlfriend you used to be." "The boy is confused!

9. The index finger is a golden finger that digs the nostrils, the diameter of the tip of the index finger is about 08 to 1cm, and the size of the nostrils is about 05 to 08cm. Compared to other fingers, the size of the index finger can perfectly match the nostrils and it is more pleasant to rub.

10) They broke up after three years in love. His qq signature has never changed since then: my dream is so big but I am so far away. She couldn't help but ask him: What is your dream? He smiled: "By my last name, name you." afterward. She became his stepmother.

1 There is a fat person, gluttonous and snoozing and very much want to lose weight. One day, he saw on the Internet that there was a diet pill, as long as it was taken strictly every day, taking a course of treatment would have obvious results, and if it was ineffective, it could be fully refunded. He bought a course of medicine to try, and after receiving the medicine, he opened the instruction manual and looked at it carefully, only to see that it said: Please take it every two hours, one capsule each time, twelve times a day, on an empty stomach.

12. At the class meeting of the third grade of primary school, the teacher asked the students about their ideals. The squad leader said, "I want to be a lawyer so I can defend my compatriots." The study committee member said: "I want to be a teacher, so that I can teach and educate people and benefit my compatriots." The class representative said: "I want to be a big boss and donate money to poor compatriots." The teacher asked Wang Eregg, "What is your ideal?" Wang Eregg said without hesitation, "I want to be a compatriot." ”

13, to find a boy who can urge you to make progress together. And not the people who hold you back or influence you. To work together to get into the ideal university, you will not be able to teach you, he will not be able to teach you, you can also teach him. Soak in the library together, write homework together, eat together. Instead of being wrong, do something you know isn't right.

14 When the whale dies in the sea, its body will sink extremely slowly to the bottom of the sea, and this slow process has a poetic name - whale fall. Such a whale carcass could support a system of decomposers for a hundred years, and was known as the last tenderness to the sea. It's really literary and artistic.