Girlfriend high school early love. One day when her parents went to work, she bought two watermelons and let her boyfriend carry them home. After opening the door, her boyfriend entered the house, and before he could change his shoes, he saw her mother watching TV on the sofa.

Girlfriend high school early love. One day when her parents went to work, she bought two watermelons and let her boyfriend carry them home. After opening the door, her boyfriend entered the house, and before he could change his shoes, he saw her mother watching TV on the sofa. The boyfriend turned back to her and said, "Big sister, the next time you buy two melons, I won't give them." "Say put down the melon and go." Her mother smiled and said, "Now the melon seller is so handsome..."

2, today is my girlfriend's birthday, so I took her to Chanel to buy a bag of more than 100,000. I dropped her off at night and found a Maybach parked in front of her house and a lot of balloons. My girlfriend told me she wanted balloons, and I looked around at someone, so I went over and got one down. She said not enough, still wanted, I went to take it again, this time thinking of taking more, so as not to say enough again. After taking 5 of them, the car door opened, and the eldest brother in the car said to me: "Brother, you leave me something, tomorrow I have to pick up the kiss!" ”

3, today is my girlfriend's birthday, so I took her to Chanel to buy a bag of more than 100,000. I dropped her off at night and found a Maybach parked in front of her house and a lot of balloons. My girlfriend told me she wanted a balloon, and I looked around and saw that there was no one around, so I went over and took one down. She said not enough, still wanted, I went to take it again, this time thinking of taking more, so as not to say enough again. After taking 5 of them, the car door opened, and the eldest brother in the car said to me: "Brother, you leave me some, tomorrow you have to pick up the !!!! ”

4, someone is not talented, although it is a poor person, or can not use a sentence to prove that they are poor. But the majority of netizens are too talented, the following I will move some netizens' wonderful answers for everyone's entertainment. The netizens' descriptions really feel that every sentence talks about the heart, and every word is poking at themselves. And it is also described so appropriately, it is really painful! Heartbroken, old iron!

5, my girlfriend cried and asked me why I broke up with her, where did she do badly? I told her boredly: You are good everywhere, beautiful and generous, gentle and considerate, and it hurts. It is... Girlfriend nervously: What is it? Me: It's better for your husband than for me!

6, the girlfriend in the hospital as a trainee nurse, just went to two days, several nurses in the hospital went home to give birth, the girlfriend internship turned positive! A man with a fever came to get an injection, and the head nurse asked his girlfriend to take it to practice. The girlfriend did not penetrate for half a day, the man looked at the back of his hand, and then directly fainted! When the man woke up, his girlfriend asked him: "What's wrong, are you fainting blood?" The man said, "No, I have a dense phobia!" ”

7. At the beginning of last year, a friend borrowed 4,000 yuan from me. However, seeing that it was about to be the New Year, the 4,000 yuan was borrowed for a year and did not pay it back. So I called and asked him for it. Friend said: Really sorry brother, I forgot to be busy, these two days will be for you, by the way, please have a meal. Then on this day we came to the restaurant, eating and drinking and telling the past. At the end of the drink, I couldn't help but lend him 5,000 yuan... Most importantly, I paid for my meal before I left...

8, it was hot, I took my six-year-old son to the park to cool off, met my girlfriend. She saw my son and praised him, and when his son was happy, his mouth became sweeter, and the aunt cried out shortly. Friends rushed to the sorbet stall to buy sorbets. I haven't seen each other for a long time, how can I let people break the money, so I said: "Don't give it to him, the ice cake is cold, don't ice spoil the child's stomach." But the son said, "Mom, you see, the sorbet is not cold, it is steaming!" ”

9, bored at night with my girlfriend, lying in bed, I said: Daughter-in-law, I will tell you a riddle, you guessed right, I will serve you for a night. Daughter-in-law: Okay. I said only three words: By, A, and Shen. My girlfriend didn't understand, and after thinking about it for half a day, she asked me what I meant? I laughed evilly: You cover the quilt, cover the head can not cover the feet, cover the feet can not cover the head, cover the body, the head and feet can not cover. The girlfriend was stunned, covering her head with a quilt? Sleep can't breathe well! Besides, what about farting in the nest? Speaking of what the girlfriend reacted to, she kicked me out of bed.

10, me: Sometimes it is very painful to read more information on the Internet. Roommate: Stop surfing the Internet. Me: When I was younger, I was hiding in the online world because of the pain of reality, and now I am hiding in reality because of the Internet. Roommate: No, there were fewer people on the Internet back then, and now there are more people on the Internet than there are people in reality, and you naturally flee to the side where the concentration of shabi is low. Me: Hmm.

1 In order to express her love for her boyfriend, a girl specially knitted a very handsome sweater for her boyfriend. The boyfriend was so touched that he couldn't take it off every day. But after a few days, I stopped wearing it. When a friend asked why, he got angry: "She used the rest of the sweater to knit an identical one for her dog, and went out to walk the dog, and everyone said it was a couple's shirt." ”

12, and boyfriend to eat perverted spicy grilled wings, never eaten before. The first challenge, the boyfriend took a bite, slowly put down the chopsticks and slowly lay on the table. I was anxious to ask how it felt? The boyfriend squeezed out a sentence with difficulty: "Say it later, the brain is hot." ”

13, the girl waited under the tree for half an hour before her boyfriend came over, unhappily said: In addition to the alarm clock does not ring, the elevator fails, the road traffic jam and other reasons, can you say any new reasons for being late? The boyfriend smiled and said: You came too early.

14, friends did not buy gifts at Christmas, friends' sons quarreled for gifts before going to bed at night. Friend: Go to bed, fall asleep Santa Claus will come to deliver gifts. Son: Dad, does Santa Claus have ears? Friend: Yes. Son: Do you have eyes too? Friend: Yes. Son: What about the mouth? Friend impatient: Dad has what he has! Son: So does he have a junior like his father?