1, the wife accidentally saw that her husband had a "wife" stored in her mobile phone, but the number was not her. She didn't want a divorce, so she called back to her husband behind her back, hoping to save the period

1, the wife accidentally saw that her husband had a "wife" stored in her mobile phone, but the number was not her. She didn't want a divorce, so she called back to her husband behind her back, hoping to save the relationship. When the phone was connected, the voice of a stout, mature male uncle came, and she cried, feeling that she had been deceived more seriously. But what she doesn't know is that there is another type of person in the world, and their surname is Po.

2. My daughter came back to me today and said: Today is the most confusing day since I went to school. I asked her: Is it because the teacher has left too much homework? Or is the homework left by the teacher too difficult? Daughter: No, all the teachers have run to listen to the lessons, there are not enough teachers, and no other classes have been attended. We and the substitute physical education teacher stared wide-eyed, and it was really uncomfortable to have nothing to do! I went, got cheap and sold well! You, go mop the floor!

3, the daughter-in-law gave birth to a son, the family are very happy, relatives and friends are also with the gift, when I see the gift money of the old Song, I feel a chill in my heart, the neighbor old Song actually gave gifts of 10,000 yuan, this is not normal, the usual friends are 600 yuan, I think it is difficult to have any hidden feelings? I hurriedly asked my daughter-in-law if she knew about this situation, and my daughter-in-law said what should I do? Some time ago you went on a business trip, he borrowed 9400 yuan from me, 600 yuan with gifts, isn't this just right?

4, a woman because of the ugly look of no object, recently talked about an online to meet. After a while, the ugly daughter returned in tears, and her roommate asked her what was wrong? She said: He said, 'I don't deserve you,' and left. The roommate comforted and said: This is nothing, people are very euphemistic, don't be too sad. The ugly girl cried: He said it very directly, these two words broke my heart...

5, crush on a girl in the company, in order to pursue her, I carefully studied her life. Moved to the neighborhood where she lived, then took the bus every morning and met her mother unexpectedly. As soon as her mother got in the car, I shouted, "Auntie, sit here!" A month later, I was already famous on this train, and they all rushed to ask me: "Are you a professional seater?" I also want to book a month..."

6. The brother-in-law won 160 million yuan in the lottery ticket and used this money to open a large company. On that occasion, the brother-in-law organized employees to play in the water park for a day. Halfway through, my brother-in-law went to the bathroom and came out to find the assistant lady wearing a swimming goggle! Sneaking up behind a strange man, he kicked the man into the pool. The brother-in-law was happy at that time, and went to the female assistant and asked, "Why, have you met an acquaintance?" The female assistant took off the swimming goggles full of water mist, looked at her brother-in-law in surprise, and said, "Why are you still here?" Who is that who fell into the water? ”

7. Junior high school a winter vacation in my grandmother's house, at that time especially like football, often get up in the middle of the night to watch foreign football games. One night, grandma let me sleep, I said no, and there were two hours before the spread of football began. Grandma said: Go to sleep, this cold winter moon, who still goes to play football in the middle of the night! Explaining for half a day did not let Grandma figure out what exactly is "jet lag"...?

8. When I came home, I saw my wife sitting on the couch, looking like I didn't pay attention to me. I walked over and said, "Honey, what happened?" The wife said: I am in a bad mood, don't bother me. I was afraid of hitting the fish pond and walked away, planning to wait for it. The wife said angrily: I am in a bad mood, you actually don't come to coax me, are you not loving me, is there someone outside. When he's done, he's going to come up and beat me. I hurriedly dodged and said: Are you still really fighting, playing a family? I don't play anymore.

9. The brother-in-law bought Dale and planted 15.6 million yuan, and the result was that the fried bones were all lost. Because he was accustomed to the life of a rich man, he decided to marry a widow with assets of more than ten million. On the day of the wedding, the mother-in-law was in a mood of excitement, and the prepared car ceremony could not be found. There was no way, the mother-in-law had to re-wrap the big red packet, which avoided embarrassment. Later, I learned that the gift money for getting off the car was taken by my sister-in-law. Everyone was very curious and asked: Xiao Bao, why did you take so much money? The sister-in-law said angrily: In order to marry my sister-in-law, our family has borrowed money, even the money I have given to her to go to school, she is not worth the money at all, I want to keep the money to go to school!

10. Remember that it was a rainy night, and I took a taxi home. After getting out of the taxi, I suddenly found that the mobile phone had dropped out of the car, and chased it for a long time in the rain and shouted: "Master wait, master wait!" "Finally the master stopped, but then I found the mobile phone in my hand. So I took the opportunity to move and said to the master, "The road is slippery on a rainy day, you should slow down." ”

11 Great love is almost always predestined from the first side. The first sentence jia Baoyu said when she first saw Lin Daiyu was "This sister is something I have seen before"; the first sentence that Bai Niangzi said when she first saw Xu Xian was "Gongzi is very much like an old acquaintance of mine"; the first sentence that Qiu Xiang said when she first saw Tang Bohu was "We seem to have seen it somewhere, right?" You look good"; the first thing my daughter-in-law said when she first saw me was", "Is there a toilet near big brother?"

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