1, take a good bath with my wife at night, ready to go to bed together, this time it is already more than 10 o'clock in the middle of the night, my wife quietly said to me. Husband, such a wonderful night, we should do it

1, take a good bath with my wife at night, ready to go to bed together, this time it is already more than 10 o'clock in the middle of the night, my wife quietly said to me. Husband, such a beautiful night, we should do something! So I asked her, what should we do? The wife touched her stomach, smiled and said, I think we should go to a barbecue. My eyes lit up, and I said in approval, OK, I want to eat a roast pig intestine, my wife angrily patted my head and said, pig intestine stinks to death, not delicious at all, I want to eat pig brain.?

2, today the company held a party, is the kind that can bring the other half. At this time, the colleague suddenly said: "Can I take someone else's husband with me?" At that time, we all looked at her in shock, and thought about it and said, "It can be, but it is better to do less about this kind of thing." The colleague immediately said happily, "Just this time." Then he took out his mobile phone and called: "Dad, my mother is not at home today, you don't have to cook your own food, there is a dinner in the company, you come together..."

3. My family is in a small village in a remote mountainous area. I went to town for a haircut on the weekend and met me when I got a small haircut when I went out. Fa Xiao asked me: Why go? I said: I'm going to cut my hair. Hair small: Barbershop cuts still cost money, go to my scissors, I also just learned to cut hair, give a show. I don't know who to learn to cut the hair with, one by one. This is shaving the head, it is clearly the shaving...

4, today Ah Wan off work, the wife pulled Ah Wan together to the mall to buy clothes, after a few hours, the wife found that Ah Wan was missing, and hurriedly called Ah Wan's mobile phone. The wife was furious: "Where did you go!" Ah Wei said, "Do you remember that bag shop?" It's the one you saw with a bag you like. But I didn't have enough money at that time, so I said it would one day belong to you. Do you remember? The wife's tears swirled in her eyes and she choked, "I remember!" Ah Wei smiled: "Just remember, I'm in the bar next door." ”

5. My wife and I are both from Shandong. My wife liked blonde children, and then my wife got pregnant, and my wife said to me that prenatal education is very important and can affect the child's life! So during the pregnancy, my wife watched European and American movies and TV series every day! Finally gave birth to a son after eight months, looking at the son's blonde appearance, I finally believed my wife's words, prenatal education is really important!

6, the sister-in-law looks very beautiful, with her appearance to earn more than 2 million. She used the money to buy a villa and lived alone in the villa. That time the sister-in-law was watching TV on a rainy day, and a lightning bolt came and the TV set broke. The sister-in-law called the TV seller: "How much is your 32-inch TV?" Customer service: "5666." Sister-in-law: "What about the 42-inch one?" Customer service: "8999." Sister-in-law: "What about Haier's?" Customer service: "Sorry, we are here in Hisense monopoly!" ”

7, a brother and the girl for the first date, standing on the bus encountered a bumpy section, accidentally put a fart, the girl smelled and looked at him, he said in a hurry: "My mobile phone rings, have a personality, right? The girl smiled awkwardly. After a while the girl covered her nose and said, "Look at whether your phone is mushy..."

8. When studying at a vocational school in northwest China, his emotional life was chaotic, and he accidentally became pregnant with the flesh and bones of a male teacher. The male teacher took me to the hospital for the sake of fame and then broke up with me. I was very sad at the time, but fortunately the squad leader comforted me every day and took care of me. For a long time, I liked the handsome squad leader, but we didn't break that relationship. By the time I got to my senior year, I had to grab hold of the tail of love as graduation approached. It is said that whoever confesses first becomes the weaker party, and I am not willing to lose the initiative of love. After thinking about it for a long time, I confessed to the class leader: Are you willing to be my spare tire?

9. When I was in college, I had a roommate and his girlfriend who didn't get into the same college and had to start a long-distance relationship. Because of the distance, the two have not seen each other for nearly two months. Later, the goods took a fancy to a girl at school, so they planned to break up with his girlfriend. He sent a text message and said, "Let's break up." Then his girlfriend replied: I'm sorry... Which one are you?

10, recently the wife has a bad memory, and she has lost everything. At night, when I went to bed, my wife kept asking me if the gas tank valve was tightened. I looked at it, turned it off, and then came back and asked me to go again after a while, I didn't look at it, I went straight to the toilet. Coming back and asking me to go again, I smoked a cigarette straight outside. When I came back, my wife asked me: Is it closed? I said: Off? Wife: Fart, just now I deliberately turned on the gas stove!

11, the second lady has not been in love for twenty-six, this holiday home, and was nagged by her mother. She said to the second lady: You are not small, it is time to find a boyfriend, but don't look for too far, find a diligent and honest person... The second brother interjected next to him: Isn't there a stupid self next door, close, honest and diligent, and not afraid of people robbing in the future, how safe to feel! The second lady's mother slapped him and scolded: "I haven't said anything about you, you get me out to find my daughter-in-law, don't come in the house if you can't find it!"

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