1, last night finally lived with my girlfriend, the next day I woke up I hugged her carefully for half a day, asked her how to remove makeup how it is different from usual? My girlfriend shyly threw herself into my arms and told me,

1, last night finally lived with my girlfriend, the next day I woke up I hugged her carefully for half a day, asked her how to remove makeup how it is different from usual? My girlfriend shyly threw herself into my arms and told me that you have eaten instant noodles for so many years, don't you know that the packaging pattern is only for reference?

2, "Dude, it's almost exam again, and I'm dying of grief." "Tell you a secret, and you won't be worried." "What's the secret? Say it. "You can change the name as soon as you change it." "What do you mean?" "My Chinese name is Guo'er, the English name is pass, the Japanese name is not hung kozi, the Korean name is smecta, the Indian name is Guo'er Asan, and the Russian name is Trovsky"

3, the crescent moon is like a hook, Gongsun Ce is lonely and sleepless, and he sighed and said: "Hey! If only there were throw pillows on the bed, I could sleep a little more peacefully! This sentence happened to be heard by Lord Bao, who was crouching outside the window, and could not hold back any longer, pushed open the door and walked in. How important it is to popularize Mandarin.

4, yesterday it rained, Grandpa wore newly bought shoes to come out to buy things. I asked: Grandpa, how do you come out in new shoes on a rainy day? Grandpa said: Come out and wash. Suddenly speechless...

5, in the downstairs restaurant to eat a meal 207 yuan, the boss: "207 yuan, count you 200 good." Me: "If 210 blocks counts as 200?" Boss: "That counts." Me: "Waiter, trouble with another bottle of Sprite... ”