Today is the weekend, accompanying my wife to do my hair, and I also trimmed my own hair. In the face of the young barber brother, I took the initiative to attack: How old are you this year? How long has it been in this business?

Today is the weekend, accompanying my wife to do my hair, and I also trimmed my own hair. In the face of the young barber brother, I took the initiative to attack: How old are you this year? How long has it been in this business? Are you married now? How much do you make a month now? Is the rent here expensive for a year? Where is my hometown? Has business been good lately? Before leaving, looking at the little brother's confused eyes, I felt as if I had won a big battle!

2, sewage treatment plant, ultrafiltration of this honeycomb hole, the length of about 4 meters, the diameter of this hole in 05 cm, the inside is similar to the sludge blocked, do you know what way to dredge? Now it is used with hose belt water dredging, too slow. And can not be dredged with wire, will be the honeycomb inside the membrane to be broken... Friends, help think of a way.

3, the cousin is a high-talented student of Nankai University, so far single, which can make the aunt anxious. So my aunt called at night to say that my cousin didn't have a girlfriend yet, and I was worried about her. My mother gave an idea and said, "Now girls like pets, you let him buy a dog to raise, often go to the bend, maybe one day he can take home a daughter-in-law." "My aunt thought it was right, and she also liked dogs, so she had to let my cousin buy a dog!" My cousin bought the dog back, and my aunt came to my house and said, "That Tibetan mastiff is too scary!" ”

4, lying in bed playing a game today, suddenly came in a text message, our school flower hair said: "I like you for a long time, can you be my boyfriend?" I replied to her decisively: "Now we must study hard, try to do a good job in our studies, and we can't keep thinking about this." It took a long time for her to send another message: "Well, you didn't say it to me." I played the game for a while, and my brother opened the door and came in: "Brother, how are you?" Can I give my phone back? ”

5. The female supervisor invited me to her house for the weekend. My brother once went to her house, and because he was too nervous, he fell to the ground a vase she had placed on the table. I apologetically said to the female supervisor, "I'm really sorry that such a good vase has been broken for you!" The female supervisor said angrily: "No, let your boyfriend lose!" I had to nod my head in agreement: "Well, the key moment can tell if the boyfriend is loyal." "So, I called my boyfriend, and as soon as I dialed it, I heard a bell coming out of the big closet next to me, and the air suddenly became quiet...

6, accompany the section chief to meet the customer, passing a provincial highway toll station, do not accept any scan code transfer, only accept cash, talk to her good words, the theory for half a day, useless, hot, extremely angry to shake a throat: "Now people go out, and which stupid X with wallet!" Just after saying that, I saw from the rearview mirror in the car that the section chief had taken out half of his wallet from the suit pocket, obviously shaking, and slowly stuffed it back!

7, a few days ago a dick brother told us that he made a girlfriend, but no one believed it! Today he flaunted in front of us again: "My girlfriend cooks a special meal!" We sighed: "Now the technology has been so developed? ”

8, a handsome guy in the dormitory just learned to play the violin, the sound is like using nails to scrape at the bottom of the pot. One afternoon he was playing the violin, and suddenly the door was pushed open, and the aunt who checked the safety and hygiene came in and said solemnly: "Who is brushing the pot, the dormitory is not allowed to use rice cookers, don't you know?!" ”

9, students accompany Xiaoming to the bank to withdraw money, to queue, waiting for half a day has not yet arrived at the two. Classmates' mobile phones are also out of power, so they borrow Xiaoming's mobile phones to play steal energy. Xiaoming waited impatiently for half a day and said, "Don't toss here, let's go outside and steal, don't steal here." As a result, the whole hall looked at it and wrapped themselves tightly, and then Xiaoming and his classmates were stopped by the security guards.

10, the sister-in-law was secretly photographed, the man threatened the sister-in-law to marry him, the sister-in-law could not agree. Once my sister-in-law came home from a business trip, holding a Lipstick of Saint Laurent in her hand, and asked her brother-in-law, "Who did I find on the couch?" The brother-in-law was confused, thought about it, and then said: "Yesterday I invited a few colleagues to come to the house for dinner, and after eating, a female colleague took lipstick from her bag to wipe it, and then forgot to take it away." The sister-in-law smiled: "It's quite fast to make up stories, I bought this lipstick new." ”

1 A week ago, my daughter-in-law was arranged by the company to go on a business trip! I lived a free life for a week, and this morning my daughter-in-law called: "Where are you?" I replied, "I'm at home, where else can I be?" The daughter-in-law said, "Really?" So you tell me how many onions are in the fridge? Fortunately, I got up late today and hadn't gone out yet, so I opened the refrigerator and said, "Two." "What about eggplant?" "Two too!" "What about green peppers?" "Four." "That line, you fry a three fresh, I will be home immediately!"

12 A man who drinks milk dies and goes to heaven. The man of heaven asked, "Boy, how did you die so young?" The young man replied, "I drank milk and died." The man of heaven asked, "Why is milk so uneasy now?" Boy, what brand of milk do you drink? The young man replied, "No, I don't know how the cow suddenly sat down when I drank the milk." ”

13. The criminal gives a generous bribe to his defense lawyer. In court, the offender was acquitted due to the excellent defense of the lawyer. The lawyer took the criminal to the court door and asked him, "Now you have been released." Can you tell me the truth? Did you kill that person? "Mr. Lawyer, I thank you very much!" When I hear your defense of me in court, I am convinced that I am innocent. ”

14. Fa Xiao fought in school and was expelled from school. His parents had no choice but to find him a new school. According to the requirements of the new school, transfer students must fill out the "Transfer Self-Assessment Form". In the "Have you ever been punished for cheating on the exam" column, you fill in a small word "no". The following column reads "Explain why," and he reads, "Never lost your hand!" ”