Found a flight attendant girlfriend, the future mother-in-law to ask for 280,000 yuan dowry money. In order to save enough money, I worked in the field all year. New Year's Time Came Home, Home Clean, Me

Found a flight attendant girlfriend, the future mother-in-law to ask for 280,000 yuan dowry money. In order to save enough money, I worked in the field all year. I went home for the New Year, cleaned the house, and I was responsible for cleaning the ceiling fans. I stood on the ladder, and my mother said worriedly: Be careful, don't get on the electricity. As soon as the words stopped, I kept shivering and screaming in my mouth. The old mother was frightened at that time, and immediately grabbed the ladder and pumped it hard. When I woke up, my mother shouted: Son, how are you? I was relieved: it was okay to have electricity, it was okay to fall, it was your ladder that took down, I almost ran out of gas

2. A university Chinese department is on "speaking and interpreting words", and today we are discussing the word "male". The professor asked everyone a question: "Why is the male 'above' a field character?" "Because men are in charge of farming!" Ah Hui replied. "It was good." The professor nodded and continued to ask, "Then why is there a force word underneath?" Ah Fang, you come to answer and see. Ah Fang thought for a while, and then stuttered and said, "Can a man still be called a man without the strength underneath?" ”

3, heard that the group is going to come to check, the company is nervous, the manager said that we must be respectful to the people who come above. The person who came was a little girl in her early 20s, I was more handsome, so I was in charge of the reception, and when I met, I was nervous and said: "Aunt, good!" The little girl was stunned for a moment and said, "Good time!" "Just because of this simple conversation, later we fell in love, and when we took it home to meet our parents, the two adults originally knew each other, and there were distant relatives, on the basis of generations, she was indeed my aunt." On the day of the breakup, she said: "Don't be sad, I always felt that I should be good with Guo Xiang..." Hey, this woman is really ruthless!

4, would rather be like a child, refuse to see too many things, listen to too much is not, simply a lifetime. Happy can laugh unscrupulously, sad can cry hysterically, do not know the taste of sorrow, do not bear blame, will not be heartbroken for others, do not know the pain of the world

5, the goddess who has been admired for a long time in the hotel to drink too much, ran outside to the tree to vomit but how can not spit out, she leaned down just wanted to reach out to the mouth, was just passing by here I stopped in time, blamed her: "How can you use this way to induce vomiting?" How unhygienic! You better look at me. ”

6, from the taunt of the bully! When the landlord went to the third year of high school, there was a bully in the second year of high school! Once, on an exam, he scored 150 out of 150 in math, and he took the exam with 147! The point is not on these 147 points, the point is that he did the first multiple choice question wrong, was deducted 3 points, 4 options, fucking he chose an E!

7, in this life, with whom to live, how to live, how long, some people because of love, some people because of material, some people because of appearance, some people because of the future, some people because of pressure. And when this day really has to be spent with the person you choose, you understand that if you have enough money to spend, your appearance is not scary. In fact, the standard of true happiness, no need for a simple reason, as long as the smile is more than the tears, you are looking for the right person.

8, the girlfriend recently in a bad mood, asked her why, she said that a new acquaintance of a boy, before a variety of chats, recently did not pay attention to her. I thought about it and blurted out: he was casting a large net, then selectively fishing, and finally you were released!

9, wife: "Husband, you like me now, or just met me at that time." Me: "You now." Wife: "Then why did you chase me at that time?" Me: "Hunger does not choose food." "After that... Needless to say, it was quite cold outside, freezing to death.

10. At night, the young boy sent the beautiful girl home, and when he encountered a fork in the road, the boy said: "Although the road is brightly lit!" But there is no one, I am afraid that there will be deception; the path is dark and narrow! There are many dangers and no choice. The girl smacked the back of the boy's head and said, "Speak human!" Boy: "Let's go open the house!" ”

1 At the beginning of this week, it rained a lot in Beijing, the temperature dropped a little, and suddenly found that tomorrow will be autumn! Take advantage of the cool, go to the open bar for a drink, super comfortable ~ rainy summer evening, I choose a thick blue knitted collar T-shirt + white loose pants, and then tie a tonal neck scarf, to bring some difference to the regular combination of short tops + high-waisted pants, to create an effortless sense of fashion. This set can also be used as a refreshing blue and white match although the material is slightly thicker, so that the eyes are like eating ice cream, go out!

12. A special rich old man died, because the old man did many good deeds before his death, so the Jade Emperor let him become an official in the heavenly court. The Jade Emperor said to him, "When you come to the Heavenly Garden, you can choose to bring a box of things with you to the Heavenly Garden!" The old man hoped that he could still be rich in the family, so he chose to bring a box of gold bars! When the old man arrived at the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor asked him, "What are you carrying in your box?" The old man opened the box and showed it to him. The Jade Emperor took a look at it and smiled: "Hahaha, how can you bring a big box of gold bars for our floor tiles?" ”

13, the first year of the first semester exam, the test of English, sitting in front of a girl, very beautiful, writing the paper is very serious, I can't write, just ask her to give ** a bit, she actually copied for me, and finally copied all the multiple choice questions, afraid that the teacher found that we both cheated, I casually changed a few multiple choice questions, and finally the results came out, she counted first, I counted second to the bottom.

14) Choice is really more important than effort. Maxima is often present, but Bole is not. Some people follow the right boss and choose the right direction of work, and without your efforts, they have achieved more cattle results than you. So be sure to polish your eyes when choosing who to talk to.