The lady boss was at home having a private meeting with her lover, and unfortunately the boss was returning, and she hid her lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss started doing the right thing with his wife, small

The lady boss was at home having a private meeting with her lover, and unfortunately the boss was returning, and she hid her lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss began to do the right thing with his wife, and the little white face couldn't help but smile. Where is the voice that the boss asked? Isn't it a thief! The boss pulled the lover out of the closet, the wife slapped a few mouths fiercely, did you steal something? Steal a sneaky laugh. They let the thief out of the house after educating them, and advised the boys to quickly change into special locks to prevent lock-opening experts and guard against the "thieves" from unlocking

2. After the buddy resigned, he opened a barbecue restaurant, and on this day he saw a middle-aged man next to him leading a little girl to dinner. The man squeezed the large slice of meat into the little girl's bowl. While pinching, he said, "Come, girl, eat hard, eat more meat." "Dude sighed, what a touching father-daughter relationship! Then I heard: "Eat hard, eat fat, no one will chase you, you can study with peace of mind!" ”

3. The manager and the rich second generation opened the Maybach to go to the creditor's house to ask for an account, and the creditor is really a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. The creditor said arrogantly: "There is no money, or it is owed, you sue me!" Fu Er Dai said, "Sue you in court?" I don't have that much time. The manager of the second generation of the rich said domineeringly, picked up the root carving on the table, and smashed it his head, and the blood direct root carving was torn apart. The rich second generation picked up the creditor and asked, "Is there money?" Spoil the goods! The creditor said, "Originally, the eagle was worth 1,000,000." The manager exclaimed, "Something's on the stall." ”

4. Lei Lei: "Teacher, don't you want me to get out again?" Teacher: "Well, I'll give you the debut question, as long as you answer it, I won't kick you out no matter how naughty you are in class in the future!" Lei Lei: "Okay. Teacher: "How much does eighty-eight plus seventy-two plus thirty-six plus sixty-five minus ninety-nine equal?" Lei Lei was stunned for a moment: "Teacher, can you say it again?" Teacher: "Get out!" ”

5. Taking advantage of my father's absence, I secretly played with my father's mobile phone and changed my note to little lover. In the evening, I talked to my father and asked him to invite me to a big dinner. While I was eating, my mother came with my two uncles. As soon as they saw that it was me sitting on the side, my mother immediately laughed haha: You don't call me when you eat, so I rushed to come, and I brought your uncle to protect me when it was not safe at night!

6. My uncle bought a Lamborghini, and he played a loud song in the car all day long, afraid that others would not know that he had a car, and one day he was going to take my aunt to buy vegetables, and the aunt sitting on the co-driver shouted: "Shake up!" Only to see my uncle shake his head and shake his head, his head Guakakaka flicked, my aunt slapped my uncle in the face: "You are a fool, the soil outside is big, all blow in your mouth, let you shake the window, you are good, shake like a silly monkey!" "I'm going to laugh to death!"

7. When the salary was paid, I shouted with my surname, "16800 wages have finally been paid." The colleague next to him asked doubtfully: "Strange, why do I only have 16,000!" "The company we both went to together on the 5th of last month, I was 28 days, 16800, yes. I said, "How come you're only 27 days old, get it wrong, look for it!" "I dragged my colleague to the boss's office and said that my colleague's salary was one day less. The ending was perfect, and I gave the finance department 800 yuan back.

8. My sister is very beautiful and in good shape, and she studies very well, studying in the library until late at night. Once I was very puzzled and asked her: "You get up early every day and memorize the words to do the test paper, for what?" She said, "To get toEFL IELTS and then go to the U.S." Me: "Now that the competition for the exam is so fierce, why don't you find a foreigner to marry and get a green card directly?" My sister raised her head and looked at me seriously and said, "There are countless women in China who think the same thing, don't you think that the road you are talking about is more competitive?" ”

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