1, a woman in Guangxi Railway Station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually cost 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the police found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 10

1, a woman in Guangxi Railway Station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being deceived by pyramid schemes.

2. Chatting with a female colleague in the evening, she suddenly asked: "Brother, are you drinking?" I asked her, "You smell it all!" The female colleague laughed softly and said, "Can you let go of my hand, you are bold, without my consent, you dare to hold my hand?" It's not about drinking! I smiled and let go of my hand. As a result, the female colleague said: "Brother, it seems that you don't drink much, a big man, I let you let go and you let go?" That's the guts! "Women are so unreasonable, I don't know what to do, fortunately I am a quick-witted person, I only hold her one hand." 」 The female colleague snorted and said, "Do you like me?" Want me to be your girlfriend? "I was so scared to let go, the wine was awake, just pull a hand, can you still blackmail me?" I don't want a girlfriend, I heard that with a girlfriend salary has to be paid, only thirty-three dollars a day of pocket money, can not talk to the opposite sex, can not be casually naughty with the opposite sex, think about it feel terrible. So I refused.

3, a woman in the train station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being rumored?? Pin Group?? Weaving cheated.

4, the cousin's family has a large tank of fish, the tank is rich in water and grass, there are many fish, it is good to look at. I like it every time I go to see it, I gladly also raised a small tank, but I can't always feed it, and when I can't figure it out, I look for my cousin to find a way, and my cousin looks at me deeply and says: "Be sure to change the water often!" Listening to this, I wondered even more, I often change the water, why not, just want to ask again, the cousin looked up at the melancholy and said: "The most important thing is to change the fish frequently!" "I suddenly realized!

5. When I was preparing to go to bed in the middle of the night yesterday, my crush's male colleague suddenly sent me a red envelope. I opened it to see the 1314 red envelope and I thought I must have liked mine. Sure enough, he sent a voice saying: I love you! I was so excited I couldn't sleep. Confused in the morning, I received 10 missed calls from him and I called back. He said: I'm sorry, I was drunk last night and thought you were her, can you give me back the red packet?

6. Today, my sister-in-law and boyfriend went to eat barbecue together, and I ate it with my mouth full of oil. At this time, a street skater with a mosquito body, still holding a box of huazi in his hand, walked over slowly. Then he didn't say a word, directly picked up the squid and lamb skewers on the table and turned his head and left, and the sister-in-law looked stunned. However, the boyfriend did not say anything but ate him, and did not tell the sister-in-law that he was his brother until he left. The sister-in-law rolled her eyes: Is it really so difficult for your brothers and sisters to say a word?

7, more than one o'clock in the morning, the husband tossed and turned. I asked with concern: Can't you sleep? The husband said with a sad face: I borrowed the neighbor's old Zhang's money, which is due tomorrow, and I can't pay it back! I listened, went to the window and called: Old Zhang, my husband has no money to pay you back tomorrow. Then say to your husband: You can sleep with peace of mind, now it is the turn of Lao Zhang to sleep!

8. When I was a child, my parents worked not far from my home. In their memory, they occasionally had to work the night shift and only came back in the middle of the night. At about nine o'clock in the evening, my mother came into the room and wiped my head and said, "Take care of your sister." "Then I went out with my dad. That night my sister couldn't sleep, crying that her parents were too hard for us and wanted to bring them tea....In the cold spring night, two little girls walked hand in hand on the road, and my sister was carrying a school bag with two thermos cups in it. Walking along, we both saw my parents eating hot pot at a roadside stall...?

9, overtime for a day without eating, the stomach is really hungry. Later, I ordered takeaway and added a note: "There is a reward for early delivery!" The map shows that 8 kilometers did not expect to arrive in 10 minutes of takeaway, takeaway brother: "Handsome man, what is the reward?" Me: "Rest assured, I'll definitely give you five-star reviews in a moment!" "After closing the door, the takeaway brother called me to let me pay for the train, and I learned that he had come over with Didi."

10, I gave way to my aunt who was pregnant with a baby on the bus, and I was robbed by a bear child. I said, "Little friend, give the seat to that aunt to sit up quickly." The mother of the bear child said: What is wrong with the child grabbing a seat! That's not your daughter-in-law! I said to the bear child: Little friend, give you five yuan, go and hit your mother hard, hit 100 times before getting off the bus, and give you another 10 yuan! Then this bear child really fights, what kind of parents, what kind of children are!

11. My husband committed suicide by jumping off a building because of depression, leaving a legacy of 600,000 yuan. I used the money to open a milk tea shop and live a carefree life. After a few days, I got along with a handsome waiter in the shop. That time, while he was going to take a shower, I secretly looked through his mobile phone. There was a name in his phone address book that was "29M", and I was furious at the time, it must be the woman he was outside. I took the phone and questioned him, and only then did I know that it was actually his second aunt...?

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