1, mahjong hall playing mahjong, sitting opposite the woman has been looking at me, as if there is something to say, mahjong ended she asked me, are you changed the name, I said changed for more than twenty years, she said: I know you,

1, mahjong hall playing mahjong, sitting opposite the woman has been looking at me, as if there is something to say, mahjong ended she asked me, are you changed the name, I said changed for more than twenty years, she said: I know you, you are my brother classmate, when I was a child often to my house to play, asked her brother what his brother is called, she told me, thought for a while before remembering, it turned out to be a primary school classmate junior high school on the point, more than thirty years have not seen, you still remember me, she said when she was a child, she liked you the most, thinking that I am still the dream lover of others? Follow her and say that every time you come I bring me good food, delicious food...

2. My sister stole my mobile phone and charged 30,000 yuan to the peace elite. I knew I was very angry in the future and beat my sister up hard. After beating her, I was afraid that she would retaliate, so I went back to my bedroom and locked the door to play with my mobile phone. After a while, she knocked on the door. I looked across the door and asked, "What's the matter?" She said, "Open the door, I'll give you something." I was very curious about what it was, so I opened the door and she simply punched me. "

3. My father-in-law is the chairman of a real estate company, and after my wife and sister graduated from college, they went directly to work in the company. But the wife and sister are clumsy and often do the wrong thing. Her father-in-law hated iron for not steel and often called her a pig. That time, my wife and sister finally couldn't stand it anymore and said to my father-in-law: Dad, can you please stop cursing people's pigs every time, it hurts people very much. The father-in-law nodded and said, "Okay, Page."

4. I looked at the beautiful woman wearing Lolita on the other side and asked curiously: Your skirt has so many layers, isn't it hot? The beauty looked at me whitely and said mockingly: Don't talk if you don't understand, I'm not hot! The beauty seemed to feel offended, and the words rushed into this way. I quickly apologized and said: I'm sorry, I just wanted to find a topic to chat about while we were in the sauna together.

5. After watching the finale of "Naruto", my husband watched the news. There was a girl who accidentally got stuck in the sewers because her legs were too thin. The husband immediately said: Daughter-in-law, I found that you are still safer. I glared at him and asked, "What do you mean by that?" Husband: It is still good that your legs are so thick, not to mention the sewers, it is estimated that even the iron railing is not called a thing!

6. I bought a Huawei P40pro phone and got a card. Charge the phone bill, because the card is just done not long ago, the number is misremembered, 500 yuan charged into someone else's mobile phone. I thought I couldn't just leave it at that, so I sent a text message to the number: "No thanks, I have money and willfulness!" After about 2 hours, 10010 sent a message: "Recharge successfully 1000 yuan!" Then a strange number came a text message: "I'm not short of money, go help others!" ”

7, 70s, there is an elder practicing iron sand palm, after the kung fu is completed, you can palm five bricks, volley broken bricks, the mighty wind is incredible. By the 1980s, only three bricks could be broken. By the 90s, brick by brick could only be broken. He said that he always thought that his skills had regressed, and later he learned that the formula for burning bricks had been changed...

8. After working as a courier in SF for two months, he bought a bird electric car with his saved salary, and then gave the old one to his father-in-law. As a result, my father-in-law rode out to buy vegetables today, and the tram rutted off one, and my father-in-law fell into a half-body failure. During the hospitalization, his mother-in-law greeted him carefully every day. She personally fed her father-in-law food and often comforted him. A year passed, and my father-in-law couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "Why don't you give up on me?" Is it because you love me? "Fool, I'm your wife, do you need a reason to take care of you?" The mother-in-law said while rubbing the sign of the flying goddess of the father-in-law.

9. My aunt introduced me to a girl who had to let me meet her. After arriving at the agreed place, the girl was always very warm to me, and the two of us chatted well the whole time. Just like that, when we were engaged, I asked my wife: Why did you want to be with me in the first place? The wife said: Although you look very ugly, but dare to come to the blind date to show that there must be a family foundation to have confidence. I admired and said: You are really accurate, the day before the meeting, I bought a color drift and just planted 50 million.

10. Today, the night shift is quite early, so I will go to the supermarket to buy shopping. Bought some canned meat to go home and stew cabbage to eat, and actually met the buddies of the same line. After a few conversations, he invited me to sit at his house. When he came to his house, his girlfriend saw me carrying something, and said: What are you bringing with you when you come here? Pick up the can and go to the kitchen! I cleverly shouted at her back: Sister-in-law, don't be busy, don't get so many dishes, just get two, I can't drink much wine! Sister-in-law: Okay, then I won't be busy, there is no wine at home, you can go back when you sit down. I......?? On weekends, I'm home off on vacation.?

11, in the company to write the last program, it is already 12 o'clock at night, back home, I saw my son alone at home sleeping sweetly, but the wife did not see anyone. I was about to call and ask, and my wife happened to call. She cried and said, "Husband, the baby is lost, I pushed the child out for a walk, just saw the baby car in the child is gone, whining." I quickly comforted her: "Wife, don't cry, the child is asleep at home, you may have forgotten to put him in the baby car." ”

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