Lao Wang went to see the teeth. The doctor said, "Lao Wang, you have a big hole in your teeth, a big hole!" Lao Wang was not happy: "If there is a hole, there is a hole, you can't make it up, you have to say it 2 times!"

Lao Wang went to see the teeth. The doctor said, "Lao Wang, you have a big hole in your teeth, a big hole!" Lao Wang was not happy: "If there is a hole, there is a hole, you can't make it up, you have to say it 2 times!" The doctor said, "I only said it once, just now Nyima is echoing!"

2. A patient calls the doctor to make an appointment for the date of the doctor. The doctor replied, "I'm sorry, sir!" Can't be arranged for nearly a week. The patient said anxiously, "I may be dead in a week!" The doctor said, "It's okay, then ask your wife to call and I can cancel the appointment." ”

3, a woman recently always nausea and want to vomit, suspect that she is pregnant to go to the hospital for examination, when the physical examination report is handed to the doctor, the woman is nervous. Doctor: "How old are you?" Woman: "22! Doctor: "Are you married?" Woman: "No! Doctor: "Do you have a boyfriend?" Woman: "No! If you have anything to say, just say it, I can hold it! Doctor: "Then I'll just say, will we have a meal together in the evening?"

4, the father is very stingy, yesterday accompanied the boy to the tooth removal, the dentist said, eight thousand porcelain, ordinary two thousand, cottage five hundred, the father did not hesitate to give the boy five hundred pieces of cottage dentures, the dentist to the boy after the anesthesia is about to be dental, heard the father interrupt him: Doctor, you will wait, I want to choose another tooth for the son! The boy was touched and thought, or his father hurt him, just at this time, only to hear the father say: Doctor, you will wait, the other day the child his grandfather just lost a tooth, I went home to find it! The boy sighed: Am I biological or not?

5. Miss Nurse ran over to the outpatient doctor and asked, "Can you replace this patient's injection with oral medicine?" Doctor: "What's wrong?" Miss Nurse: "I don't know how to fight for him." The doctor got angry and said, "If you don't know, just get out of the way, I'll come." Miss Nurse brought the sick snail to the doctor, and the doctor looked at it and was dumbfounded.

6, this morning colleague is not very comfortable, at noon I accompanied her to the hospital for examination. Colleague: "Doctor, I feel top-heavy, what is the situation?" Doctor: "Don't worry, I'll take a look." The doctor looked at it: "It's okay, the problem is not big, it's all a beautiful trouble." Colleague: "Pretty will still get sick?" So how to cure it? Doctor: "If you go back and wear two more pairs of autumn pants, and the foundation on your face is a little thinner, you won't be top-heavy." ”

7, doctor, we have been together for three years without pregnancy, parents are still waiting to hold their grandchildren! Doctor: "I can't do anything about your situation" "Please, doctor, you can help us." Doctor: "Now there is only one way, you have to find a girlfriend." You two really can't have children together!

8. Doctor: "Have you been eating randomly lately?" Patient: "No." Usually, my children eat the rest, my husband eats the rest, and my parents eat the rest. Doctor: "I suggest you better raise a pig." Patient: "What, I have to eat the rest of the pig?" ”

9, the university that we physical education students training, my table mate suddenly fainted, and then was carried to the infirmary by several classmates. When the table mate woke up, a few of our classmates pretended to be sad and told him. He said: "The doctor said that you are running out of time, and there are some last words you told us. After saying that, he was still crying, and he lay on the hospital bed at the same table, and he was suddenly confused. After being stunned for half a day, he said silently: "Call my father's personal doctor, I don't think I can die." ”

10. One day, an intern doctor and an old doctor inspected the room, and suddenly the intern doctor felt very confused, so he asked the old doctor: Senior, why do you want to clip a thermometer on your ear? The old doctor touched his ear and said with fear: It's over! I must have stuck my pen in the patient's anus...

1 I want to lose weight, consult a doctor. The doctor said, "You have a boiled egg in the morning, a steamed bun at noon, and half a steamed bun in the evening." I asked the doctor, "Do you eat before or after meals?" The doctor said, "You can go..."】

12, the middle-aged man with his son into the doctor's office, the doctor let the middle-aged man sit down the doctor: "the face is black, the liver is not good, you should check the liver function!" Middle-aged man: "Doctor, I..." Doctor: "Don't talk, you have bad breath, I suspect, there are problems with the digestive system, do a gastroscope!" Middle-aged man: "Pretending to be your sister's divine doctor, Lao Tzu came to see his son"

13, there is a young man who does not want to join the army, pretending to have poor eyes during the physical examination. Doctor: Which side does this E face? Young: What E? Doctor: This one on the eye chart! Young man: What about the pot eye chart? Doctor: This one on the wall. Young man: Which wall? The doctor thought that the young man's vision was really poor. At night the young man was watching a movie in the cinema, and in the darkness he saw the doctor who had checked his vision today come in. He sat right next to the young man. So the young man hurriedly said: Madam, there are so many people on this bus!

14, is on a blind date, girl: "Do you have any outstanding achievements?" Me: "No. Girl: "Then do you have any great skills?" Me: "When I was sixteen years old, I was stuck with a thorn in a fish, and it was useless to drink vinegar and go to the hospital, and finally I couldn't do it, I licked the thorn out with my tongue." Girl: "Bring your hukou booklet?" Go get a permit! "I... Happiness came too suddenly!