Went to the female colleague's home as a guest, there is nothing to take, I brought some specialties over, Feitian Maotai two boxes, Huazi five. The female colleague's parents smiled after receiving the gift, and they were attentive to me.

Went to the female colleague's home as a guest, there is nothing to take, I brought some specialties over, Feitian Maotai two boxes, Huazi five. The female colleague's parents smiled after receiving the gift, and they were attentive to me. After a while, the husband of the female colleague returned from work, carrying a bundle of green onions in his hand, and the parents of the female colleague directly rolled their eyes. During the meal, the female colleague's father asked me: "Boy, is there any object?" I see that you have such good conditions, there should be a lot of girls chasing you! "I subconsciously glanced at my female colleagues, most of them, but she didn't allow me to touch them." The female colleague glared at me and kicked me from under the table, I was angry, kicked back, and kicked her mother. Her mother gave me a blank look and didn't say a word. The husband of the female colleague felt that the atmosphere was not right, and some dull smoking, said: "Dad, you have smoked Chinese?" Have you made a fortune? The female colleague's father was not angry and said: "You are waiting for me to get rich?" You can't honor me a few times!" The female colleague's husband smiled awkwardly. The mother of the female colleague said: "These are all brought by Xiao Qiang, you look at the people Maotai, Huazi. ... When you first came to mention the relatives, you didn't take so much." Hey, my daughter got married early! The face of the female colleague's husband was suddenly wrong, he got up and slammed the door, and the female colleague's mother took the opportunity to say: "Boy, what do you think of my girlfriend?" Her father also said: "True love doesn't care about the second marriage, right?" The female colleague said: "What you said when you were naughty, how to say it now!" I suddenly found that there was no good person in this house, and I got up to say goodbye, and the female colleague snorted, came over and pinched me, and said: "Load, you will install it for me!" Say, marry an old woman or not? "I was afraid that their family of three would beat me, but I was a principled person, and in order not to be punched in the face, I said yes." Then, after tonight, I regret it again, what can they do?

2. Holiday girlfriend to learn a driver's license, practice subject three today. When it was her girlfriend's turn to practice, the coach suddenly said to her: You look so ugly, do you not have a boyfriend? The girlfriend said angrily: Who said, the handsome guy who chased me has a lot of it. The coach said angrily: How do I teach you, I said that no matter what others say, your eyes must look at the road, look at the road...

3. I found that every day at noon, a girl would come to my shop to eat, and then order two set menus, and every time I asked a few people to eat, she always said two people, but then one person ate silently. I thought maybe there had been someone with the girl, but the person was gone. Finally, one day, I wanted to go over and ask the girl's story, but I heard the girl say to herself: "The amount of two servings is so small, not enough to eat!" ＂

4. Feeling a terrible headache this afternoon, I took a leave of absence from the leader and went home to lie down. Half dreaming and half awake, I vaguely heard my husband come home. I thought he would come and ask with concern about wiping his forehead or something. As a result, I heard him slightly unzip my leather bag on the window, open my wallet, gently withdraw the money, close the bag again, close the door of the room, close the door, go out... I think my illness is getting worse again...

5. When I was in college, a tall boy chased me and looked good. On Valentine's Day, he asked me out to play. At the instigation of my roommate, I went with the mentality of trying it out. He was local and said to take me to eat small octopus balls from a shop which was delicious. I went with him. When he got to the place, he bought a copy, took a bite and turned to me and asked, "Don't you buy it?" ”

6. After arriving at the company today, my colleague suddenly asked me: What is your girlfriend? I said with a blank face: I don't have a girlfriend. Colleague: Still trying to lie to me, last night's video call behind you that! I was embarrassed to answer: made of glue. Colleague surprised: What a coincidence! My girlfriend is also Jiaozuo, where is your girlfriend Jiaozuo? I was embarrassed to say: the whole body is made of glue!

7. When I graduated from college, I had a few drinks together in the dormitory. A roommate said to me, "They both have girlfriends, and they haven't forgotten that our group of brothers is reliable!" Now I will ask you, after you taught your girlfriend, will you remember a few of us? I immediately said solemnly, "Do you see me as such a person?" I swear to Heaven I will never forget you; you think I'm wrong to think that way, do you think I can teach my girlfriend? ”

8. My tutor is very strict, so my husband is very afraid of me. Today I followed my husband to a class reunion, one of his classmates began to smoke, when it was sent to the husband, the husband took over and prepared to light, I looked: "What?" bring! As soon as my voice dropped, there was silence all around, I felt something was wrong, and with a stroke of inspiration, I took the lighter in my husband's hand and said, "How did you forget, with me here, you don't need to light a cigarette yourself." ”

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