1. The sister-in-law scored 688 points in the college entrance examination, and the admission score of Tsinghua University was 687 points. At that time, I could spoil my sister-in-law and feel that my luck was too good! She happily sent a friend

1. The sister-in-law scored 688 points in the college entrance examination, and the admission score of Tsinghua University was 687 points. At that time, I could spoil my sister-in-law and feel that my luck was too good! She happily sent a circle of friends: Haha, what luck am I, the admission line is 687 points, I just took the test 688 points! The father-in-law commented in the following seconds: Haha, good coincidence, my daughter also scored 688 points in the college entrance examination! At that time, the sister-in-law was stunned, and replied at the bottom: Dad, do you have any other daughters besides me?

2. The mother-in-law has cancer and needs 1 million! Ask all relatives and friends to borrow money to make up 450,000! Yesterday, the old man walked down the street in a daze and actually picked up a bank card. There is also a sentence written on the back of the glance: "Having money is willful, and the password is 594188!" The old man was ecstatic and hurried to find the nearest bank to withdraw money! The teller asked, "How much to take?" The old man had the courage to say, "50,000!" The teller took out 50,000 and handed it to the old man: "Take 50,000, sir, you still have 950,000 left in your card!" "I went, it turned out that Kari really had money, or a whole 1 million!"

3 Girlfriend met a rich second generation some time ago, and he has been chasing girlfriends. I just can't understand, isn't he just a little richer than me, just driving a Ferrari? Colleagues in the same dormitory comforted me when they saw it, and I didn't want to hear it. He said: It is not worth getting angry with that kind of woman, it is not good for the body, it is bad for the body, you are a poor ghost and have no money to buy medicine!

4. An old man sells meat sandwiches at the entrance of a middle school. The meat sandwich buns he made tasted particularly good, and I often took care of his business. At the beginning of this semester, I found that he had changed to selling scallion oil cakes, so I asked him: "You bought that meat sandwich steamed bun business before, why don't you sell it?" Uncle Cried and said with a sad face: "You may not believe it, but after a summer vacation, I forgot the recipe for meat sandwich steamed buns!" ”

5. It was boring to eat at the night market at night, so I picked up my phone and shook it. Looking at the photo, I actually shook the waiter's sister. I sent a V letter to the waiter's sister to say hello. The little sister immediately returned: Hello! I just happened to be bored and idle! I immediately replied: "Then please, can you quickly serve the dishes we ordered?"

6. When I look in the mirror today, I see that I am beginning to go bald. At breakfast, I proudly said to my wife, "Our family has finally produced a smart person." The wife asked, "Who is it?" I pointed to my head and said, "Look, I'm bald. My wife looked at my head, sighed a long time, and said, "Unfortunately, it is too late to go bald, if I had been bald twenty years earlier, I might have been able to enter Tsinghua University." ”

7. The mother-in-law is more than 30 years old this year, and was formerly a high-achieving student at Normal University. Later, after graduating, my mother-in-law worked as a teacher in a high school. Once, when proctoring the exam, the mother-in-law saw a student holding an ID card and drawing a straight line on the test paper. The mother-in-law asked angrily: "The ruler is not bought, are you without money?" "Then the student, in order to prove that he has money, exchanges his ID card for a bank card!"

8. I and my husband began to fall in love in their freshman year, and they married directly after graduating from their senior year.

When I was in love, he often wrapped my leftover bun fritters, and even the leftovers in the bowl.

As a young and ignorant person, I naively thought that this was love.

Now after marriage

, I finally woke up: such a superb man is really rare in the world, slamming the door to the extreme!

9. I was at work when I suddenly got a phone call: "Guess who I am?" Guess there are gifts! "I guessed everyone I could think of, maybe, but it wasn't right. Later, I became angry and impatiently exploded: "Who the hell are you XXX?" Don't say I hung up the phone! And the man said, "I'm delivering the courier, and you have a package..."

10. In a restaurant, a family celebrates a child who has been single-hired by a vocational college. A young waitress slipped under her feet and accidentally spilled the soup on the clothes of prospective college students, and before she could apologize, they began to count: My son and you are the same age, they have been admitted to college, you can't even serve a plate, you don't show up. The hotel supervisor rushed over to make amends: Sorry, she is Shandong's college entrance examination this year, the tuition is free to earn living expenses, she is still a child, do not meet with her in general. At that time, the family's face was the color of pig's liver! #年度搞笑名场面 #