In the middle of the night, I couldn't sleep and wanted my daughter-in-law to be affectionate and affectionate, and as a result, my daughter-in-law woke up without saying a word about the small fist wheel like a windmill, and gave me a smash, while hitting and scolding: The old woman bought a lot of food, wore, and was about to

In the middle of the night, I couldn't sleep thinking about my daughter-in-law's affection, and as a result, my daughter-in-law woke up without saying a word about the small fist wheel like a windmill, giving me a smash, while beating and scolding: The old woman bought a lot of food, wore, and was about to pay the bill, and TM was woken up by you, you usually always prevented me, even if the old woman had a dream, you TM came to make trouble.

 2+ girlfriend took me home for the first time, I talked to my mother-in-law very well, it was simply to see each other and hate late. Later, my girlfriend called me mom, and my mother-in-law called me my son. When others asked, the mother-in-law always joked: This is my son, who has been studying in other places. Then someone believed it and introduced me to the object. After work today, I mysteriously said to my girlfriend: Baby, today my mother took me to the front building to kiss Aunt Zhang's daughter.

3+ At night, my wife was not at home and I did not cook, and after a while I smelled a burst of braised pork. I followed the aroma to the door, I rang the doorbell, when came out a big brother, he looked puzzled and asked me what I did, I didn't say anything, just smiled and went into their kitchen, opened the lid and said: "It's delicious to watch." Then I asked him about the people's livelihood, who knew that the eldest brother was so grumpy that he almost beat me up.

4 + brother-in-law drove Bentley to RT-Mart to buy beef, and looked at a large piece of the salesman sister to weigh the weight, the salesman sister said: 3 pounds. The brother-in-law said: Too much, half of it. The salesman sister had to cut in half and then weighed, and the rich second generation asked the boss: How much is it? The salesman girl said: 7 pounds. So the brother-in-law said to the salesman's sister: Take another piece of 1.3 pounds. Then the brother-in-law pays and leaves: dare to play with the electronic scale with me! Hum, behind the salesman sister and the next stall conversation: are the neighbors, I 1.75 pounds count her 1.7 pounds she does not want, not 1.25 pounds of that piece as 1.3 pounds to pay me, really good people.

5 + Last night after work, too hungry to buy half a roast duck on the side of the road, sitting in a taxi wearing gloves to eat, eating, the driver master said angrily: "Girl, do you know that eating in the car is an uncivilized behavior?" I bit the roast duck and innocently asked, "How is it uncivilized?" The master said, "It's too hungry." belch......

The brother-in-law who graduated from 6+ college became a line manager in an electronics factory, and his salary rose to 80,000 yuan. He was particularly pleased and came to me with a bottle of Moutai wine. After three rounds of drinking, I said drunkly: My daughter-in-law is beautiful, she is a mother of two children, and walking is like dancing! When my daughter-in-law heard this, she was immediately happy and asked me: Honey, what kind of dance am I dancing? The brother-in-law rushed to answer: This still needs to be asked? At a glance, you can see that it is two hundred and five!

7+ After eating last night, I went to take a shower with my classmates. I stumbled upon a tattoo on his back, the color of which was noble purple, and I didn't know what the tattoo was. I asked, "Old Iron, what's tattooed on your back?" The classmate replied, "This is not a tattoo!" I asked, "So what's the purple blob behind your back?" The classmate replied: "Next time, wait for you to score 0 and let your father see it, and you will also have it." ” 

8 + when I was a child playing hide-and-seek, every time is very easy to be found, decided to come to the fierce, once at night, I hid well, looking for the little partner how not to find, and then all the small partners together to find did not find, and then half a village people looked for me, or did not find, in fact, to the back I did not dare to come out, afraid of being beaten. Finally, my father pulled up his throat outside and promised not to beat me N times, and I crawled out of the hearth of my uncle's house with trepidation, and only the teeth were white, as expected, my father reneged on his promise!