1 This night, I bought some cherries at RT-Mart and took it to my cousin's house as a guest. When they arrived, they found their cousin and brother-in-law chasing the child at home. I couldn't take it anymore and hurried to it

1 This evening, I bought some cherries at RT-Mart and took it to my cousin's house as a guest.

When they arrived, they found their cousin and brother-in-law chasing the child at home.

I couldn't take it anymore, so I hurriedly took the child into my arms and shouted at my cousin and brother-in-law: Why hit the child!

The brother-in-law scolded loudly: "Angry at me, you ask him what he did!"

The little nephew cried and shouted at his brother-in-law: Don't you just prick a few holes in the balloon in your car, as for it!

After listening to my nephew, I naturally joined the front line of my cousin and brother-in-law, and then beat him up fiercely...

2 Cousin looked at the owner's Bentley the other day and went to a newly opened restaurant for dinner. After taking a seat, the cousin found that the little sister of the cashier looked particularly beautiful. The cousin kept watching her, and after a while she and the aunt in the shop argued, and they were about to cry. The cousin saw that this was an opportunity, the time for the hero to save the United States arrived, immediately taught the aunt a harsh lesson, turned around and said to the little sister: Beauty, she just sees that you are too kind and bullying, such a person can not get used to it, directly dismiss her, I will help you. The little sister was immediately angry: You roll, this is my mother.

3 Yesterday the company arranged, and a female colleague on a business trip. We had a busy day, had a supper together in the evening, and when we returned to the hotel to break up, the female colleague smiled and asked me, "Whose song is the glorious years?" I blurted out, "Huang Jiaju icon! The female colleague snorted, turned her head and left! Am I wrong?

4 Dad owed more than 2 million yuan for doing business outside, and sold all the family cars and houses and did not pay off the bills. In order to repay the money, I dropped out of school and went to the Meituan icon to deliver takeaways. After 3 years of wind and rain, I finally paid off all the money. The dude's wife looked at me single and was miserable, so she introduced me to her girlfriend. When I was on a blind date, my parents, her parents all went, the girl looked very quiet, very ladylike, sitting in a particularly dignified posture, waist straight and straight, long hair and waist, really think it is very good. The woman's parent said: You two go out for a walk, how boring it is to sit here. So the landlord went out with the girl. Just out of the door of the tea house, the woman said: I will go! Suffocate the old lady, pretending to be a lady is really tired! Hey, you, is there smoke? Give me one. I almost threw up a mouthful of old blood!

5 Just bought beef jerky online, clicked into a store, I habitually opened a bad review to see, there is a one that almost makes me laugh,

Here's what he said: Alas! This beef jerky is so delicious, my wife fell in love with the taste after eating it, and now she forced me to quit smoking, and all the money saved was bought for her beef jerky.

Decisive bad reviews...

6 I'm a 33-year-old leftover girl who always believed there would be a Prince Charming waiting for me. Today I was walking alone on a remote path when I was suddenly stopped by a man. He said: "A hundred years ago, you threw a hydrangea ball to invite relatives, and then a showman caught the hydrangea ball, and I crossed over to meet you!"

Seeing that he was very handsome, I said shyly, "Which talent are you?" He shook his head and smiled slightly, "No, I'm the hydrangea ball." ”

7 The brother and two female secretaries went on a business trip and chose gifts for their sister-in-law before leaving. Walking into the gold shop, my brother asked the boss: How much is a pound of gold? The owner said: 100! The brother was astonished: Is it so cheap? Get me 100 pounds! Boss: Nice! Twenty million in total. Brother stunned: Why twenty million? 100 pounds, 10,000 pieces is right. Boss: We sell gold according to the number of grams, a gram of 400 yuan, you just asked me how much a pound, I can only tell you truthfully that 100 money is equal to a pound!

8 During this time, the company came to a rich second generation newcomer, who seemed to like me a little. Even though I was married, he didn't care and drove me home every day. After I got home today, I jokingly said to my husband: The rich second generation sends me every night, aren't you worried? Husband: Why not worry? If people don't send you one day, I will have to ride a small electric donkey to pick you up on a cold day!

9 This afternoon, the second generation of the rich drove the Maybach to run Didi, a single reward of two yuan under heavy rain to pick up a pair of lovers! Twenty-four or five-year-old looking, looking very good-looking, a pair of men after getting on the car said: "Master, trouble go to Meiming Square!" The girl slapped the young man's head: "What a master! So rude! Then he turned his head and said to Fu Er Dai, "Uncle! Trouble follow the Didi route to Meiming Square! Thank you! Fu Er Dai had a black line: "I am only 28 this year!" ”

10 I haven't seen her since my ex-girlfriend broke up, and I heard that I went to Lin province to work as a high-speed toll collector. On this day, I drove to Linsheng province on a business trip and met my long-cherished ex-girlfriend at the toll booth. I watched my ex-girlfriend serve the driver of the vehicle in front with a smile: I wish you a safe journey! When I got here, my ex-girlfriend saw that it was me, and Li Li said with a straight face: How can you be a slut! #Funny Scene of the Year#