1. Just entered the company to work, did not expect to cut the arm of a female colleague. In order to calm the people, I gave her 500 yuan. As a result, she did not give up and whispered, "Brother, money."

1. I just entered the company to work, but I didn't expect to cut the arm of a female colleague. In order to calm the people, I gave her 500 yuan. As a result, she did not give up and whispered, "Brother, the money is less." I looked at her wound and said, "One Band-Aid can do something, 500 less?" The female colleague smiled and said: "Brother, it is not a problem of the wound, I actually want to change a new mobile phone, or we will change places, how many more times will you bump into me?" ”

2. Participated in the raffle at RT-Mart and planted the first prize for a seven-day trip abroad. After getting on the plane, I fell in love with a flight attendant at first sight. I immediately went to confess that she actually agreed to me. The next morning the goddess snuggled up in my arms and asked me: What does it feel like now? I said honestly: I still feel a little incredulous. The flight attendant wiped my face and said: Fool, I don't believe you pinch your own face. I did, and then I woke up.

3. My neighbor's family moved away, 450,000 houses were actually sold for 400,000, you heard it right, it was 400,000 sold, and then a new neighbor bought 450,000, the new neighbor just lived for a month, and then 400,000 sold, moved away for a week, can't figure it out, Lao Wang I can't figure it out.

4. I am a university teacher. When I was about to leave work, my husband called to say that he was having dinner with a few buddies, called me over, said he had come to pick me up, and asked me to wait for him at the school gate. After waiting for two minutes at the bus stop in front of the school, I saw my husband drive his buddy's Mercedes-Benz E300 over and stop in front of me: Beauty, appreciate your face, go to dinner together? Before I could react, a beautiful student next to me sat in at a speed that could not cover the jingle of the bell...

5. The good buddies knew that there was something wrong with their bodies before they got married, did test tubes with his wife, secretly used my genes without her wife, and invited me to dinner at the restaurant where his wife worked afterwards. We ate two kings and eight, and asked for a plate of peanut rice and two bottles of sorghum wine. At checkout, the store manager asked the good brothers' wives: "What did they eat??? The good brother's wife said, "The two kings ate a plate of peanut rice and drank two bottles of sorghum wine." "The store manager made a bill, and we were very weak when we heard it. I was about to apologize, looked at the bill, but I couldn't help it, and silently checked out and left. It turned out that the bill only counted the money for peanut rice and sorghum wine, and Wang Ba did not count the money!!!

6. The Mother of Dragons collects seven Dragon Balls and summons the Dragon home to go through the divorce procedures. Looking at the divorce certificate, the dragon said to the mother of dragons, "In the future, if there is a suitable one, introduce me to one!" The Mother of Dragons asked, "What are the requirements?" Shenlong: "My house and car deposits are all given to you, and the other party can have a house." The Mother of Dragons asked, "Isn't it considered to take the child with you?" The dragon said, "Okay, I like children." Dragon Mother: "There is a ready-made one, I will meet it!" Shenlong immediately took her hand and pleaded, "Wife, give me another chance, I promise this is the last time!" The Dragon Mother looked at the Dragon Deeply and tenderly and said, "No! ”

7. I felt that the salary was small, and I resigned and went to Tomson Tomson to sell the house. This month I completed a high performance, and the manager gave me a salary increase. After handing over the money to my daughter-in-law, I was afraid that she would buy it wildly, so I pulled her to drink a pound of liquor with me, hoping to let her go to bed early. Unexpectedly, I was drunk first. The next day I woke up, turned on the computer to see, I went, this lady was drunk and bold, bought 10 LV bags!

8. After I graduated from college, I started a business outside the home, and I didn't even come home when my sister gave birth. A few days ago, I came back to my sister's house and met my little nephew, whom I had never met, and the little nephew called an uncle, calling him a special kiss. I took out 2,000 yuan to give him, and my little nephew didn't want it. My sister and I were very confused, and I praised him for growing up and really understanding. When my sister went out to buy vegetables, my little nephew ran quickly to me. The little nephew said, "Uncle, you can't give me money in front of my mother, she took it away, and now you can give it to me." ”

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